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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now wewe have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see wewe there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your kombora, yamuua launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's right over there.
Con: *walks to kombora, yamuua launcher*
General Solin: *walks in*
US soldier: Hey! What are wewe doing disguised as the general?
General Solin: Says the corporal that let's an imposter of me! Tamper with our weapons!!
Con: *disables missiles*
US Soldier: HEY!!
Con: *runs out of building*
General Solin: Don't just sit there, kill him!!
US soldiers: *shooting at Con*
Con: *creates shield*
Mirage: *shows up in musclecar*
Con: *gets in*
US soldiers: He got in that Alicorn!
General Solin: Get your cars, and chase them down!!
US soldiers: *driving VW buses*
Mirage: See that trailer I'm towing?
Con: Yeah.
Mirage: In there, is your ride. *stops*
Con: Alright. wewe lose these guys, and we'll meet up in Las Pegasus.
Mirage: Ok. Fenix & Rain Bouvier will be there too!
Con: Sounds good!
Mirage: *drives away*
Con: *gets in trailer*

20 sekunde later, the military vehicles past by, which is when Con came out of the trailer. In a jet.

US soldier: Turn around!!
Soldiers: *turn around*
Con: *unfolds wings*
Soldiers: *driving toward Con*
Con: Yeah, like that's going to work *takes off*
Soldiers: Launch those missiles!!
General Solin: We're getting the back up missiles now!
Con: *flying to HQ*
General Solin: All set?
US soldier: Yeah. Firing now *launches missile*
Soldiers: *look up* It's catching up.
Con: *notices missile* Oh great *turns around*

The kombora, yamuua was following Con. He planned to go to the airbase he just escaped from

Con: *flying toward building*
General Solin: Close the hangar doors!!
Soldiers: *closing doors*
Con: *flies past*
General Solin: *notices missile*

The kombora, yamuua exploded, and blew up the entire hangar.

Con's airplane was running low on fuel, and he landed, near a gas station.

attendant: What the hay?
Con: Fill her up please.

Sean the hedgehog presents

With help from Nocturnal Mirage

Octopus-3

Starring

Doughnut Joe.................Con Mane
Vinyl Scratch...................Tara
Fenix Lighter...................Himself
upinde wa mvua Dash.................Rain Bouvier
Parcival...........................P
Snowflake.......................Snow Moneybit
Sydney P. Jonhson..........S
US ponies........................bad guys
Equestrians......................good guys
And
Germans

Special guest nyota
Nocturnal Mirage as himself

It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A gppony, pony dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.

US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.

inayofuata morning in Canterlot

Con: Hello Moneybit, wewe look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see wewe now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con: Hello sir. What mission do wewe have for me today?
P: Before I breif wewe on your mission, let me just say that what wewe did with Double X was completely unacceptable.
Con: So?
P: wewe fucked a mare in an enemy organization!
Con: And it felt good.
P: Whatever. Take a look at this. *shows egg*
Con: Where did wewe get this?
P: It was retrieved kwa 0009 before he was killed in San Fran.
Con: How did he get it here during his death?
P: His body was found, and we brought it back here. Now it's supposed to have a secret message hidden inside it.
Con: *opens egg* It says that Las Pegasus is next.
P: You're meeting with Mirage, Fenix, and Rain Bouvier at the Midas casino, run kwa a gppony, pony named Tara.
Con: Ok. *leaves*
Moneybit: wewe have to see S before wewe leave.
Con: Sure.
S: *comes from lab* 0007, this way please. *goes back in*
Con: *follows*
S: wewe won't get much for this mission. Just your standard Nambu pistol, and this. *shows coins*
Con: What do wewe expect me to buy?
S: I expect wewe to buy yourself time. What they really are, are mines. They can stick onto any surface, and can be detonated anytime with this *shows pen*
Con: Does every pen wewe give me have to do with explosives?
S: wewe could say that. Good luck.

