My Little Poney Article: Equestria: Dark Times (Part 1)

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posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a fanfiction taking place a mwaka after A Canterlot Wedding. Who knows what could happen at Shining and Cadence's anniversary?

--Note: This has both OCs and real chars.--

It was a nice siku in Equestria. The Mane 6 were at the train, getting prepared for Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence's wedding anniversary.

"I can't wait to see Shining and Cadence!" exclaimed Twilight, packing up her saddlebags.

"It's tootalllyyy gonna be a blast!" Pinkie said, putting her party canon in her bag.

Rarity stuffed some dresses in her packages Spike carried. They're gonna upendo these dresses! she thought.

"This is gonna be SO AWESOME!" exclaimed Dash, flying into her seat.

"Surely something isn't gonna go wrong," Fluttershy murmured.

"Y'all better be waitin', ah think the party's in only a few hours," AJ thought out loud.

"Don't worry, Applejack, they've been working on the party preperations for a while, so they're probably just making the muffins kwa now," Twilight replied.

"Huh? Where? What?" applejack alisema in a daze. "Oh... must've thought out loud."

Everypony laughed as the train took off to the Crystal Empire.

---Meanwhile, in the mountains---

"Hmph...so they thought they could defeat me, eh? Well, it didn't work, right, Shadow Mist?" alisema a dark voice.

"Right, your highness.." replied the mare.

"Soon, my changeling army will gain back all their energy, and we will take over Equestria once again." She laughed out an evil snicker.

Oh, boy.. thought Shadow Mist.

tailsfan111 and DragonAura15 like this

alinah_09 hmm...a nice start

ChibiEmmy Looking forward to more!

_Laugh_ Same here! Great start! :3

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to wewe about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell wewe what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...

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The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at upinde wa mvua Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't wewe be Marafiki with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Marafiki with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna onyesha the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The peach, pichi gppony, pony saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, wewe know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that wewe quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never alisema anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess wewe should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: wewe should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. wewe could have hurt yourself....

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Aqua Marine's journey 6

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for wewe to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three dakika later. “Wow, how did wewe manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, upinde wa mvua Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 2

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Guard: wewe must of been counting your blessings Chimney. wewe made bail.

Patrol board member: Do wewe believe, in your best judgment, that wewe have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like wewe can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, wewe let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)

Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out wewe two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.

Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, wewe have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. wewe could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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The Adventures of Garden Hose & Marafiki Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It was a nice siku in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: wewe sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are wewe girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 58 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 56 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, kwa looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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The sekunde Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask wewe a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that wewe wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a shabiki of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, au something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...

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magnum Force Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello wewe two, what can I help wewe with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, wewe decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after upinde wa mvua Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do wewe know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want wewe to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go kwa the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...