Theme song >>>> link
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Nikki West from Jade_23
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Meadow West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from SeanTheHedgehog
Special guest stars
Gordon Suite from SeanTheHedgehog
Putnam from SeanTheHedgehog
upinde wa mvua Dash as Amanda Thompson
applejack as Rachael McLaren
Douglas from SeanTheHedgehog
Dike from SeanTheHedgehog
And highball from SeanTheHedgehog
Episode 91
Pete: Gordon, I have something to tell you.
Gordon: What's up? *Walks past him, and starts going to the train yard*
Pete: You've been arriving late seven times in a row. It's not like you. What's going on?
Gordon: Can I talk to wewe about that later? I need to get to the yards, and drive that train to Denver wewe mentioned yesterday. *Walks out of the station*
Jeff: *Painting the station* Gordon, can wewe help me paint the yellow line on the platform?
Gordon: I can't, I have to go-
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, my yard tower was just knocked down, can wewe help repair it?
Gordon: Not now, I have to drive a train-
Pete: Gordon-
zaidi ponies started to arrive asking Gordon for favors.
Gordon: Now wait a dakika guys... I have to get to- I need to drive a- *Gets angry, and shouts* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone stayed silent, and stared at Gordon. He had a reputation for getting pissed off constantly, but they never saw him get this angry.
Gordon: *Trembling in anger* I AM SICK, AND TIRED OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF wewe MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I HAVE A JOB TO DO, AND wewe KEEP ASKING ME FOR FUCKING FAVORS!!! I QUIT!!!! *Leaves*
Pete: But Gordon-
Gordon: *Punches Pete as he makes his exit*
Snowflake: *Gasps*
Jeff: *Runs to Pete, and helps him get up* Are wewe alright sir?
Pete: *Sighs* Sure. Don't worry about me. Get back to work. I need a drink. *Slowly walks back to his office, nervous, and confused*
---
In Los Angeles, Nikki just finished driving an express train. She was waiting for it to depart, and while doing so, she was playing poker with three stallions inside the station.
Nikki: I am going to raise the stakes to ninety.
Stallions: *Put in 90 dollars*
Stallion 1: There are thousands of dollars in here gentlecolts, *Looks at Nikki* And lady. Now, *Shows his hand* Three of a kind, aces.
Stallion 2: wewe beat me, two pairs. Eights, and Kings.
Stallion 3: Four of a kind Jacks.
Nikki: *Shows her hand. Four of a kind kings* My kings beat your Jacks.
Stallion 3: *Pushes the money to Nikki* Well done. *Hears the phone ringing* Excuse me. *Goes to the phone* Bruce Arvantidas. *Listens to the phone* Yes. She's here. She is? Well, I'll let her know right now. *Hangs up* Nikki, wewe got a call from your boss in Ogden. wewe are working in Cheyenne for the Union Pacific.
Nikki: For how long?
Stallion 3: Michael did not tell me. All I know is that somepony named Pete is running short on engineers. He needs more.
Nikki: I'm on my way.
---
Five miles from Cheyenne, Mike was driving his train slower then he was supposed to.
Nikki: Will wewe speed up?
Mike: Pete says if I crash this thing, I get fired.
Nikki: But the track is straight. Go as fast as wewe want.
Gangsters: *Arrive, and throw molotovs onto the train*
Mike: Oh christ! *Gets out of the train kwa going left*
Nikki: *Gets out* The train is still moving kwa itself.
Mike: Well, it's only going 20 miles an hour. Why didn't wewe put the brakes on?
Nikki: wewe were driving, wewe should have put them on!
A bullet hits the ground inayofuata to Nikki's front hooves.
Mike: Let's argue about this another time! *Runs away*
Nikki: Wait!! *Follows Mike*
The train explodes.
Mike: Bloody hell.
Nikki: Keep running!
In Cheyenne, everyone was waiting for the arrival of Nikki. They showed up in the remains of the train they were driving. The only thing missing were the engines. The train got to the yards in Cheyenne kwa coasting down hill.
Jeff: Well, I guess they made things easier for us without the engines. We can just have the freight cars go down the hump without having them stop to get uncoupled from the locomotives.
Pete: Gonzo, what happened?!
Mike: *On the first freight car with Nikki* Gangsters sir. They blew up our train with molotov cocktails.
Pete: Damn gangsters. Always attacking our trains.
Nikki: What for?
Pete: The supplies.
Episode 92
Hawkeye was feeling sick after delivering a freight train. He went nyumbani early. Pete called Percy into his office.
Percy: *Walks into Pete's office* What can I do for wewe sir?
