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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The police station in Santa Barbara was where Pierce, and Bob were.

Police Pony: Okay, wewe were seen hanging out with ponies in the Scarza Mafia.
Pierce: That was an accident. We went to see a lighthouse, and these two ponies came at us, and asked us questions. They found out we didn't know anything, so we left.
Police Pony: We don't believe you. wewe better sing to us.
Bob: Sing?
Police Pony: Yes. Sing.
Bob: Okay. We'll sing.
Pierce: *Playing an accordion he got out of nowhere*
Bob: *Singing* I was a stallion, travelling from L.A. My destination was Seattle.
Pierce: *Also singing* Yes Seattle.
Bob: *Continues singing* We went there to try, and get a promotion.
Pierce: From dawati clerks to big shots, we would become successful.
Bob: But then the cops arrested us, thinking we were part of a gang.

The song ended

Police Pony: That's not what I meant. Tell us in your own words what happened with those gangsters before wewe got arrested.
Pierce: Our own words?
Police Pony: Yes.
Pierce: We don't have our own words. We use the words everypony else uses.
Bob: Pierce?
Pierce: wewe want us to tell wewe in our own words? Okay. Neek Kaiwai Condon Fluuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Police Pony: *Annoyed* Get out of here!
Pierce: Thanks. *Leaves with Bob*

Karl was travelling on Interstate 99. He had just gotten out of Mcfarland, and was continuing to head Northbound.

Karl: *Sees two ponies blocking his path* What are they doing?
Ponies: *Playing football*
Karl: *Honks the horn*
Ponies: *Moving out of the way*
Karl: *Passes them* If I encounter anymore reckless ponies like that-

Just then a baseball cracked the window on his left

Karl: *Stops the car* Where did that come from? *Gets out, and sees three colts playing baseball on the side of the road* What do wewe three think you're doing?!
Colt: Playing baseball.
Karl: I can see that, you're too close to the road! Go play somewhere else!
Colts: *Leaving*
Karl: *Looks at the broken window* Oh for crying out loud. I can't get to Seattle in a car like this. It's gotta look nice. *Gets back in the car* If I can't fix it, I'll have to steal another car. *Drives*

2 B Continued
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posted by JimmytheDragon
“Okay, everypony… looks like the party’s over…” Pinkie seemed to be on the verge of tears as she spoke into the microphone. upinde wa mvua didn’t want her workers staying up all night, so Pinkie’s party had met its end at the stroke of midnight.

She suddenly brightened up. “But I’m sure we’ll have another one real soon!” She was probably right.

All the ponies shuffled toward the exit, past countless strewn cups, decorations, and unfinished food. Stylo was there amidst the crowd, walking beside Cloudchaser. He felt happier than he had ever been in his life.

He casually turned to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
whatsup is Dan here and Im making a new shabiki ficions because - for me - last shabiki fic is not good enough... I dont know I gonna continue that but ok...




A letter from Celestia to Twilight -
"Princess Twilight, I have something for you. A small gift. Do wewe remember the place wewe been for your corown? and the place where Sunset Shimer come? A gift is from that place, wewe gonna see it toomorow in your house at moring"

Ponies x Humans ~not shipping lol


My name is Dan... And its my history... Im not to great shabiki ficioner on fanpoop. Im a brony too. In one day, I woke up in a... tree...

Dan - *wstand up*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
kwa the time applejack arrived at Sweet apple Acres, everything was destroyed. Flim, and Flam weren't anywhere to be seen, but Granny Smith was there. Luckily no one was hurt.

Applejack: Well, we can't have Applebloom stay here.
Applebloom: Why would they do this?
Applejack: Well wewe see Applebloom, some ponies do very rude things, just because they don't like someone. They are known as assholes.
Braeburn: hujambo look. Rarity ain't that far. wewe can get her to take care of Applebloom while you're away.
Rarity: Do what now?
Applejack: I need wewe to watch Applebloom. Is that alright?
Rarity: Yes. Sweetie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
That night at Coffee Creme's house, she was thinking about what to do tomorrow.

Coffee Creme: Should I still act like Gordon, au just be myself?
Ghost: Be Gordon!
Coffee Creme: Ah! What are wewe doing here? Ghosts don't exist.
Ghost: This is a dream wewe nincompoop. Anything can happen in a dream.
Coffee Creme: Such as?
Ghost: Such as seeing wewe float, even though nothing is making wewe do that.
Coffee Creme: *floating in mid air* Whoa!!
Ghost: And wewe could spin around while you're up there.
Coffee Creme: *spinning around* Stop the spinning! Please!!
Ghost: Ugh, fine. Only because wewe alisema please....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As soon as I stepped outside, it started snowing again.

Sean: *looks around, then enters shed inayofuata to house*

When I entered the shed, I thought I heard the sound of a gun.

Sean: *turns on light*
Rainbow Dash: Halt.
Sean: *Stops*
Rainbow Dash: Turn around.
Sean: *turns around*
Rainbow Dash: *Smiles* Good time getting here.
Sean: Yes, I have to agree with you. Did wewe enjoy the journey?
Rainbow Dash: Hardly. I nearly froze to death on that shitty plane. Why couldn't wewe have provided me with something warm like a heated suit? I thought wewe loved me.
Sean: All is fair in love, and war. Right now,...
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posted by karinabrony
Coffee Creme stopped tearing up, and she went to Black Rose's room. She got her arm and started putting the medicine on it. After a while, Coffee said, "It will heal tomorrow." "Thanks." Black Rose told her. "So, Black Rose, do wewe want to go outside and ride our bikes au something?" Shredder asked. "Sure." Black Rose said. They all went outside.

