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 Jerry
Jerry
Applejack, Gilda, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Rarity were brought into the docks of Ponyville on the ship they were put on.

British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again wewe Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: wewe didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but wewe ladies are not allowed to fight.
upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are wewe saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, wewe have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If wewe insist.

So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's ngome in Canterlot.

Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe mean wewe don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is upinde wa mvua Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do wewe want to talk about?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, wewe should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, au not. wewe must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry alisema we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I wonder what he's like.

They were soon about to find out.

Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do wewe want?
upinde wa mvua Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: wewe three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where wewe belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.

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 Lord Burlington
Lord Burlington
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Barry
Barry
Lewis: *With Andy inside a building, talking to Barry*
Barry: How did wewe know where to find me?
Lewis: I went to a train yard, saw some gangsters, and asked if they could help. They told me to come to you.
Barry: What do wewe need me to do?
Andy: We're being threatened kwa these two police ponies. They want us to leave town, otherwise we'll get arrested.
Barry: What are their names?
Lewis: Bob Stone.

At night, Bob was in The Silver Ballroom when three ponies came in, and shot him.

Lewis: And Leonard Plesance.
Leonard: *Driving his car when two gangsters in a '68 Chevy pass by, and shoot Leonard. He dies,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 0:25): link

Colts: *Playing rap muziki while throwing stones under a highway bridge. Something grabs their attention, and they all walk towards it*

Song: link
 It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and cherry Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.
It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and cherry Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.


Bob was as good as his word. He killed off the other ponies, to save our asses. We also got their take of the money.

Garbage Pony: *Picking up a big garbage container with arms attached to a garbage truck. As the container...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Vin De Set, where Lewis meets Mackenzie

Shawn: *Walks in with Mackenzie, and another mare* Let's take this table. *Sits down with Mackenzie, and the other mare*
Mackenzie: Where's your friend?
Shawn: He's coming, just wait. *Sees Lewis* There he is.
Lewis: *Sits down*
Shawn: Lewis, this is the mare I was telling wewe about, Mackenzie. Say hi to each other.
Lewis: Hello Mackenzie.
Mackenzie: Hello Lewis.
Waiter: *Arrives* What'll wewe have?

We just stared at each other. Except for when the waiter was taking our orders. Mackenzie looked very beautiful, and my moyo was pounding ten times a second. Shawn...
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Nyx - Fools think it will be so easy...



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Equestrian labs
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Void - *enters room* Ste- oh no...
Steven - *holds wound* U-uh
Jake - Ah Void we expected you. It's time for explanations. There was a panya inside labs from start of cores. Now he came and shot doctor Steven here. wewe see in start we had lab in Canterlot Mountains. A reschearch to find and colonise new world! An new whole dimension. Well.... That's what most thought was happening while brutal examinations on Ponies were made kwa two twisted doctors - Doctor Greenleaf that passed away and Doctor Shadow... Everything behind eyes of Dan.
Void...
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