Pete: Hawkeye came to see me, and isn't feeling well. He just got back from delivering a short freight train, but his inayofuata job is to drive The City Of St. Foalis into St. Foalis.
Percy: Uh, I'm confused.
Pete: About what?
Percy: Why am I driving a city into itself?
Pete: The City Of St. Foalis is one of our express trains. Drive it eastbound until wewe get to a station kwa the Gateway Arch.
Percy: Where is the gateway arch?
Pete: Never mind, Stylo will help wewe out.
---
Orion was inside his car talking to Hawkeye in the parking lot of the train station. The driver side door of Orion's car was open, and in the space where Nikki was trying to park her car.
Orion: So, how are wewe feeling now?
Hawkeye: Better.
Nikki: *Stares at Orion, and Hawkeye, and honks the horn on her car three times*
Hawkeye: *Cannot see Nikki inside the car* Who is that?
Orion: Don't know, just ignore 'em. Anyway-
Nikki: *Honks the horn five zaidi times*
Orion: *Looks at Nikki's car* Ah, stick that horn up your ass!
Nikki: *Gets out of the car* Excuse me?
Hawkeye: Oh, Nikki. We couldn't see wewe inside your car. Orion, close your door.
Orion: *Gets out of his car, and closes the door*
---
Hawkeye: *Sitting kwa the tracks on Archer kilima with a baridi full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to wewe Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the juu open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive au not, but I really hope wewe do. *Grabs another bia bottle, smashes the juu of that one open, and drinks out of it*
Episode 93
Meadow: *Sees the station ahead of her train, and prepares to slow down*
Roger: We're not stopping at this station.
Meadow: Yeah we are.
Roger: No we aren't. Michael is waiting for me with bad news!
Meadow: It will be worse for wewe if we don't stop. *Applies the brakes, and makes the train stop at the station*
Roger: *Trembling in fear*
Meadow: Why does Michael have bad news for you?
Roger: I accidentally hit him, but he thinks I did it on purpose.
Meadow: So tell him it was an accident.
Michael: *Walks onto the station platform, and sees Roger* Roger, come out here. I wanna talk to you!
Roger: AHH! *Makes the train go backwards while ponies are still getting out*
---
Meadow: *Waiting with Nikki on the station platform*
Nikki: Goddammit. Where's our train?
Meadow: *Looks around* The line hasn't been plowed yet. Perhaps it's running late.
Nikki: Could be. *Gets covered in snow*
Meadow: *Gets nervous* Nikki?!
Ryan: *Flies down from the station roof* Sorry. I was trying to get the snow off the roof. Did I hit you?
Meadow: I'm fine.
Ryan: kwa the way, where's Nikki?
Meadow: *Looks at the snow pile*
Ryan: Oh shit! *Digs into the snow to free Nikki* Nikki?!
Nikki: *Gets out of the snow pushing Ryan in the process* Where did this come from?
Ryan: My fault. I was cleaning the station roof to make sure no snow would fall on the passengers. I think my plan failed though.
The three of them laughed.
---
Meadow: *Finishing the letter*
Donut has not changed at all since wewe left. He still rants about his nyumbani country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.
A few days zamani
Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station kwa now. What is taking so long?
It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.
Donut: Maybe the conductor Lost his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab window* ALL ABOARD!!! *Drives his train*
Conductor: *On the platform* Whoa, wait a minute! *Runs after Donut's train* We're not departing yet!
Donut: *Sees the conductor as he increases the speed on his train* Oh come on. Hurry up, and get on board already! We're running late as we speak.
Conductor: *Stops running, and watches Donut's train disappear in the distance* Asshole!
Episode 94
In Pete's office, this song started playing out of nowhere: link
Dan: *Enters the office with Amanda and Putnam* Good siku to wewe sir, we are here to inspect your section of The Union Pacific.
Pete: Really? I never got a message about this.
Putnam: He's not prepared.
Pete: I think you're the ones that aren't prepared, for failing to notify me ahead of time.
Amanda: Why don't we start the inspection with your station?
Pete: Who are wewe guys anyway?
The song stops as Putnam glares at Pete.
Putnam: What did wewe just say?!
Pete: Who are wewe guys?
Dan: wewe never heard of us!
Pete: no.
Putnam: *Slams his hooves on Pete's desk* We are S.L.U.T!
Pete: Did I hear wewe correctly? You're sluts?
Putnam: No, our company name is S.L.U.T. It's short for Super Legitimate Utilitarian Train inspectors. One word, not two.
Pete: That doesn't even make any sense.
---
The train yard was busy when Pete got there with Dan, Putnam, and Amanda.
Putnam: *Looks at the yard* Is it always like this?
Pete: Yes. At times, we have around seven trains waiting on the main line to get their freight cars in here.
