My Little Poney Article: CHiPs Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol

Gordon, and Master Sword were back in the purple GTO. They were driving down the Coltis freeway.

Gordon: *Sees a gppony, pony in a red sedan tailgating him*
Red Sedan Pony: *Honking the horn*
Gordon: Hehehe. He doesn't know what he's in for. *Lowers the bottom of his car*
Red Sedan Pony: *Getting hit kwa sparks. He moves to the right to get away from them, but crashes into a Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Goes down an embankment*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Master Sword: Forgive me Gordon, but aren't we supposed to do this only when the others are stealing those cars?
Gordon: Tom's stealing the Viper, remember?
Master Sword: Oh yeah.
Gordon: *Hears his phone ringing* Answer that, will you?
Master Sword: *Answers phone* Hello
Tom: *At the warehouse* I Lost the cops. I'm at the warehouse with the fira, viper right now.
Master Sword: *To Gordon* Tom got the Viper.
Gordon: Good. *Shouts into the phone* We'll meet wewe over there. *Drives to the warehouse*

Meanwhile at headquarters,

Sargent Getraer: *Sees Benjamin appear in his truck, and sees Frank sitting inayofuata to him* What happened?
Frank: Caught on moto Sarge. Webster is taking me to the hospital.

The Canterlot Highway Patrol has a mechanic named Harlan Arliss. He was taking Frank's motorcycle off of the back of Benjamin's truck.

Harlan: *Looks at the damage* My goodness. What happened here?
Sargent Getraer: The same thing that happened to Frank. It caught on fire. *To Benjamin* Alright, get him to the hospital.
Benjamin: *Drives to the hospital*

Meanwhile

Master Sword: This was an amazing plan.
Gordon: Yes it is. If only I thought of it sooner. *Arrives at the warehouse*
Master Sword: Still, its a great plan.
Gordon: *Stops at the warehouse, and sees the Viper* Wait a minute. *Gets out of the car, and looks at the back of the Viper* TOM!
Tom: *Walks over* wewe didn't have to shout, I could hear- *Sees Gordon is very angry* you.
Gordon: *Points to the back of the car which has a dent on it* What is this?!
Tom: Oh, that. wewe see, I had to get rid of the cops, so I bumped into one of their police bikes.
Gordon: I DON'T CARE!! I TOLD wewe NO DAMAGE ON THE CARS!!! Take this back, and get another one!!!!
Tom: Alright, I'm going. *Gets in the Viper, and drives away*
Master Sword: So much for a simple job.
Gordon: I tell him to do one simple thing, and he doesn't do it.
Master Sword: And I thought I was dumb.
Gordon: Don't worry, wewe still are.

2 B Continued

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Ponies On The Rails episode 19 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety Second

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 18 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to their train, while Gordon was planning to sneak in.

Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Gordon: *Climbs into cab*
Coffee Creme: What are wewe doing?
Gordon: Taking over.
Hawkeye: You're supposed to work in the yards.
Gordon: Not anymore *Pushes Hawkeye out of engine* krisimasi is my inayopendelewa time of day, but I never get anything special. That will all change. *Drives engine*
Coffee Creme: Hawkeye, run!
Hawkeye: *Runs towards engine* I don't think I'll make it!
Coffee Creme: wewe gotta make it!
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. I will *gets on ladder to freight...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 18 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 18

Sending A Letter, again

January 1, 1953

At Hawkeye's house near the Cheyenne Union Station

Hawkeye: *Writing* Dear Father, I know it's been nearly two weeks since I sent wewe my last letter, but I want to wish wewe a happy new year. Did wewe enjoy christmas?...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.

Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye:...

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How Gilda aliiba krisimasi

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony down in Ponyville liked krisimasi a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated krisimasi the whole krisimasi season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her moyo was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her moyo au her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies were preparing...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Seven

posted by karinabrony

I walked to Ponyville, the mane 5 behind me and Twilight beside me. Pinkie Pie jumped and said, "Oooh! chokoleti rain!!!" She stuck out her tongue to taste it. upinde wa mvua Dash rolled her eyes. "So, how are we going to stop him?" Asked upinde wa mvua Dash. Twilight stopped. "Yes, we don't have the elements of harmony, they are with Sombra now. Perhaps we can think of something in the library." She said. We dodged the chokoleti rain that would hit us. We entered the maktaba to think. "OK, Coffee Creme, do wewe have any ideas?" applejack asked me. I nodded and said, "Yes, I have a few. One of them is.....Pinkie...

gppony, gppony, pony shippings

posted by thetankmoment

Cadence disapproved

gppony, pony SHIPPINGS.
They often come from fandom. Sometimes, they are canon shippings. Fandom shippings can get out of hand. For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring, where Fluttershy was EXPECTING A FOAL. NO. Fluttershy works with animals, not kids. I have also noticed some of wewe not liking the Flashlight shipping, and putting members of the mane six with your OCs. Shipping 2 OCs is FINE, though. I don't approve of the fandom GOING THERE. Some of wewe have been pairing two of the mane six together, which is fine. I saw someone ship CELESTIA AND APPLEBLOOM. Thank CELESTIA AND LUNA that won't happen in the series.

Fluttershy is confused

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Welcome To Equestria Chapter Six

posted by karinabrony

I stood there, the beaming light forming around me. It was one inch away from my body, then, it was tied up around me, and I went into a vivid and bright mess of colors. I gasped at what was happening. I struggled to get hold of something but there wasn't anything to hold. I just floated there. Then, with a loud thud, I landed on the ground hard. "Well, that felt nice." I said. I got up to rub my eyes. As I opened them, the Mane 6, Princess Celestia and Cadence were all standing around me. "Welcome, to Equestria." Twilight said.

