When Honey got to her train, she was waiting for Gordon to arrive.
Pete: *Looks around* Where has Gordon gone?
Honey: I don't know sir.
Pete: Well, he better hurry back. He's supposed to pull this train before being suspended from work.
Gordon: *Arrives* I can't find a turkey.
Pete: Forget about that, and drive this train.
Gordon: But-
Pete: *Pointing at train* Drive the train that my hoof is pointing to.
Gordon: *Walks to engine* I just wanted to find a turkey.
Pete: Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme are dealing with that. wewe just have to go to Omaha to deliver cars.
Gordon: *Climbing in engine* Whatever.
Honey: *Blows horn*
Gordon: *drives train*
Pete: Idiot.
Gordon: *Qiuckly reverses train back to station* What did wewe call me?
Pete: Nothing.
Gordon: Ok. *Drives train again*
Honey: Whoops. I forgot to blow the horn twice.
Gordon: That's stupid, so fuck it.
Meanwhile in Denver.
Coffee Creme: *looks at train* Look at all these decorations.
Hawkeye: I can't, we need to leave before the signal turns green. *Runs to engine*
Coffee Creme: *Looks at decorations on train* So magnificent.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme! Let's go!
Coffee Creme: *Runs to engine*
Hawkeye: *shoveling coal*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in cab* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good. Now shovel this coal, while I drive. *Looks out cab* Ah, the signal is green *Blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *Shovels coal*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*
Gordon was just leaving Cheyenne, when Honey decided to talk to him.
Honey: So tell me something. What exactly were wewe thinking when wewe went to hunt down a turkey?
Gordon: I was planning to celebrate thanksgiving.
Honey: Do wewe even like to eat turkey?
Gordon: No, I was just going to shoot it, and hang it on my wall.
Honey: You're supposed to eat the turkey.
Gordon: That's fucked up. Nopony should eat a dead animal.
Honey: Nearly everypony does it though.
Gordon: Not me, I'm a vegetarian.
Honey: How are wewe so fat then?
Gordon: I also like to eat candy, and various other "junk foods".
Honey: Well, that explains a lot.
2 B continued
Pete: *Looks around* Where has Gordon gone?
Honey: I don't know sir.
Pete: Well, he better hurry back. He's supposed to pull this train before being suspended from work.
Gordon: *Arrives* I can't find a turkey.
Pete: Forget about that, and drive this train.
Gordon: But-
Pete: *Pointing at train* Drive the train that my hoof is pointing to.
Gordon: *Walks to engine* I just wanted to find a turkey.
Pete: Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme are dealing with that. wewe just have to go to Omaha to deliver cars.
Gordon: *Climbing in engine* Whatever.
Honey: *Blows horn*
Gordon: *drives train*
Pete: Idiot.
Gordon: *Qiuckly reverses train back to station* What did wewe call me?
Pete: Nothing.
Gordon: Ok. *Drives train again*
Honey: Whoops. I forgot to blow the horn twice.
Gordon: That's stupid, so fuck it.
Meanwhile in Denver.
Coffee Creme: *looks at train* Look at all these decorations.
Hawkeye: I can't, we need to leave before the signal turns green. *Runs to engine*
Coffee Creme: *Looks at decorations on train* So magnificent.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme! Let's go!
Coffee Creme: *Runs to engine*
Hawkeye: *shoveling coal*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in cab* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good. Now shovel this coal, while I drive. *Looks out cab* Ah, the signal is green *Blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *Shovels coal*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*
Gordon was just leaving Cheyenne, when Honey decided to talk to him.
Honey: So tell me something. What exactly were wewe thinking when wewe went to hunt down a turkey?
Gordon: I was planning to celebrate thanksgiving.
Honey: Do wewe even like to eat turkey?
Gordon: No, I was just going to shoot it, and hang it on my wall.
Honey: You're supposed to eat the turkey.
Gordon: That's fucked up. Nopony should eat a dead animal.
Honey: Nearly everypony does it though.
Gordon: Not me, I'm a vegetarian.
Honey: How are wewe so fat then?
Gordon: I also like to eat candy, and various other "junk foods".
Honey: Well, that explains a lot.
2 B continued
A part of Ponyville by 2031
I know that this really has nothing to do with MLP but could wewe all please sign this petition au something really bad will happen to the internet.
link
Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)
"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.
Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."
That is from the article. Please sign.
link
Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)
"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.
Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."
That is from the article. Please sign.
Chapter 1:the spell
“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a mduara, duara in Twilight's library.
“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need wewe five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.
“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.
“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.
“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” applejack yawned.
“me too.” upinde wa mvua dash alisema sleepily.
After a few zaidi sekunde all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the maktaba was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a mduara, duara in Twilight's library.
“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need wewe five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.
“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.
“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.
“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” applejack yawned.
“me too.” upinde wa mvua dash alisema sleepily.
After a few zaidi sekunde all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the maktaba was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!
I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.
This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how wewe guys have been uigizaji around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for uigizaji like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.
I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and zaidi people.I hope wewe all read this.Please maoni below if wewe like.
I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.
This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how wewe guys have been uigizaji around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for uigizaji like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.
I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and zaidi people.I hope wewe all read this.Please maoni below if wewe like.