Amanda: *Writing down notes* Not enough room in this train yard.
Pete: What are wewe talking about?
Amanda: If wewe have seven trains waiting on the mainline just to enter the yards, wewe need to make it bigger.
Pete: Why would I want to make the amount of trains waiting in the yard bigger? That doesn't make much sense.
Dan: She means the train yard. wewe need to make that bigger.
---
Dan: *Looks at Pete* Can I ask wewe something?
Pete: What?
Dan: What does it take to be an engineer on this line?
Pete: wewe gotta go through training for a week, and start off working in the train yard.
Dan: I hate S.L.U.T. They don't pay me enough money, but they trust me to hold on to all of their documents.
Pete: That doesn't make much sense.
Episode 95
At the train yard, Stylo arrived with Nikki in a freight train. The train was being pulled kwa three diesels.
Stylo: *Stops inayofuata to the yard tower*
Nikki: Pete alisema we would have to wait around half an saa for our inayofuata train.
Stylo: That's right, he did say that. *Gets out of the train with Nikki*
Dan: *Gets into the first engine*
Mirage: *Uncouples the engines from the freight train*
Dan: *Drives the engines to the servicing facility*
Nikki: I have this old revolver. Wanna see it?
Stylo: Sure. *Thinks* I got a good idea. While we wait for our inayofuata train, let's set up some bottles on a table, and shoot at them.
Nikki: I bet I can shoot zaidi then you!
Not far away, Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were also waiting for another train to drive together. They were laying on the ground with a record player inayofuata to them, playing a song.
Song: link
Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Kissing while hugging each other*
Metal Gloss: wewe know what?
Hawkeye: Yeah?
Metal Gloss: We need to do this zaidi often. We should come out here, play Rock & Roll, kiss, and drink a few root beers.
Hawkeye: That sounds like fun. *Kisses Metal Gloss on her forehead*
A gunshot was heard, and a bullet hit the record player, damaging it, and turning off the music.
Metal Gloss: Ah!!
Hawkeye: *Sees Nikki, and Stylo* One of those two idiots has a gun. *Walks toward them with Metal Gloss*
Stylo: *Holding the gun*
Hawkeye: Alright, give me that firearm!!
Stylo: Hawk, why are wewe angry?
Hawkeye: wewe shot at us, and destroyed our record player!
Nikki: We didn't even moto any bullets.
Hawkeye: Let me see that. *Takes the gun, and checks the bullets* wewe got six in here.
Metal Gloss: If wewe didn't shoot at us, who did?
Hawkeye: *Sees an assassin on a kilima .2 miles away from them*
Assassin: *Fires two bullets, they hit the ground close to their hooves*
Hawkeye: That's who! Let's get out of here!!
They ran away before anymore bullets could be fired.
---
Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and wewe don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm sorry.. Delay all trains heading to Cheyenne, the area is not safe.... Thanks, bye bye. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: How much longer do we have to hang out here?
Pete: Until we get word that the assassin is no longer a threat.
Snowflake: That could take a long time.
Dan: I did not jiunge this railroad just to have some gangster moto bullets at me.
Pete: No one did.
Orion: Is there anyway I can get fired if I help the assassin kill one of you?
Everyone: *Glaring at Orion*
---
Dan: I just want to say, those ponies that got shot are lucky.
Nikki: How could wewe say a thing like that?!
Dan: They don't have the responsibility to get rid of that jackass, unlike us!
Pete: In a few minutes, it'll all be over. Those ponies from Laramie should arrive any second.
Hawkeye: *Sees a Union Pacific supply truck* I see two ponies in a supply truck. Is that them?
Pete: *Looks out the window, and sees the truck* Yes, it's them.
Laramie Pony1: *Stops the truck*
Assassin: *Fires two bullets that hit the roof of the truck*
Laramie Pony2: *In the kitanda of the truck, and shoots at the assassin with a Tommygun*
Laramie Pony1: *Backs up, and turns left*
Laramie Pony2: *Fires zaidi bullets at the assassin*
Ponies in the station: *Watching the RP's from Laramie*
Laramie Pony2: *Shoots zaidi bullets at the assassin, reloads, then fires four zaidi bullets*
Laramie Pony1: *Moves mbele slowly*
Laramie Pony2: *Fires twenty zaidi bullets, and kills the assassin*
Laramie Pony1: *Drives away*
Pete: *Hears the phone ringing in his office, and goes to answer it* Yes?
Railroad Police: He's dead. The ponies from Laramie got him.
Pete: Good. *Hangs up, and walks out of his office* Okay everyone, the assassin's gone!