I looked at myself. I gasped at what I saw. I was a pony! I had...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Three

posted by karinabrony

I was sitting in my bed, staring into space. I was waiting until 8:15. It was barely 8:00. I turned around to look at the three stones. I got off my kitanda and started to get ready. kwa the time I put on my coat, it was 8:10. I ran to the door and closed it.

As I walked outside, I heard strange noises. I ignored them as I passed kwa bushes. As I walked a bit faster, I tripped over a mti stump. Right there kwa it was a very beautiful red and radiant diamond. I tilted my head. I put my hand to it and at that moment, a grey snake with red shading at the juu of its head grabbed it. I stood there, wondering...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 16 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.

Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when wewe go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?

Inside the station...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 16 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading nyumbani in an saa after a long siku of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: au at least...

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Silver Tune's Story 30

posted by _Laugh_

Silver Tune giggled with Trixie. Blue Beat was still confused. He noticed that Snow Flake and Coffee Creme's faces were very pale. He cleared his throat.

BB: Coffee Crème.. Snow Flake.. Are wewe two okay?
SF: O-
Trixie: Of course they are, Blue Beat!
BB: But they look pa-
Trixie: They're just tired! Right, girls?!
CC: *nods* Indeed we are.
BB: Oh.. Okay, do-
Trixie: ANYWAYS. Why don't we all have a imba contest?!
SF: A imba contest? Why on e-
Trixie: *growls*
SF: O-Oh y-yeah! Let's do it!
Trixie: Why don't your start, Silver Tune?
ST: Nah. Coffee Crème, wewe start.
CC: Oh! *smiles* Ok-
Trixie: NOO!!!...

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ADVENTURE PONIES BUCK YEAH

posted by TotalDramaFan60

WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: hujambo ponies wanna go on a bucking gppony, pony adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, upinde wa mvua Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, upinde wa mvua and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did wewe say wewe were bucking scared? (...................)

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Applejack's Double Life part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Applejack, and Braeburn got to the station, they could see the Flim Flam brothers with Applebloom.

Applejack: Applebloom, come here now!
Applebloom: *Runs to Applejack*
Karl: Nope! *grabs Applebloom* Where do wewe think you're going?
Applebloom: APPLEJACK!!
Kyle: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Hides behind cart*
Braeburn: *Shoots at Kyle*
Flim: Our train is here.
Flam: *Shoots wheel off cart*
Applejack: *Shoots Flam* APPLEBLOOM!
Applebloom: APPLEJACK! *Being pulled into train*
Dexter: Shut up *Gets Applebloom into train*
Applejack: We gotta get on that train. *Runs to station*
Braeburn: *Follows...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 15 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few hours later, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme showed up in Cheyenne with the Thanksgiving Decorations.

Pete: Excellent work wewe two.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Pete: Now we just need to wait for Gordon to return in at least a few days, and things will be ready for Thanksgiving.
Coffee Creme: Hooray.
Pete: Your work siku is over, see wewe tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Bye Pete *Walks away*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Hawkeye*

Meanwhile in Omaha

Gordon: *Delivers train of Canterlot's* Excellent. We got all the cars to the dealership in time. Now we just need to find-

Song: link

Turkey: *Walks on train tracks*
Gordon: A turkey....

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Under Pressure Part 17

posted by karinabrony

Silver Tune and Black Rose sat on the bus, happily listening to music. They already listened to every song, so Silver Tune spoke. "I actually think it was pretty fun today, after getting soaking wet." Black Rose laughed and said, "It was a good day." They waved to each other. Black Rose walked nyumbani and started to dry herself. She was wet, so she didn't want to go to the plan the carnival like that. When she was done, her mind went blank. She forgot Mr.Jingles. She hurried out the door with her backpack and ran to School. She burst through the hallways, and went to her locker. When she opened...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride

posted by NocturnalMirage

Summer Pride

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 1: Prologue

Hmm... starless, desolate night... cold darkness that pierces through your bones... so grim, so depressing... so real... wouldn't wewe agree? Do wewe hear it? The strange noises that travel with the winds... If wewe clear your mind and listen carefully, wewe can hear the whispers of our ancestors through the time... After all, that is what we all are... just whispers in the dark... So, let's whisper together, wewe and I...

Do wewe believe in fate? Do wewe believe everything we do is already written and we couldn't have done things...

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Silver Tune's Story 24

posted by _Laugh_

Ever since Trixie got sent to the principal's office, she never appeared at school. 4 months had past since the fight, and still no sign of her.

Silver Tune was laying on her bed. She realized that now, her life was beautiful. She had no enemies. Although she did not have much friends, she had her two loyal best friends. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake. What about her parents, wewe ask. Well, still no sign of them. But, Silver Tune didn't worry about that. She had a big sister who loved her very much and took care of her.

With Trixie out of Silver Tune's life, she could finally look at herself...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 14 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The upinde wa mvua

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives...

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gppony, gppony, pony Fight Ch. 5 part 2 Rumbling machine

posted by Dragon4322

,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking cannon"

Twilight was surprised to see a tank and several boxes of artillery shells. Sparkle rushed over to the gate and told the guard she needed Spike to help her. As the stallion opened the gate, the assistant hurried to his friend. ,"What do wewe need my help with Twi?" the dragon asked. ,"I need wewe to steer a tank" when the librarian alisema this, Spike's eyes broadened and his mouth opened in astonishment. ,"uh....okay" he alisema nervously.

The dragon took a peek and awed at the metal giant that stood before him. At that exact moment a voice echoed ,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking...