Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told wewe stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy kwa the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.
CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That wewe so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be 'so proud' to have so 'smart' ponies.
Saten: Fuck wewe man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: *somewhat annoyed* Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: *evil grin, and grabs a pole like object* Anything for wewe sweetie.. *violantly smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth*
Derpy: Much better..
*Later*
Sword: Your cousin single.
Saten: I guess wh- Oh no.. No way. Don't even think about it!
Sword: Just once.. Please.
Saten: No... wewe just end up hurting her.. And I'll end up killing you.. And not simple killings either. I mean like really creative killings. Like in those SAW movies.
Sword: *ends up asking her out anyway*
Saten: She'll never agre- *Derpy agrees*
Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as wewe say he is.
Sword: Wha-
Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.
Derpy: *laughs* wewe did..
Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fiberglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*
Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
Sword: wewe should hear his zaidi hivi karibuni ones.. *to Saten* Tell her what wewe did a the other day.
Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.
Sword: THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!
Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.
Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.
Saten: Oh! Differently *they highfive*
Sword: *arrogantly* HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?
Satan: No-
Sword: No! wewe did not get me!... Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.
Saten: wewe know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. wewe guys go out.. But only once.
Sword: Good enough. *leaves*
Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.
Derpy: Fine.
Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..
CUTAWAY ENDS.
2 B CONTAINED
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy kwa the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.
CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That wewe so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be 'so proud' to have so 'smart' ponies.
Saten: Fuck wewe man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: *somewhat annoyed* Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: *evil grin, and grabs a pole like object* Anything for wewe sweetie.. *violantly smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth*
Derpy: Much better..
*Later*
Sword: Your cousin single.
Saten: I guess wh- Oh no.. No way. Don't even think about it!
Sword: Just once.. Please.
Saten: No... wewe just end up hurting her.. And I'll end up killing you.. And not simple killings either. I mean like really creative killings. Like in those SAW movies.
Sword: *ends up asking her out anyway*
Saten: She'll never agre- *Derpy agrees*
Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as wewe say he is.
Sword: Wha-
Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.
Derpy: *laughs* wewe did..
Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fiberglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*
Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
Sword: wewe should hear his zaidi hivi karibuni ones.. *to Saten* Tell her what wewe did a the other day.
Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.
Sword: THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!
Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.
Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.
Saten: Oh! Differently *they highfive*
Sword: *arrogantly* HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?
Satan: No-
Sword: No! wewe did not get me!... Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.
Saten: wewe know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. wewe guys go out.. But only once.
Sword: Good enough. *leaves*
Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.
Derpy: Fine.
Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..
CUTAWAY ENDS.
2 B CONTAINED
"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"
"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant au invisible they feel."
"There's over a million vitabu in here."
"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before wewe a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."
"...Or I can just go, and wewe never have to see me again."
"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant au invisible they feel."
"There's over a million vitabu in here."
"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before wewe a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."
"...Or I can just go, and wewe never have to see me again."
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.
Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.
They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.
Tim: We got a speeder.
Song: link
Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.
They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.
Tim: We got a speeder.
Song: link
Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
