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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with upinde wa mvua Dash, and we were going to songesha into a very nice house kwa a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Putting bags into the shina of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Closes trunk* What wewe really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on juu of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into upinde wa mvua Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: wewe know what else would be great?
upinde wa mvua Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for wewe to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

upinde wa mvua Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass upinde wa mvua Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, upinde wa mvua Dash, and that gppony, pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew upinde wa mvua Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the juu of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & upinde wa mvua Dash: AWESOME!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I upendo this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
upinde wa mvua Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to cupcake factory* I work over there across the mitaani, mtaa from your house. wewe can come over anytime wewe want, but remember, wewe must not eat keki on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat keki on Sunday?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Let me tell wewe after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing upinde wa mvua Dash. It slowly passes kwa which makes her nervous*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* wewe alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so wewe can tell me why I shouldn't eat keki on Sunday.

2 B Continued
 The car following/racing upinde wa mvua Dash
The car following/racing Rainbow Dash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.

Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did wewe three go?
Rainbow Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because wewe were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the machungwa, chungwa one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: wewe planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: Oh wewe had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity:...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic onyesha

One day, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a meza, jedwali with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied kwa chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 51

Frenchies Do Not Like Pizza

August 13, 1956

Night time is very peaceful in Cheyenne. Many stars can be seen in the sky, and most of the time, the only thing wewe can hear, are some of the trains going through town.

Song: link...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Episode 50

Nicole's Mistake

August 21, 1955

Nicole has gone through many exciting adventures in her life when she used to work on the Northern Pacific. She was telling...
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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. wewe should have had Jerry onyesha up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to chajio, chakula cha jioni tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....
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Equestria, have wewe ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, wewe are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, au evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, au to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the majibu can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...
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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do wewe have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine guns that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when wewe take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...
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I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours zamani on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the gppony, pony Alliance? They know zaidi about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 45

The Trouble With Gordon

July 23, 1955

Gordon was using a telephone booth on the station.

Gordon: Is that wewe Coffee Crème?... Oh good, I'm so glad I can talk to wewe again.
Coffee Crème: *At a hotel in London* Merci. This meeting for female...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay au run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen wewe around before! are wewe new?" alisema the gppony, pony behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...
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posted by Canada24
Scootaloo was porposely whining out complaints the whole time they spent flying to Canterlot.

Giz finally Lost it, telling her to shut up, in the same manner Spot alisema it to Rarity joining "a dog and gppony, pony show" even doing the same words and same motions.

"Or what!" Scootaloo sassed.

"You know. I never punched a child before. But there's a first time for everything" Giz grinned.

"Yeah right" Scootaloo mocked, but Giz actually did it, though not in the face, just in the stomach area.

"Ow!" Scoot groaned.

"Told you" Giz alisema syly.

"Your a bully!" Scoot cried.

"Oh. Ouch" Giz mocked.

"Oh come on man, leave her alone" Grimy insisted.

"I mean. She's just so cute" Grimy containued, even patting her on the head as if she were a puppy.

"Shut up, no she's not" Giz groaned.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song Lyrics~

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..

My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until wewe all shared it's magic with me

Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!

wewe have My Little Ponies
Do wewe know you're all my very best friends?

Ponies who sang in this song:

Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
upinde wa mvua Dash
Rarity
Applejack
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 12: Fear and moto


Let me ask wewe something! Have wewe ever been alone? I mean truly alone! When wewe know for certain, that nopony's around for countless miles? When you're absolutely sure nopony could help if something happened to you? When wewe sit near a small campfire all kwa yourself, listening to the deadly silence, gazing into the ether and it seems there's nothing but an empty void beyond that tiny mduara, duara of light? When all the noises die out and your mind calms down... when the time between two heartbeat feel like a millenia... When...
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