Ponies: *Cheer*
Episode 96
Hawkeye: *Stops the engines in the servicing facility* This engine is low on fuel.
Stylo: Let's go refuel it then. *Walks out of the engine, and goes toward a fuel tank. He grabs the hose, but looks at the meter on the tank* Empty? *Walks back into the engine* Hawk, we're low on fuel.
Hawkeye: I know that. What's taking wewe so long to refuel this thing?
Stylo: No, not for this engine, follow me. *Walks back to the fuel tank*
Hawkeye: *Looks at the meter* Empty?!
Stylo: Yes.
Hawkeye: I don't understand this. Maybe the meter isn't working. *Opens the juu of the fuel tank, and looks inside it* Nope, it's empty.
---
Union Pacific gppony, pony 24: *Stops his freight train in the yards*
Pete: *With Hawkeye, Stylo, Nikki, Mirage, and Snowflake* This is it.
Hawkeye: I don't see any snowplows anywhere.
Mirage: Maybe they're in the boxcars.
Hawkeye: *Looks at the entire freight train* This entire train is boxcars. Where are the tankers with our fuel?
Nikki: Something doesn't seem right here.
Union Pacific gppony, pony 24: *Walks out of the train, and toward Pete* I got all of the things wewe need.
Pete: I hope so. *Opens a boxcar, and finds swimming gear, a beach, pwani ball, and sun screen* What the fuck is this?!
Union Pacific gppony, pony 24: Stuff for the beach. *Walks back to his engine*
Pete: We asked for diesel fuel, and snow plows! What are we going to do with this?!
Union Pacific gppony, pony 24: *Climbs into his engine's cab* I don't know, but I do have some good news for you. Summer is four months away. *Drives away*
Snowflake: He didn't take any of that stuff out of the train.
Pete: They screwed us over!
---
Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link
Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten dakika ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if no one notices, it's just like Hawkeye said.
Hawkeye: That solves our fuel crisis. What about the snow plows?
Pete: Michael should have aliyopewa them to us. He's making up that bullshit about the Sierra Neighvadas. He should have enough plows for our trains in Ogden. I'll send Nikki to get them, and wewe two get the fuel.
Episode 97
kwa the time they crossed the viaduct, Anthony began to increase speed on his train. The kilima they were going up was at a 10% grade.
Anthony: How fast are we going?
Roger: Twenty.
Then, the coupling between the engines, and freight cars came undone, and the cars started rolling down the hill.
Anthony: Dammit, that's not good! *Stops the engine, and goes backwards*
Roger: *Looks in the rearview mirror, seeing the freight cars roll onto the bridge. They go too fast, and fall off, landing in the muddy river*
Anthony: *Stops the locomotives on the viaduct, looking at the freight cars* Aw dammit!
Roger: How do we tell Michael about this?
---
Donut: Fancy allowing your train to fall off a bridge. Now the ghost of that conductor will come back to haunt you. *Makes a noise to scare Anthony, and Ryan* Oooooh!
Ryan: And who's to say you're not afraid of ghosts?
Donut: Oh please. Ghosts are no match for me.
Ryan: Well I'll tell wewe a story that'll make your balls drop.
Flashback time, Ogden, 11:04 PM, 1942
Ryan: *Narrates* Once, a mare was driving her train across the same bridge Anthony was on today.
pink Mare with Yellow Mane: *Driving a steam engine pulling three passenger cars*
Ryan: She was shoveling coal into the firebox, when the engine derailed.
pink Mare: *Jumps out of the engine as the train falls off the bridge*
Ryan: She jumped off the train, and onto the bridge, but she Lost her footing, and fell down toward her train.
pink Mare: AAHHHHH!! *Lands in the river*
Ryan: Hundreds of ponies died that dreadful day, but some say the engineer still lives on. On any dark night, at 11:04 PM, the same time her train crashed, wewe can see her waiting on the other side of the bridge, waiting for wewe to kuvuka, msalaba so she can board your train.
At the end of Ryan's story, Donut laughed.
Donut: Two things. One, that was the worst story I ever heard. Two, None of us ever go across that bridge around 11:04 PM. We are sleeping! *Gets up, and walks away* I'm going to work in the train yard. Tell Michael to send me a telegram with my job.
---
Other tracks to Ogden were blocked off kwa the snow. When Donut got to the viaduct, it was 11:04 PM.
Donut: *Looks around as he slowly crosses the bridge in his train* Looks like that ghost won't onyesha up anywhere. Ryan made that up. *Sees a pink light, and stops his train on the viaduct* Must be a red signal with faulty wiring. That's funny, I don't remember seeing any signal near this bridge.
But it wasn't a signal. It was the ghost of the engineer that crashed her train 18 years ago.
