My Little Poney Article: CHiPs Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol

Gordon, and Master Sword were back in the purple GTO. They were driving down the Coltis freeway.

Gordon: *Sees a gppony, pony in a red sedan tailgating him*
Red Sedan Pony: *Honking the horn*
Gordon: Hehehe. He doesn't know what he's in for. *Lowers the bottom of his car*
Red Sedan Pony: *Getting hit kwa sparks. He moves to the right to get away from them, but crashes into a Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Goes down an embankment*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Master Sword: Forgive me Gordon, but aren't we supposed to do this only when the others are stealing those cars?
Gordon: Tom's stealing the Viper, remember?
Master Sword: Oh yeah.
Gordon: *Hears his phone ringing* Answer that, will you?
Master Sword: *Answers phone* Hello
Tom: *At the warehouse* I Lost the cops. I'm at the warehouse with the fira, viper right now.
Master Sword: *To Gordon* Tom got the Viper.
Gordon: Good. *Shouts into the phone* We'll meet wewe over there. *Drives to the warehouse*

Meanwhile at headquarters,

Sargent Getraer: *Sees Benjamin appear in his truck, and sees Frank sitting inayofuata to him* What happened?
Frank: Caught on moto Sarge. Webster is taking me to the hospital.

The Canterlot Highway Patrol has a mechanic named Harlan Arliss. He was taking Frank's motorcycle off of the back of Benjamin's truck.

Harlan: *Looks at the damage* My goodness. What happened here?
Sargent Getraer: The same thing that happened to Frank. It caught on fire. *To Benjamin* Alright, get him to the hospital.
Benjamin: *Drives to the hospital*

Meanwhile

Master Sword: This was an amazing plan.
Gordon: Yes it is. If only I thought of it sooner. *Arrives at the warehouse*
Master Sword: Still, its a great plan.
Gordon: *Stops at the warehouse, and sees the Viper* Wait a minute. *Gets out of the car, and looks at the back of the Viper* TOM!
Tom: *Walks over* wewe didn't have to shout, I could hear- *Sees Gordon is very angry* you.
Gordon: *Points to the back of the car which has a dent on it* What is this?!
Tom: Oh, that. wewe see, I had to get rid of the cops, so I bumped into one of their police bikes.
Gordon: I DON'T CARE!! I TOLD wewe NO DAMAGE ON THE CARS!!! Take this back, and get another one!!!!
Tom: Alright, I'm going. *Gets in the Viper, and drives away*
Master Sword: So much for a simple job.
Gordon: I tell him to do one simple thing, and he doesn't do it.
Master Sword: And I thought I was dumb.
Gordon: Don't worry, wewe still are.

2 B Continued

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Ponies On The Rails episode 13 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.

Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're uigizaji like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 13 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a title that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now wewe just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye:...

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gppony, gppony, pony Fight Chapter 1

posted by Dragon4322

she sighed and understood..

We didn't know what we were getting into....My name is Scootaloo. I've been through so much since that war. When i say war, I mean the brutal conflict of battles I fought, My friend Sweetie Belle managed to enlist with me. Here's the story: On a night like no other, I was inapakia my bunduki and putting the beneti, mtutu on it. I pulled the bolt back then pushed it back in place ,"Scootaloo are wewe ready to charge at the changelings?" Sweetie Belle asked me. I nodded and prepared. They blew the whistle to signal us to charge. I ran as fast as i could uphill and fired a shot at a changeling armed with...

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Silver Tune's Story 19

posted by _Laugh_

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake walked toward Trixie. Trixie rolled her eyes and sighed. She stared at the two angry ponies.

CC: Excuse me, Trixie, may we have a word with you?
Trixie: Why, of course.
SF: Who are wewe going to the prom with? Huh?
Trixie: Strong Charger, duh.
CC: What about Blue Beat? *raises eyebrow*
Trixie: *gulps* I.. I don't know what you're talking about.
SF: Of course wewe do.
Trixie: *growls*
CC: Strong Charger would never want to go to the prom with you.
SF: And Blue Beat is a nerd. wewe just want him to do your homework.
Trixie: Listen, wewe two brats, step out of my way. Strong Charger...

