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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The police station in Santa Barbara was where Pierce, and Bob were.

Police Pony: Okay, wewe were seen hanging out with ponies in the Scarza Mafia.
Pierce: That was an accident. We went to see a lighthouse, and these two ponies came at us, and asked us questions. They found out we didn't know anything, so we left.
Police Pony: We don't believe you. wewe better sing to us.
Bob: Sing?
Police Pony: Yes. Sing.
Bob: Okay. We'll sing.
Pierce: *Playing an accordion he got out of nowhere*
Bob: *Singing* I was a stallion, travelling from L.A. My destination was Seattle.
Pierce: *Also singing* Yes Seattle.
Bob: *Continues singing* We went there to try, and get a promotion.
Pierce: From dawati clerks to big shots, we would become successful.
Bob: But then the cops arrested us, thinking we were part of a gang.

The song ended

Police Pony: That's not what I meant. Tell us in your own words what happened with those gangsters before wewe got arrested.
Pierce: Our own words?
Police Pony: Yes.
Pierce: We don't have our own words. We use the words everypony else uses.
Bob: Pierce?
Pierce: wewe want us to tell wewe in our own words? Okay. Neek Kaiwai Condon Fluuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Police Pony: *Annoyed* Get out of here!
Pierce: Thanks. *Leaves with Bob*

Karl was travelling on Interstate 99. He had just gotten out of Mcfarland, and was continuing to head Northbound.

Karl: *Sees two ponies blocking his path* What are they doing?
Ponies: *Playing football*
Karl: *Honks the horn*
Ponies: *Moving out of the way*
Karl: *Passes them* If I encounter anymore reckless ponies like that-

Just then a baseball cracked the window on his left

Karl: *Stops the car* Where did that come from? *Gets out, and sees three colts playing baseball on the side of the road* What do wewe three think you're doing?!
Colt: Playing baseball.
Karl: I can see that, you're too close to the road! Go play somewhere else!
Colts: *Leaving*
Karl: *Looks at the broken window* Oh for crying out loud. I can't get to Seattle in a car like this. It's gotta look nice. *Gets back in the car* If I can't fix it, I'll have to steal another car. *Drives*

2 B Continued
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-With Nashgear's Team-
Nashgear said, "Is everypony okay?" Everypony nodded. "Good."

"Where are we", asked Vanilla Twilight.

Everypony looked at their surroundings.

"I think we're in the Canterlot hedge maze", alisema Pheninox.

"We can just fly our way out", alisema Amber, flapping her wings.

"But what about Smiley and I", asked Nashgear.

"Oh, right", alisema Amber.

"How about one of us flies over head and they rest can stay here and follow", alisema Pheninox.

"Great idea", alisema Smiley.

"Thanks."

"I'll fly over head", alisema Constance as took off in the air. "Follow me, everypony!" She flew straight ahead.

Everypony...
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posted by Pikachufan25
After waiting for what seemed like forever Derpy walks into the muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu shop. Pinkie Pie runs over to her and starts jumping around with excitement hi Derpy!!! alisema Pinkie Pie. oh um hi Pinkie Pie what are wewe doing here? replied Derpy. I've been waiting for wewe here at the muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu duka almost all siku I was going to ask wewe if wewe wanted to do something? alisema Pinkie Pie. Something like what? replied Derpy. I dunno I just really wanted to do something with wewe today I dunno why I just do. alisema Pinkie Pie. Derpy smiled. Pinkie Pie your so random! replied Derpy. They both laughed for a moment and...
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SCOOTALOO: Are wewe sure it'll work?

AURORA: Yes. It's just like the test.. Clear, fly, fall, complete

SCOOTALOO: But we failed that test!

AURORA: Well it's worth a try anyway.

SCOOTALOO: *repeats loud enough so the rest of the frightened victims could follow along with the plan* Clear! Fly! Fall! Complete!

BOTH: One.. two.. THREE!

A collective shout reverberated around the room, as every filly that could actually fly took off. The suited ponies gasped and fell back, unsure of where to go. There was too much confusion. A few of the faster thinking ones took off as well, tasers at the ready, aiming...
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