Donut: *Sees the ghost coming towards him* Oh no wewe don't! *Drives his train backwards, away from the ghost* All I have is eight empty boxcars. wewe won't get me!!
Donut slept in his train on a siding, and returned to Ogden at 6:30 in the inayofuata morning.
Donut: *At his house, calling Michael*
Michael: *Answers the phone* Yes?
Donut: Sir? I'm sick. I can't come to work today.
Michael: I'm sorry to hear that. Feel better. *Hangs up*
Donut: Ugh. *Goes to his kitanda to sleep*
Episode 98
The yards were busy in Cheyenne. While Mirage, and Dan were operating the switchers pushing cars over the hump, Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for their inayofuata assignment.
Stylo: Still no telegram from Pete.
Hawkeye: I wonder what's taking so long for us to get our job for the day. I didn't jiunge a railroad just to stand around, and do nothing.
Stylo: Maybe he doesn't have anything for us.
Hawkeye: He would have alisema something kwa now.
Stylo: au perhaps the telegram machine in his office is broken.
A freight train entered the yard with three diesels pulling the train. The first diesel was from the Gulf Mobile & Ohio
Stylo: *Looks at the train entering the yards* Seems like one of our trains. Every engine except for that is from our railway.
Hawkeye: What's a Gulf Mobile & Ohio locomotive doing here?
The train stopped inayofuata to the yard tower. The engineer was Rachael McLaren.
Stylo: *Sees Rachael as she comes out of the train* hujambo Hawk, check out the curves on her, huh?
Hawkeye: Don't Stylo, I'm married.
Rachael: *Looks at the two stallions* Is this Cheyenne?
Stylo: Yep. You're in the right spot.
Rachael: Oh good. On my awali railroad, some of the other workers would tease me, and give me directions to the wrong place.
Hawkeye: Where was that?
Rachael: The Jersey Central.
Stylo: How long have wewe been in Equestria?
Hawkeye: Yeah, wewe sound British.
Rachael: I am, and I only lived in this country for nine years.
Snowflake: *Comes out of the tower* Hawk, a telegram from Pete.
Hawkeye: *Runs up to the tower, and takes his telegram. He comes back down kusoma it*
Stylo: What does it say?
Hawkeye: Apparently, it's for me only. I'm working with Rachael.
---
When they returned to Cheyenne, the sun started to set, and the sky was orange.
Rachael: *Stops the train inayofuata to the yard tower in the yards*
Hawkeye: *Looks at the sky* Well, I'd say this is perfect timing. Gotta be one of the best sunsets I ever laid my eyes on.
Rachael: It's the same color as my fur.
Hawkeye: Yes. I think, that's a good thing. If wewe find the right gppony, pony to tarehe you, he could compliment on how beautiful wewe are compared to the sunsets.
Rachael: *Smiles* You're sweet. Very sweet.
Hawkeye: Well, I gotta go work on my inayofuata train. *Walks to the station*
Rachael: Wait. *Grabs Hawkeye's tail, and pulls him back*
Hawkeye: What, what is it?
Rachael: Stay here with me.
Hawkeye: I'd upendo to, but I gotta go.
Rachael: Please? *Hugs Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Hawkeye: *Pushes him away from her* Whoa whoa whoa whoa, stop stop stop.
Rachael: What's wrong?
Hawkeye: I'm married.
Rachael: What?
Hawkeye: I know I have good looks for a stallion in his 30's, but I have a wife. It's not that I don't upendo you, but I don't want to cheat on her. She means a lot to me.
Rachael: *Sad* Okay. I'll let wewe go now.
Hawkeye: I hope you're not mad.
Rachael: I'm not.
Hawkeye: Okay, I gotta go now, I'm running late. *Runs away*
---
They climbed into the cab of their engine. At 7:05, they left. A few dakika later, they drove the train up Archer Hill.
Hawkeye: Rachael, I want to talk to you.
Rachael: What do wewe have to say?
Hawkeye: We're still friends, right?
Rachael: I don't know. wewe tell me. You're married.
Hawkeye: Don't give me that. Listen Rachael, I'm not the only stallion that works on this railway. One day, you're going to find a gppony, pony like me, inside and out, and he will be single, waiting for a nice mare like you.
Rachael: Are wewe sure?
Hawkeye: Positive. It's going to take some time, but I know it will happen.
They arrived at Kansas City on time.
Hawkeye: Well, this is it. *Stops the train inayofuata to the yard tower in the train yard* I have to drive a passenger train back to Cheyenne. *Climbs out of the train*
Rachael: *Climbs out of the train* Will I ever see wewe again?
