After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.
Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: wewe got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned kwa two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than wewe my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of wewe to say Burt.
Bob: So what do wewe plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely songesha back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country wewe know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will wewe do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank wewe for that.
Burt: Not a problem.
The inayofuata day, at the school that Emily worked at.
Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would wewe like me to do?
Emily: Read a book au a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at vitabu in Emily's office* Which one would wewe suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that wewe do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That gppony, pony knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.
As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.
Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would wewe do that?
Tasha: Somepony aliiba my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. wewe should have came to me, au one of the teachers, and they would've made that gppony, pony bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank wewe Bob, but wewe gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the gppony, pony that aliiba your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, wewe head back to class, and I'll make Mat give wewe your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank wewe Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: wewe handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a gppony, pony that should be robbing banks, au living a life of crime. Not uandishi books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.
2 B continued
Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: wewe got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned kwa two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than wewe my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of wewe to say Burt.
Bob: So what do wewe plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely songesha back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country wewe know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will wewe do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank wewe for that.
Burt: Not a problem.
The inayofuata day, at the school that Emily worked at.
Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would wewe like me to do?
Emily: Read a book au a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at vitabu in Emily's office* Which one would wewe suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that wewe do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That gppony, pony knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.
As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.
Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would wewe do that?
Tasha: Somepony aliiba my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. wewe should have came to me, au one of the teachers, and they would've made that gppony, pony bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank wewe Bob, but wewe gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the gppony, pony that aliiba your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, wewe head back to class, and I'll make Mat give wewe your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank wewe Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: wewe handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a gppony, pony that should be robbing banks, au living a life of crime. Not uandishi books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.
2 B continued
LATER!
"Why are wewe so sure I can find wewe gems?" Sweetie kengele asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed wewe how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie kengele insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie kengele told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie kengele cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving wewe a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie kengele cried annoyingly, from on juu of Rover.
"Why are wewe so sure I can find wewe gems?" Sweetie kengele asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed wewe how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie kengele insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie kengele told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie kengele cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving wewe a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie kengele cried annoyingly, from on juu of Rover.