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Middle School part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Leo

Do wewe remember that nursery rhyme about Jack Sprat, and his wife? Neither of them ate the same thing, but between the two of them, they got the job done. That's kind of like with me, and Leo, except the fat, and lean are words, and pictures. Make sense? I do the talking, and Leo takes care of the drawings.

Leo speaks to me sometimes, but that's about it. Conversation just isn't his thing. If Leo wanted to tell wewe your house was on fire, he'd draw a picture to onyesha you. But he's a great artist, and if it's true that a picture's worth a thousand words, then my buddy Leo has zaidi to say then...

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Octavia Unchained part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On the road

Dexter: *driving* What we got to do inayofuata is assassinate the Flim Flam brothers. They've been causing a lot of mayhem to every pony. Not just the ponies of your gender, but every single gppony, pony in the world. They must pay.
Octavia: wewe must hate this whole slavery thing, don't you?
Dexter: I have been a slave. Believe me. It was back when the british kidnapped my parents. I was only a little colt.
Octavia: Can wewe tell me about it?
Dexter: Eeh, not right now. Maybe later. *stops car*
Octavia: What are wewe doing?
Dexter: I wanna buy wewe an outfit.
Octavia: Ok, cool.

They both walk into the...

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Cold War Episode 1 The Last Winter Night.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Snow... the butyfull small think... but make fillies happy... stars... have magic powers... and make happy everypony... Stars plus snow is a great idea... The winter night... too..."

Dan : wewe got EVERYTHINK!
Shadow : I think I have
Dan : great... lets go *run to door*
Shadow : Is this a good idea?
Dan : dont worry just follow!

Dan, Shadow and Natalia present

Cold War

Episode 1

The Winter Night

"Did I say... who I am... no? that too bad... Im the one who creat somethink that make ponies hurt... I - am - DEAD"

Dan - oh comon
Shadow - uhuh *run*
Dan - ok... w here...
From Snow comes big castle... from ice...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 11 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.

Pete: wewe all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of wewe need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do wewe do that?
Pete: wewe got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. wewe can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your siku off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry,...

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The Nightmare Before krisimasi part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jack woke up at the cemetary

Zero: *Wimpers*
Jack: What have I done? I realized, I ruined christmas, and it didn't go the way I wanted it to. We've got to fix this now *runs out of cemetary*
Zero: *Following*

Somewhere between not far away, and far away

Oogie Boogie pony: And now that I've got two ponies I'm holding prisoner, let's roll the dice, shall we? *rolls dice* WHAT?! Snake eyes? Aah *hits table*

The dice soon ended up on a six, and five

Oogie Boogie pony: Ooh, much better. And now, to kill wewe two kwa lowering wewe into the lava below. Hahahahaha!
Jack: *Appears behind oogie boogie pony* Hello...

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 1 highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...

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Pinkie Pie's B-day

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Pinkie Pie:Don't forget! Tomorrow's my B-day Party!
upinde wa mvua Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
upinde wa mvua Dash:THE swali I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!

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The Nightmare Before krisimasi part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jack continued working about why the green light appeared after what he did. It was so bright that Sally saw it, and decided to escape the room she was in.

Sally: *grabs bag of supplies* This oughta help.

The door was locked from the other side, so Sally had to escape through the window. It was a long drop down, and Sally had to be careful.

After tying some string onto the window, Sally had to climb down. She was carrying the bag of supplies, but when she went down, the string snapped. Sally then fell to the ground, and her arm fell off.

But, what's this? Sally didn't die somehow, and she started...

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Under Pressure Part 11

posted by karinabrony

"The mall is so...big..." Black Rose said. She was passing kwa a tuxedo store and Silver Tune saw Nocturnal Mirage in there. "LOOK! Nocturnal Mirage is in there! Hide behind the clothes!" Silver Tune said. Black Rose and Silver Tune hid behind the racket of tuxedos. "Hello, may I get a black tuxedo? I want my tarehe to be perfect." They heard Nocturnal Mirage say. "Mmmhm! He is so into you, Black Rose!" Silver Tune said. "Oh, come on! It's just a date." Black Rose said. Silver Tune laughed. "Yeah, JUST A DATE. Come on! Let's go to Canterlot Styles so wewe can look perfect tonight!" They both went...

