My Little Poney Article: Saten Twit Season 2 episode 3.. Part 2

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posted by Canada24

Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe wewe pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're wewe heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are wewe going!?

Master Sword: Didn't wewe hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the alisema bank.

TO BE CONTINUED

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E2 part 1

posted by Canada24

Spike: [sighs] wewe know the worst thing about wewe being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to wewe for advice about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: wewe know, 'cause wewe used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are wewe talking about? I had good Marafiki in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any picha from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 5

posted by Canada24

Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. wewe know how we put wewe as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need wewe your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem au a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? wewe called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: wewe could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: wewe came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case wewe were wondering.
Amanda: Did wewe take our advice...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed kwa any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: wewe know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, au terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. wewe don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...

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Sweet apple Massicure spoof part 10

posted by Canada24

It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. wewe realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find upendo in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS upendo me.
Ditto: wewe got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. au hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck wewe too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Sweet apple Massicure spoof, part 7

posted by Canada24

Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't wewe the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings wewe here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then wewe might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do wewe want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 76 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest nyota Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...

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Cider Sweet (AJ x Fluttershy)

posted by BlackPetals

Boo. I've come back from the grave to write zaidi bila mpangilio things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten uandishi classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy machungwa, chungwa mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The machungwa, chungwa mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...

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M.C.C Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing kwa a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, wewe have parked too close to a moto hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the moto hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says wewe have to park ten hooves, or...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would wewe like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that wewe threatened to beat her up if wewe saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have wewe seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't wewe have some drinks with me? You'll upendo it.
Bob: How many did wewe have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would wewe like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would wewe want to beat...