Later, in the Midas Casino

Tara: Good morning everypony. As wewe know, we are killing everypony with my bass, besi kanuni, cannon called Octopus-3.
US soldier: What makes Octopus-3 powerful?
Tara: It's a far range kanuni, cannon that can attack any city that it pleases. We were supposed to attack this city, but somepony infiltrated with our plans. He's dead now, but there is another gppony, pony that is attacking our group, and is still alive. Whoever it is, will be a problem.
US Soldier: No kidding
Tara: In the meantime, here's what we have to worry about *shows map* We have bribed the western part of the Equestrian army to be part of our group, but there are others that can attack us. Below us, is Mexico. They may be near us, but we have a stronger army. The same with eastern Equestria, and Germany. Nopony can defeat us!

For now

Con flew out of Canterlot kwa airplane, and went to Las Pegasus. When he got there, he went to the Savoy.

Tara: Who would like that Limousine out there? The bidding begins.
Con: Is she for real?
Fenix: This is just one of her business' for making money to buy military equipment, mostly for Octopus-3.
Stallion: 300 bits.
Tara: 300 bits for the limo, that's 3 dollars.
Rain: Why are we here?
Con: We steal that limo once the bidding ends.
mare 66: $8!
Tara: Eight dollars.
Mirage: Why don't we buy it?
Con: We'll be helping them out if we do. When the bidding ends, they take the keys for the car, and hand them to the gppony, pony that bought it. However, if we steal it, Tara has to pay money for the gppony, pony that would originally buy the limo.
Pegasus 231: $60!
Tara: Anypony going higher?
Mare 66: 90
Stallion: 130
Pegasus 231: 100,000!!
Con: He really wants that car badly.
Tara: Going once, twice. Sold to the pegasus.
US soldier: *brings keys*
Con: Now *shoots soldier*
Tara: What is this?!
Mirage: *takes keys* Cover me! *runs to limo*
Con: That's it, let's go!!
Mirage: *starts limo*
Con, Fenix, Rain: *get in*
US Soldiers: *aim guns*
Tara: Let it go! We can't afford any damage on that car
Mirage: *drives*
Pegasus 231: What now?
Tara: You'll immediately get paid $100,000, which is something we don't have.
Pegasus 231: Then how am I going to get that car?
Tara: We'll find it.

The agents soon got to the airport.

Fenix: We'll have to hide it.
Con: wewe take it. It'll be safer there, and nopony in Tara's army will find it.
Rain: Let's go.
Mirage: *loads limo onto airplane* Are we riding this one?
Con: No, we have our own airplane. Courtesy of my boss.
Fenix: I'd like to fly the airplane.
Con: Very well.

The four ponies soon took off, but little did they know another gppony, pony jumped on board.

Fenix: Are wewe sure that other airplane carrying the limo will get to Germany.
Con: Yeah, and if not they still won't get it.
??: *walking on juu of airplane*
Rain: I think I hear something.
Fenix: I swear I hear something too. *notices flashing light* We Lost one of our engines.
Con: Whatever that is, it's probably destroying our airplane. *goes out*
terrorist pony: *walking toward entrance*
Con: *sees damaged engine*
terrorist pony: *sees Con* hey! *swings kisu & misses*
Rain: *hears noise*
Con: *goes to back of plane*
terrorist pony: *swings knife*
Con: *pulls back antenna*
terrorist pony: *hits antenna*
Con: *hits terrorist with antenna*
terrorist pony: AHHH *falls off*
Fenix: *notices terrorist*
terrorist pony: *screaming to his death*
Con: *fixes engine*
Fenix: He did it! The engine's working again!!
Con: *gets back in* What did wewe think?
Fenix: Excellent.
Mirage: Nicely done
Rain: Great.

The airplane continued on until it reached Canterlot. Tara's army wasn't there yet.

Mirage: So, what do wewe want to do while we wait for Tara?
Con: We could go to another casino.
Fenix: And have us watch wewe play poker?
Con: I'll win the money, and mgawanyiko, baidisha it with you.
Rain: wewe better.
Mirage: I'll play some poker too.

All four enter the Canterlot Casino, with Con, and Mirage ready to gamble.

