My Little Poney Article: Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 5

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posted by Canada24

Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told wewe stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy kwa the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.

CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That wewe so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be 'so proud' to have so 'smart' ponies.
Saten: Fuck wewe man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: *somewhat annoyed* Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: *evil grin, and grabs a pole like object* Anything for wewe sweetie.. *violantly smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth*
Derpy: Much better..
*Later*
Sword: Your cousin single.
Saten: I guess wh- Oh no.. No way. Don't even think about it!
Sword: Just once.. Please.
Saten: No... wewe just end up hurting her.. And I'll end up killing you.. And not simple killings either. I mean like really creative killings. Like in those SAW movies.
Sword: *ends up asking her out anyway*
Saten: She'll never agre- *Derpy agrees*
Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as wewe say he is.
Sword: Wha-
Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.
Derpy: *laughs* wewe did..
Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fiberglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*
Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
Sword: wewe should hear his zaidi hivi karibuni ones.. *to Saten* Tell her what wewe did a the other day.
Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.
Sword: THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!
Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.
Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.
Saten: Oh! Differently *they highfive*
Sword: *arrogantly* HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?
Satan: No-
Sword: No! wewe did not get me!... Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.
Saten: wewe know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. wewe guys go out.. But only once.
Sword: Good enough. *leaves*
Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.
Derpy: Fine.
Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..
CUTAWAY ENDS.

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would wewe like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that wewe threatened to beat her up if wewe saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have wewe seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't wewe have some drinks with me? You'll upendo it.
Bob: How many did wewe have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would wewe like another drink?
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Bob: Right. I want one too.
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posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that wewe call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are wewe so...um..grey?
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Twilight:No,if I stop you.
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posted by shadowknuxgirl

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Princess Cadence: This siku was going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Marafiki to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

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posted by Hairity

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until wewe all shared its magic with me.
My Little gppony, pony (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until wewe all shared its magic with me.
My Little gppony, pony (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do wewe know you're all my very best friends?

This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

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posted by clancker1223

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As the story we knew of sugar and spice
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With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

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Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, wewe ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

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posted by KendiKens

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