Hawkeye: Possibly. *Walks away*
Rachael: *Waits in the yard* Now I have to wait here for another gppony, pony to go with me to St. Foalis.
Stallion: *Arrives* Hi. Are wewe Rachael McLaren?
Rachael: Yes.
Stallion: We're working together on a freight heading for St. Foalis. kwa the way, are wewe interested in going out on a date?
Rachael: wewe mean, wewe want to be my mwana-, mwana-punda friend?
Stallion: Yeah. I don't have anything fancy planned, but I hope we can have some fun.
Rachael: Yes. *Laughs, and is very happy* Yes, I'd upendo that.
Episode 99
Pete: *In his office, kusoma a Playcolt magazine* These mares are hot.
Percy: *Arrives* Sir?
Pete: *Puts the magazine away* Yes Percy.
Percy: I finished repairing the two tracks in the yards. Do wewe have anymore jobs for me?
Pete: No Percy, nothing for the time being. wewe can help work in the yards if you'd like.
Percy: Okay sir. *Leaves*
Pete: *Hears his phone ring, and majibu it* Union Pacific, Cheyenne Wyoming.
Canadian Pony: Are wewe Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes. If wewe need a rhyme, I'll give one to you.
Canadian Pony: *Laughs* I upendo that.
---
Dike: *Looks at the signal, seeing it change from red to green* Time to go. *Pulls the throttle*
The train slowly started to songesha forward. The wheels slipped as steam shot out of the smokestack.
Dike: *Moves the throttle forward, then pulls it back again* I think we got it now. *Blows whistle twice*
Metal Gloss: *Thinking* How did wewe get the name Highball?
Highball: Well wewe see, my real name is Tim. Everyone here calls me Highball, because I like to drive at high speeds.
Metal Gloss: Even on sharp curves?
Highball: Certainly not. Only on straightaways. wewe have to be a madman to do something like that.
Dike: One of you, please start shoveling coal.
Metal Gloss: I'll do it.
Highball: No please, allow me. You're a special guest on our line. I don't want wewe to break your back doing this.
Metal Gloss: Well, thank you.
Highball: *Starts shoveling coal into the firebox*
Dike: *On the mainline, increasing speed*
Metal Gloss: Where are we going?
Highball: Eastbound, to Winnipeg.
Metal Gloss: *Excited, then looks out of the cab to see the scenery they pass*
Dike: We have a lot of flatland in this country. Mostly, because of prairies.
Metal Gloss: It's beautiful.
Highball: Really? Nopony has ever alisema that before.
Metal Gloss: Then they don't understand. I think it looks very nice.
Dike: Thanks. We like it too.
At 60 miles an hour, the train continued heading east for Winnipeg.
---
A week later, Dike, and highball were refueling one of their steam engines.
Dike: *Pouring coal into the tender*
Highball: *Pouring water into the tender*
Metal Gloss: See anypony wewe recognize?
Dike: *Looks down* Hey, look who came to see us.
Highball: *Looks down* It's Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: With company.
Metal Gloss: My husband that I told wewe about.
Hawkeye: I heard wonderful stories that she told me about wewe two working with her. I must say, wewe Canadians are lucky with all these beauties wewe drive through the prairies.
Dike: We appreciate that.
Highball: And we're also glad wewe came to visit.
Metal Gloss: With gifts.
Hawkeye: Metal Gloss told me wewe wanted to drive the Big Boys on our railway, so I took the liberty of giving wewe something close enough to that. *Reveals two models of the Big Boy* It's O gauge, and it's kwa Lionel.
Dike: Figured.
Highball: That's really nice.
Metal Gloss: One for each of you.
Dike: Wonderful. We're really honored.
Highball: inayofuata time, we'll get wewe gifts.
Hawkeye: If you're going to get us model trains, please let it be a train from your country.
Metal Gloss: au your railroad.
Hawkeye: I upendo the way wewe streamlined your engines.
Dike: We'll remember.
Highball: But we have to go now.
They climb into the cab of their locomotive.
Dike: *Drives the engine*
Highball: See wewe later!
Metal Gloss: *Waves goodbye with Hawkeye* Bye!
Episode 100
Ponies: *Looking at Putnam, and Amanda*
Putnam: Where is Pete Reimer?!
Ponies: *Pointing at his office*
Putnam: Oh. I remember now. Thank you.
Amanda: wewe seriously forgot?
Pete: *In his office*
Song: link
Putnam: *Knocks down the door*
Pete: Oh not wewe assholes again!
Amanda: Use of profanity, on our entrance. *Writing down notes*
Pete: Are wewe inspecting my line without telling me again?
Putnam: Where's Dan?
Pete: Answer my question.
Putnam: Answer my question!