Con: Alright. Good luck with your game.
Mirage: Thanks, wewe two.
Dealers: *deal cards*
Fenix: While those two are planning to throw away money, why don't we go check out the chokoleti kisima, chemchemi
Rain: Hell yeah!

45 dakika later

Con: I won $69,000. What about you?
Mirage: I got $75,000. Now I can buy zaidi Equestrian muscle.
Con: Are they all going to be the same as what wewe have now?
Mirage: Hmm, why not? I might even get a Belvidere.
Rain: *returns with Fenix* They have a lot of chokoleti down at the chokoleti fountain. GO Check it out!!
Con: Chocolate, just what I'd need for my milkshake.
Mirage: I'll get one for wewe if you'd like.
Con: No, allow me. In fact, milkshakes for all of you!

Then there was an explosion outside the casino. Nearly everypony panicked, the only ones not panicking were Con, his friends, and the casino security.

Tara: *enters casino* Hello everyone!!
Con: Surrender Tara!
Tara: No. I'm taking all four of wewe hostage!
US soldiers: *arrest Con, and friends*
Mirage: wewe can't do this!! I just won a game of poker!!!
Tara: Take his money
US soldiers: *steal money*
Mirage: NO! Give it back! I need that to buy zaidi musclecars!! *takes money back*
US soldiers: Fine, keep it, but we'll steal it from wewe when we get to the prison.

Waiting near the entrance, were two cars, and an armored truck.

Tara: Put them in the truck.
US soldiers: *put prisoners in truck*
Con: I would've prefered being in the back of one of those cars.
Fenix: At least it's zaidi spacious in here.
Con: Yeah that's true.
Mirage: Can wewe make my money invisible?
Con: I wouldn't worry about that. What we should be concerned about is trying to escape.

In the van Con, and his Marafiki were being transported in, they planned to escape when they got towards the prison. No one was in there guarding them, so they could leave whenever they wanted.

Con: Ok, let's jump out on my signal.
Mirage: I'm ready
Con: *tries to open door* It's locked.
Fenix: How do we get out now?
Mirage: With terra earth magic. I should be able to force the door open with it *breaks door off hinges* Not like that, but good enough.
Con: Let's go *jumps out*
Fenix: *jumps out*
Rain: *jumps out*
Mirage: *jumps out*
US soldiers: *pushing freight car down hill*
Con: I think that freight yard belongs to our enemy.
Mirage: We better check it out.
Rain: au we could get your car, and wait for Con.
Mirage: Two problems with that plan. My car doesn't have enough room for four ponies, and it's not near me. I can however, steal an enemy car.
Con: Get to it. I'll go near the engine, and see what info I can find.

The train yard was unusual, near the hump was a tunnel, and some of the tracks went through it.

Con: *enters tunnel*
US soldier 1: Get the rest of the circus train set up, I'm going to check which car Octopus-3 is on.
US soldier 2: wewe got it. *pushes freight car*
Con: *waits*
Mirage: *looks for car* Haha, I found it!
Rain: Let's get in.
Mirage: This may be a newer version of my car, but it's worth it. *picks lock*
Fenix: I see someponies!
Mirage: Shut up! I almost got it *unlocks car* Let's go
Con: *hiding*
US soldier 1: I found it! One zaidi car, and then wewe got the one with Octopus-3 in it. Be careful!
US soldier 2: Shut up, I got it! *pushes car*
US soldier 1: *drinking soda*
Con: *kills soldier*
US soldier 2: *pushes car* Is this slow enough for you?! *going 3 miles an hour*
Con: *in disguise* Yup. Sure! *goes to freight car*
US soldier 2: What are wewe doing?
Con: Getting in to check it! Moron
Tara: There's a bomb placed in the cannon. It'll be set up under the gun, and make sure wewe leave before it goes off.
Circus pony: Sure.
Tara: I must go. If wewe have any questions, feel free to knock on the door of my private car, and enter. *leaves*
Circus pony: *looks at entrance* AAAAAHH!!!! There's an intruder in my car!!
Con: I'm US secret service! Why is that bomb on the train?
Circus Pony: Please! I'm just being bribed for doing this! wewe won't survive if wewe don't leave!
Con: I am zaidi entitled to know why wewe are endangering many ponies lives!
Circus pony: We're not really Equestrians, we're from Mexico. Your country has been arresting many of us just for entering the U.S!
Con: Of course. wewe don't know how to enter legally, and wewe get mad at us for that.
US soldiers: *enter* I heard wewe scream, and- *notices Con*
Con: *kills soldier*