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Silver Tune's Story 14

posted by _Laugh_

Snow Flake sighed. Silver Tune took a deep breath and smiled.

ST: Lets.. Just forget what just happened.
SF: Are wewe sure? Don't wewe want to talk about it?
ST: No, it's.. It's okay. Don't worry.
CC: Are wewe sure?
ST: Yep.
CC: Very well then.
SF: Silver Tune, do wewe have a tarehe for the prom?
ST: Uhh.. No.
CC: But the prom is in three days!
ST: Do wewe guys already have dates?
CC: I do. I'm going with Cinnamon Twist.
SF: I'm going with Lightning Speed.

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake giggled. Silver Tune lowered her head and blushed. The brown mare gasped and stopped laughing.

CC: Silver Tune, we weren't laughing...

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The Nightmare Before krisimasi Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog presents

In Association with Disneyfan333

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If wewe never heard about this story, I say it's time wewe begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't wewe like to see something strange?
Come with us, and wewe will see
This our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everypony...

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Silver Tune's Story 12

posted by _MockingJay_

Silver Tune stopped laughing as she saw Trixie approaching her. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake rolled their eyes. Trixie smirked as she stared at Silver Tune's dress. She laughed.

Trixie: hujambo Silver Tune. Have wewe had any luck?
ST: Uhh.. With what?
Trixie: Uh, with your weight loss, of course. Because it sure doesn't look like it.
ST: *growls*
CC: What did wewe say to her?!
Trixie: Shut up, Coffee Cheese. Was I talking to you?
SF: Her name is Coffee Crème!
Trixie: Pfft. Like I care.
CC: *rolls eyes*
Trixie: Anyways pig, I wouldn't try too hard. Maybe your just meant to have a little extra grease.
SF: *gasp*...

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Episode 3, part 2: War

posted by Thunderhorse007

The last we viewed our heroes, Snowflake and Rocko, a cock-of-the-rock, were making their way to Cloudsdale to free upinde wa mvua Dash. They would need her in order to get close to King Cobra. As they travel, let's turn to the King himself. He had dispatched Cheerilee the night before, and now lay thinking in Twilight's library. A sentry burst into the study, startling the King. His kofia shot out, and he hissed in annoyance. The sentry came to a screeching halt, and bowed with his face to the floor.

Sentry: News for the King!

King Cobra: Come on, spit it out. What is it?

Sentry: The troops are currently...

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The last solstice - Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth

Nocturnal Mirage has always considered himself as a stallion who can hide his emotions effectively. His face usually conveyed neutral calmness, which is why ponies thought of him as an apathetic, cold and calculating being. However, it couldn’t be further from the truth. His origins were responsible for his behavior. While most ponies were extroverted and easily showed their emotions, the place where Mirage was born had different standards. The isolated land, far away in Eastern-Equestria has existed for countless centuries without the knowledge...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Ponies: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*...

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The New Era... THE END (part 1)

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan : i dont gonna let him win... I DONT!!!!

"when somethink fucked up... noopony cant stop feel we lost... my Marafiki are dead.... My team lost... I gonna feel they soul everywhere... THAT BASTARDS KILLED THEME!!! Cherry... Mirage... whyyy... I cant... I just cant help theme. .. we ran to elevator... and leave theme"

Dan : WHAT THE FUCK WE ESCAPING
Shadow : ...
Dan : What! w-what... uhhh I became monster...
Shadow : ...
*elevator stop*
Shadow : ...
Dan : wewe DONT GONNA SAY SHIT!!!!... FUCK...
Natalia : mtulivu, clam donw Dan
Dan : SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!! DEMN IT... d-demn it... *ters comes* I tryed to...