They were out the door, and Black Rose heard beautiful singing. Black Rose was walking closer to the sound. She got to the park bench and saw a mare imba with her guitar. Black Rose accidentally tripped over a kichaka and was on the floor, right next...
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posted by Dragon4322
 "Why...did wewe have to like her..."
"Why...did you have to like her..."
Ever since upinde wa mvua Dash separated Wooden kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate from Bore the worker never felt the same and never felt joy and love. ,"Come on slackers songesha it!" the cyan pegasus yelled. mixer, kichanganyio only looked up at his boss with tears in his eyes letting her know his pain yesterday. ,"Mixer i dont care about wewe and Toaster! wewe came here to work and thats what i want wewe to do!" upinde wa mvua Dash looked away and cried for a sekunde then ran into her office and took out a picture of Bore that she kept when he first got hired. ,"Why...did wewe have to like her..." Then Dash got frustrated and threw the picture at the ukuta breaking it and shouted ,"Mixer Bore i wanted wewe as my one true love" she cried and moaned for a few hours in her office then blew her nose and came out and watched her workers songesha from station to station though she looked away from mixer, kichanganyio trying to not get angry over the incident yesterday....
 Dash's office
Dash's office
posted by Canada24
"Are we sure we have time Dashie?" Scootaloo asked, as upinde wa mvua insisted on a quick flying lesson as they containued waiting for the others.

"Hey.. Rarity is there.. So. They'll be a while yet" upinde wa mvua chuckled.

"Wrong!" Came sudden voice, and Dash and Scoot looked over and the saw the rest of the gang finally arriving.

"Ohh.. Well, glad your here anyway" upinde wa mvua said, Scoot nodded in agreement.

"Good thing we got here when we did, it's getting dark" applejack insisted, eyeing the sky above them.

"Kick assss! That much closer to telling tonight's scary story!" upinde wa mvua cried happily.

Spike spoke up...
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posted by karinabrony
''And now, for the target I was looking for..'' King Sombra said. ''Hang on right there!'' upinde wa mvua said. ''Why, isn't it the mane 6.'' He said. ''Yes, it is. And we know your plan.'' Twilight said. Of course wewe do, and nobody can stop me from it.'' King Sombra said. ''We can! Even though we don't have the elements, we always have friendship!'' Twilight said. ''You think wewe can stop me kwa that?!'' He said. Twilight looked at the girls and they nodded.

''Sometimes, friendship can't be perfect.'' Twilight began. ''You don't always have the perfect friends.'' Rarity said. ''But with these traits,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previoulsy, Con tried to find out who Vetrice was working for. But upon seeing Vetrice, he ended up killing him, shortly after an attempt of murder.

Now Con is at a casino, playing poker.

Koreans: Where is he?
blue headed griffon: *goes to Con* Hello.
Con: Hi.
blue headed griffon: I watched wewe prevent an assasination. I'm Blu kwa the way, and wewe are?
Con: Mane. Con Mane. How did wewe see me kill Vetrice?
Blu: I watched wewe at another building. To be precise, it was inayofuata to the one wewe were in.
Con: You're here to tell me something aren't you?
Blu: Three koreans are here that want wewe dead. They're...
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posted by applejackrocks1
applejack awoke. She sneezed as she looked around. She saw nopony. She sure wasn't in the Everfree forest.

Applejack: What is this place?!?
??????: *pops out of bushes*
Applejack: GAH! *coughs*
??????: Don't worry, ah ain't gonna hurt ya...
Applejack: Who ate you?! And how did wewe find me?!
??????: A timberwolf was about to eat ya, so ah saved ya.
Applejack: T-Thanks....
??????: Here sugarcube. *Hands a koti, jacket to AJ*
Applejack: *smiles* Thanks,....so...what's your name?
??????: Just...somepony....
Applejack: Who is???
??????: *sigh* My name is...Brawny Spirit.
Applejack: That's a cute name *giggles*
Brawny:...
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The inayofuata siku came, and Sean was getting ready for the sekunde race, when suddenly...

Russian pony64: Look at that Canterlot.
Russian pony24: I am. Let's steal it.
Sean: *looks behind him* Hmm. Thought I heard something.
Nikki: I think you're a little nervous.
Sean: I swear! I heard something. Maybe it was someone passing by.
Daredevil: Maybe. Alright, all your tires are inflated perfectly. The race doesn't start until an hour, so what do wewe wanna do?
Sean: I am hungry. What about wewe two?
Nikki: Yeah!
Daredevil: Same here. wewe two go, I'll watch over the car.
Sean: Ok. *leaves with Nikki*
Russian...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: Despite this being very long, it's worth reading.

Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the ngome got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the ngome was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to jiunge his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her Marafiki so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to jiunge Discord's army....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done ah gppony, pony mech

Dan - well we fucked
Dimitri - ... WTF...
Dan - WHAT
Jade - *grab Dan head and point on Black Alicorn* that
Dan - wow one zaidi alicorn.... FUCK!
Mech - *shoot black alicorn*
Alicorn - *fly away from bullets* ha! *shoot from bazooka to mech*
Dan - hmmmm... OMGF *point on black pegasus*
Pegasus - its time for fireworks! *shoot from bazooka into mech core*
Dan - mech destroyed *come to Alicorn* ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ... WHO THE FUCK wewe ARE!!!!! ...
Alicorn - oh yes soo Im FireDash *point at pegasus* and this is Night Fire
Filly - come from building* its everythink...
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