Above the tunnel

Mirage: *drives car* Con! Over here!
US soldiers: *pull Con out freight car*
Circus pony: *lets car roll down hump*
Con: NO! *K.O's US soldier*
Soldiers: *shooting at others*
Rain: *grabs rifle*
Con: *runs to car*
US soldiers: Get that pony!!

Con was running to the car, and soon he heard one of the enemies shout..

US Soldier: HEY!! There's no ammo for the bass, besi cannon!
Mirage: Oh damnit, it's in the car!
Con: *drives*
Mirage: WAIT!!
Fenix: It's not like him to forget the three of us.
US soldiers: *shooting at Con*
Captain: Shoot the tires!!
Tara: What's going on?
Captain: We have an intruder, but it's heading away from your train.
Tara: Alright then. Proceed.
Engineer: *pulls out of station*

The wheels slipped, but soon the engine was out of the station, and was puffing down the line

Con: I have to chase that train
US soldiers: *shoot all four tires*
Engineer: *passes crossing*
Con: *drives onto train tracks*
Engineer: *drinving train past signalbox*
Signalman: *waits for train to pass*
Engineer: *gets entire train past*
Signalman: *notices Con* A car with trainwheels?! *switches tracks*
Con: *gets inayofuata to train* I have to get on that train. *grabs umbrella*

What Con did was put the umbrella on the gas pedal, to keep the car moving while he was getting onto the train. But suddenly...

train driver: *blows horn*
Con: *gets on train*
train driver: *hits Con's car*
Con: *enters train car*
sword pony: *throwing knives*
Con: (He's good. Too good)
US ponies: *walking to train car*
Con: *hides*
US gppony, pony 1: Where's the bomb?
sword pony: In the bass, besi cannon.
US gppony, pony 2: We don't have any ammunition for the cannon, so once we get everything set up, we leave.
sword pony: wewe can defuse the bomb right?
US gppony, pony 1: Unfortunately none of us know how to defuse the bomb.
sword pony: That's perfect! What an intelligent army wewe have!!
US gppony, pony 1: It's not my army.
US gppony, pony 2: It belongs to Tara. wewe know who she is?
sword pony: Yeah.
US ponies: Blame her. *leave*
Sword pony: *gets zaidi knives* Wonderful.
Con: *appears*
Sword pony: Who are you?
Con: Someone that can defuse the bomb. Sadly though wewe won't live to see that *grabs gun*
sword pony: *throws knives*
Con: *dodges knives*
sword pony: *grabs sword*
Con: *shoots sword pony*

At the same location where Con crashed the car, a crane was lifting it out of the lake it landed in.

US soldier: Check that car for the ammo.
US pony: *finds ammo* It's wet! This won't be good at all!
US captain: We need to deliver it to Tara quickly. *steals helicopter*
US soldier: HEY! wewe can't steal that! All units kill the captain!

The train stopped at Canterlot, and everypony was getting the circus set up.