Pete: No!
Putnam & Pete: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!!
Amanda: *Shakes her head* This is getting us nowhere.
Pete: Then get out of here.
Putnam: Not until we find Dan.
Pete: He works for me now.
Putnam: He has information we need from the ripoti we made on your railroad last month.
Pete: Your information is bullshit. We burned it.
Putnam: wewe didn't.
Pete: Yes we did.
Amanda: Where's Dan?!
Pete: I'm not telling you.
Putnam: Fine, we'll just have to play this the hard way.
---
Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? wewe called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: wewe could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: wewe came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case wewe were wondering.
Amanda: Did wewe take our advice on finishing the extra tracks for your yards this mwezi instead of inayofuata month?
Pete: They'll be finished tomorrow.
Putnam: How nice. We'll make sure to destroy them while we look for Dan.
Pete: Assholes.
Percy: Sir, is there anyone else in there with you?
Putnam: Fuck off!
Percy: *Walks away, confused*
Pete: wewe know, I'd rather have wewe destroy anything in this office, besides part of my railway.
Amanda: Okay, first we'll destroy your door again.
Putnam: It's amazing how I fixed it with my magic, but I'm willing to destroy it again.
Pete: Now I can see why Dan left your organization.
---
Putnam, and Amanda were being taken outside.
Pete: Excuse me officers. These two wrote a confession on paper, and they're saying it's legal.
Police Pony: It's not.
Putnam & Amanda: *Get placed in a police car*
Police Pony: wewe two are going to be in the slammer for a long time.
Amanda: wewe can't do this to us!
Putnam: We work for a legitimate company called S.L.U.T!
Police Pony: Tell it to the judge. *Drives away*
Back inside the station
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete walking back* Pete, everything okay?
Pete: Yes. *Rips up the confession* The police say this isn't legal, so we're good to stay in business.
Ponies: *Cheering*
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
The song Party Doll is going to be used
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The leader in shabiki fictions.
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Nikki West from Jade_23
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Meadow West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from SeanTheHedgehog
Special guest stars
Gordon Suite from SeanTheHedgehog
Putnam from SeanTheHedgehog
upinde wa mvua Dash as Amanda Thompson
applejack as Rachael McLaren
Douglas from SeanTheHedgehog
Dike from SeanTheHedgehog
And highball from SeanTheHedgehog
Episode 91
Pete: Gordon, I have something to tell you.
Gordon: What's up? *Walks past him, and starts going to the train yard*
Pete: You've been arriving late seven times in a row. It's not like you. What's going on?
Gordon: Can I talk to wewe about that later? I need to get to the yards, and drive that train to Denver wewe mentioned yesterday. *Walks out of the station*
Jeff: *Painting the station* Gordon, can wewe help me paint the yellow line on the platform?
Gordon: I can't, I have to go-
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, my yard tower was just knocked down, can wewe help repair it?
Gordon: Not now, I have to drive a train-
Pete: Gordon-
zaidi ponies started to arrive asking Gordon for favors.
Gordon: Now wait a dakika guys... I have to get to- I need to drive a- *Gets angry, and shouts* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone stayed silent, and stared at Gordon. He had a reputation for getting pissed off constantly, but they never saw him get this angry.
Gordon: *Trembling in anger* I AM SICK, AND TIRED OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF wewe MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I HAVE A JOB TO DO, AND wewe KEEP ASKING ME FOR FUCKING FAVORS!!! I QUIT!!!! *Leaves*
Pete: But Gordon-
Gordon: *Punches Pete as he makes his exit*
Snowflake: *Gasps*
Jeff: *Runs to Pete, and helps him get up* Are wewe alright sir?
Pete: *Sighs* Sure. Don't worry about me. Get back to work. I need a drink. *Slowly walks back to his office, nervous, and confused*
---
In Los Angeles, Nikki just finished driving an express train. She was waiting for it to depart, and while doing so, she was playing poker with three stallions inside the station.
Nikki: I am going to raise the stakes to ninety.
Stallions: *Put in 90 dollars*
Stallion 1: There are thousands of dollars in here gentlecolts, *Looks at Nikki* And lady. Now, *Shows his hand* Three of a kind, aces.
Stallion 2: wewe beat me, two pairs. Eights, and Kings.
Stallion 3: Four of a kind Jacks.
Nikki: *Shows her hand. Four of a kind kings* My kings beat your Jacks.
Stallion 3: *Pushes the money to Nikki* Well done. *Hears the phone ringing* Excuse me. *Goes to the phone* Bruce Arvantidas. *Listens to the phone* Yes. She's here. She is? Well, I'll let her know right now. *Hangs up* Nikki, wewe got a call from your boss in Ogden. wewe are working in Cheyenne for the Union Pacific.
