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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Honey got to her train, she was waiting for Gordon to arrive.

Pete: *Looks around* Where has Gordon gone?
Honey: I don't know sir.
Pete: Well, he better hurry back. He's supposed to pull this train before being suspended from work.
Gordon: *Arrives* I can't find a turkey.
Pete: Forget about that, and drive this train.
Gordon: But-
Pete: *Pointing at train* Drive the train that my hoof is pointing to.
Gordon: *Walks to engine* I just wanted to find a turkey.
Pete: Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme are dealing with that. wewe just have to go to Omaha to deliver cars.
Gordon: *Climbing in engine* Whatever.
Honey: *Blows horn*
Gordon: *drives train*
Pete: Idiot.
Gordon: *Qiuckly reverses train back to station* What did wewe call me?
Pete: Nothing.
Gordon: Ok. *Drives train again*
Honey: Whoops. I forgot to blow the horn twice.
Gordon: That's stupid, so fuck it.

Meanwhile in Denver.

Coffee Creme: *looks at train* Look at all these decorations.
Hawkeye: I can't, we need to leave before the signal turns green. *Runs to engine*
Coffee Creme: *Looks at decorations on train* So magnificent.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme! Let's go!
Coffee Creme: *Runs to engine*
Hawkeye: *shoveling coal*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in cab* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good. Now shovel this coal, while I drive. *Looks out cab* Ah, the signal is green *Blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *Shovels coal*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*

Gordon was just leaving Cheyenne, when Honey decided to talk to him.

Honey: So tell me something. What exactly were wewe thinking when wewe went to hunt down a turkey?
Gordon: I was planning to celebrate thanksgiving.
Honey: Do wewe even like to eat turkey?
Gordon: No, I was just going to shoot it, and hang it on my wall.
Honey: You're supposed to eat the turkey.
Gordon: That's fucked up. Nopony should eat a dead animal.
Honey: Nearly everypony does it though.
Gordon: Not me, I'm a vegetarian.
Honey: How are wewe so fat then?
Gordon: I also like to eat candy, and various other "junk foods".
Honey: Well, that explains a lot.

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The last we saw our heroes, the horrible King cobra was just attacking; his body was not affected kwa the icy breeze caused kwa Snowflake. But before we return to them, let's travel hundreds of feet below the earth, in a barely lit cavern. Laying around the light were Princess Cadence and Princess Luna. Leaning up against the closest ukuta was a large mirror. As Luna and Cadence lay asleep, the mirror began to glow and rattle. Luna awoke, startled. She nudged Cadence, and they summoned the last of their strength, preparing to fight. Out of the mirror walked a fellow gppony, pony with a purple and black...
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The last solstice

Chapter 19: A small victory


Celestia looked up from the book she was kusoma and glanced at the window. The Sun was about the plummet behind the tall mountains on the horizon, its machungwa, chungwa rays shone into the Princesses room. It was still warm, but the autumn coolness was already lurking in the background, the white alicorn could feel its soft touch in the evening breeze. Her vision wandered to the wallclock and Celestia acknowledged with satisfaction, that she calculated the time perfectly kwa the position of the fiery orb above. Of course, her mild and short-lived joy was not...
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posted by Canada24
 ^^ "That is some good s***!"
^^ "That is some good s***!"
"Damn!" prime Twilight cried disppointedly.

"Sorry sweetie. But it's offical. There is absolutely nothing, that ANY of my vitabu can tell me about creating a portal to their universe" prime Twilight alisema to prime Pinkie.

"Are wewe sure!? Maybe we should double look!" prime Pinkie cried, preparing to dig though all the vitabu they had piled all over the particular room of prime Twilight's house.

"We already did that, two dozen times" prime Twilight replied, holding back her uncharacteristically tense, pink friend.

prime Pinkie simply groaned in response.

prime Pinkie looked behind her, beliefly checking...
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Scootaloo and her two Marafiki were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even zaidi can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's upinde wa mvua Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS upendo you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your sekunde mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would wewe three shut the hell...
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posted by Canada24
CHAPTER 7:

Rainbow dash was still sleeping peacefully when suddenly she was gently woken up.

"Dashie, wake up, we're here" Twilight alisema quitely.

"Huh? What?" the colorful Pegasus groaned, barelly awake.

"We arrived at UK" Twilight said, still speaking softly to her sleepy friend.

"Oh.. Right" upinde wa mvua said, remembering why he and Twilight were in the hot air balloon, and so the cyan Pegasus stretched as she began getting up from her lovely nap.

"Come on now, upinde wa mvua Dash, let's hurry" Twilight said, jumping out of the large pink balloon basket.

"Rainbow?"

"Coming, coming" the Pegasus groaned. But unfortantly...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 2

She is alone in the shadows. The sunlight is too bright. The forest hides her. Christine is alone under the branches of the Everfree. Nothing moves in the heat. The air is sultry and stifling. The town billows like a mirage in the distance. She can’t go out. The sun’s too warm here. The engine will overheat in minutes. She waits.

The daylight finally gives in to the approaching night. The air is fresh now. Something’s going down in Ponyville. Some kind of social gathering au a parade. She’s not sure which. This will be her night. She feels it.

After a few hours...
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Later that siku nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.

Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do wewe always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do wewe always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.

The inayofuata siku was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.

Rainbow Dash: 5 oranges please.
Orange seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rarity & applejack were having a conversation when...

Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap applejack & Rarity*
Sean: hujambo Dash can wewe get applejack for me?
Rainbow Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist gppony, pony 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.

Inside the ship

Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh...
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