US captain: *arrives in helicopter*
US soldiers: There he is! Shoot him!! *shoot down helicopter*
US captain: *falls on ground*
Con: *sneaks out of train*
US soldiers: What were wewe thinking?!
US captain; Tara's bass, besi kanuni, cannon has no ammo... The bomb must be defused
US soldier: *kills captain*

Meanwhile in the circus

Con: *walks into wardrobe*
clown: HEY! wewe can't be in here!!
Con: *kills clown* I was always afraid of your kind as a colt. *gets in disguise*
US soldiers: Tara! We have important news regarding Octopus-3.
Tara: What is it?
US soldier: The bass, besi kanuni, cannon has no ammo, so we need to find a way to defuse that bomb we were going to shoot into the castle.
Con: The castle. They want the princesses dead!
Tara: None of us know how to defuse that bomb!!
Con: My disguise as a clown seems legit. Time to test it out. *walks toward Tara* I know how to defuse it.
Tara: Then DO IT!! wait a minute. You're not the clown!
US soldiers: He's Con Mane!!
Con: You've heard of me? Oh great, now.. DIE! *kills soldiers*
Tara: *pushes Con*
Con: *drops gun*
Tara: *reaches for gun*
Con: *punches Tara*
Tara: *coughs blood* I'm not that easy to defeat *kicks Con*
audience pony: *notices fight* Hey! Somepony call 9-1-1
crowd: *sees fight*
Con: *continues hitting Tara*
Tara: *bleeding heavily* OK! I'm sorry! I'll try to defuse the bomb!!
Con: *stops* The only thing you'll be doing is going to hell. *grabs gun*
Tara: no!
Con: So long wewe octo.. Pussy *kills Tara*

The police soon arrived

Con: *tries to unlock bass, besi cannon* I gotta unlock that door to defuse the bomb!
Cops: Stop right there!!
Con: What are wewe doing? There's a bomb here, and the gppony, pony that set it off is dead!
Cops: Yup sure
Rain: *arrives with Fenix & Mirage* He's not lying! *grabs gun*
Cops: Put that down!
Fenix: Let her do what she's doing! We work for the MI3
Rain: *shoots lock*

The door opened, revealing a bomb that would detonate in 20 sekunde

Crowd: *screaming*
Cop: *looks at Con* Let him go. QUIET EVERYONE!!
Con: *slowly pulls out core*

the timer hit 0, and nothing happened.

Con: I defused it!
Crowd: *cheers*

The end of the 15th Con Mane story

Con Mane Will Return
Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing kwa front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are wewe da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No zaidi than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* applejack is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands...
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 Japa The Nese
Japa The Nese
We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives signal*
Pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think...
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 Title screen! Yay! :D
Title screen! Yay! :D
A not so long time zamani in a world ruled kwa ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with upinde wa mvua Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed zaidi money to finish building this death defying space station.

To make zaidi money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pete was interviewed next.

TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Pete: Pete Reimer.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Pete: Forty three.
TV Pony: And how long have wewe worked on the U.P?
Pete: Twenty one years.
TV Pony: What do wewe think of this railroad?
Pete: I really do like it here. Many of the ponies I get to work with are kind, and very hard workers.
TV Pony: Is there anything wewe dislike about this railroad?
Pete: The rest of my workers, that try to get fired on purpose, au just don't care about anything.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past twenty one...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Master Sword
Master Sword
A gppony, pony named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* wewe know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering zaidi speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 DM&IR Yellowstone
DM&IR Yellowstone
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering wewe my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but wewe know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where bila mpangilio ponies ask for bila mpangilio items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt Disney has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...
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video
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: wewe know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time wewe should have the saladi with me mum.
Emily: saladi sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the steak, mnofu sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
The inayofuata day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: hujambo Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a kiti, kiti cha in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift wewe have aliyopewa me, and I want to thank...
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The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade


The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...
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The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint


Two days... It was zaidi than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was Lost in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
upinde wa mvua Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
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Part 1: link
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really upendo shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier kwa window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...
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added by karinabrony
a few days passed,all with the same enjoyment of every activity,even if in some of them,we got last place,i always encourage them that its alright,its the least i can do for the things they did to change me...and now its time for training

here we are at Ponyville Ace Academy Campus II,going through the halls of the building to the Computer Room on the sekunde floor

"well here we are then" one of the Journalism adviser mumbled "okay,kids,just take a kiti, kiti cha in one of those chairs inayofuata to the computers and lets get started"

i started to look over the space to see where i wanted to go,when somepony called...
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