My Little Poney Article: Sweet apple Massucure spoof, part 6

posted by Canada24

A few days passed, and Twilight, unaware of Big Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on his door.
Big Mac: (sharpening a machete on one of those wheel things, I don't know the name). (the chorus of Bottled Up Inside is heard playing, and he is seen wearing AppleJack's hat as if it was ALWAYS his).
Twi: (knocks louder)
Big Mac: (hears it this time, turns off the song and opens the door).. Hey. Hey. Twilight.. Looking hot.
Twi: I.. Don't know how to take that.
Big Mac: Why don't wewe come inside so I can rap- I mean, nice weature were having!?
Twi: Well.. Putting aside the creepy thing wewe just finished saying.. I'm looking for Spike.
Big Mac: Oh. Yes. Your pet dragon..
Twi: He's not my.. Well. I guess he is in a way. But just tell me if wewe seen him. My mother instincts are getting to me, and I'm getting worried.
Big Mac: Well.. Afried you're not gonna like my answer.. He went into my shed. I always warn people not to go into my shed.
Twi: What shed!?.. What are wewe talking about!?
Big Mac: (laughing) Maaan. wewe should of seen his face.. Wait. wewe CAN! (reveals to have Spike's decapitated head, witch has a horrified look on its face).
Twi: (poor thing is near tears)
Big Mac: Haha.. (shakes the head, making the eyes go up and down) It's fun to shake it and watch the eyes go up and dow-
Twi: (angrily) wewe SON OF BITCH!! (aggressively punches Big Mac in the face, it would of broken his nose, if AJ hadn't already broken it earlier, but still he falls on his knees in agony).
Twi: (uses the time to run away).
Big Mac: (angrily) Hey! Get back here! (somehow grabs his pampu shotgun and shoots at her, but each bullet misses).. Dammit. It usually takes me about 7 dakika to refill this thing.

TO BE CONTAINUED

Windwakerguy430 Dark, but funny. Love it

Canada24 It's SUPPOSE to be dark.. Dark humor is the whole reason of this story, no different then all my other creepypasta spoofs

Seanthehedgehog Fantastic.

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What Do wewe Think? #5: Fooling with Colts and Fillies (NSFW!)

posted by mariofan14

Well, here we go. My first NSFW makala ever. Please don't feel horrified at what wewe are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the salama side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...

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Dirty Harry

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny siku when a gppony, pony with a sniper bunduki was looking at a mare swimming. The gppony, pony with the bunduki was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the juu of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an saa later, a gppony, pony was walking. This gppony, pony was known as Harry...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 41 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the viungo to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train kwa himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...

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Wings

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake wewe had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...