Nikki: For how long?
Stallion 3: Michael did not tell me. All I know is that somepony named Pete is running short on engineers. He needs more.
Nikki: I'm on my way.
---
Five miles from Cheyenne, Mike was driving his train slower then he was supposed to.
Nikki: Will wewe speed up?
Mike: Pete says if I crash this thing, I get fired.
Nikki: But the track is straight. Go as fast as wewe want.
Gangsters: *Arrive, and throw molotovs onto the train*
Mike: Oh christ! *Gets out of the train kwa going left*
Nikki: *Gets out* The train is still moving kwa itself.
Mike: Well, it's only going 20 miles an hour. Why didn't wewe put the brakes on?
Nikki: wewe were driving, wewe should have put them on!
A bullet hits the ground inayofuata to Nikki's front hooves.
Mike: Let's argue about this another time! *Runs away*
Nikki: Wait!! *Follows Mike*
The train explodes.
Mike: Bloody hell.
Nikki: Keep running!
In Cheyenne, everyone was waiting for the arrival of Nikki. They showed up in the remains of the train they were driving. The only thing missing were the engines. The train got to the yards in Cheyenne kwa coasting down hill.
Jeff: Well, I guess they made things easier for us without the engines. We can just have the freight cars go down the hump without having them stop to get uncoupled from the locomotives.
Pete: Gonzo, what happened?!
Mike: *On the first freight car with Nikki* Gangsters sir. They blew up our train with molotov cocktails.
Pete: Damn gangsters. Always attacking our trains.
Nikki: What for?
Pete: The supplies.
Episode 92
Hawkeye was feeling sick after delivering a freight train. He went nyumbani early. Pete called Percy into his office.
Percy: *Walks into Pete's office* What can I do for wewe sir?
Pete: Hawkeye came to see me, and isn't feeling well. He just got back from delivering a short freight train, but his inayofuata job is to drive The City Of St. Foalis into St. Foalis.
Percy: Uh, I'm confused.
Pete: About what?
Percy: Why am I driving a city into itself?
Pete: The City Of St. Foalis is one of our express trains. Drive it eastbound until wewe get to a station kwa the Gateway Arch.
Percy: Where is the gateway arch?
Pete: Never mind, Stylo will help wewe out.
---
Orion was inside his car talking to Hawkeye in the parking lot of the train station. The driver side door of Orion's car was open, and in the space where Nikki was trying to park her car.
Orion: So, how are wewe feeling now?
Hawkeye: Better.
Nikki: *Stares at Orion, and Hawkeye, and honks the horn on her car three times*
Hawkeye: *Cannot see Nikki inside the car* Who is that?
Orion: Don't know, just ignore 'em. Anyway-
Nikki: *Honks the horn five zaidi times*
Orion: *Looks at Nikki's car* Ah, stick that horn up your ass!
Nikki: *Gets out of the car* Excuse me?
Hawkeye: Oh, Nikki. We couldn't see wewe inside your car. Orion, close your door.
Orion: *Gets out of his car, and closes the door*
---
Hawkeye: *Sitting kwa the tracks on Archer kilima with a baridi full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to wewe Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the juu open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive au not, but I really hope wewe do. *Grabs another bia bottle, smashes the juu of that one open, and drinks out of it*
Episode 93
Meadow: *Sees the station ahead of her train, and prepares to slow down*
Roger: We're not stopping at this station.
Meadow: Yeah we are.
Roger: No we aren't. Michael is waiting for me with bad news!
Meadow: It will be worse for wewe if we don't stop. *Applies the brakes, and makes the train stop at the station*
Roger: *Trembling in fear*
Meadow: Why does Michael have bad news for you?
Roger: I accidentally hit him, but he thinks I did it on purpose.
Meadow: So tell him it was an accident.
Michael: *Walks onto the station platform, and sees Roger* Roger, come out here. I wanna talk to you!
Roger: AHH! *Makes the train go backwards while ponies are still getting out*
---
Meadow: *Waiting with Nikki on the station platform*
Nikki: Goddammit. Where's our train?
Meadow: *Looks around* The line hasn't been plowed yet. Perhaps it's running late.
Nikki: Could be. *Gets covered in snow*
Meadow: *Gets nervous* Nikki?!
Ryan: *Flies down from the station roof* Sorry. I was trying to get the snow off the roof. Did I hit you?
Meadow: I'm fine.
Ryan: kwa the way, where's Nikki?
Meadow: *Looks at the snow pile*
Ryan: Oh shit! *Digs into the snow to free Nikki* Nikki?!
Nikki: *Gets out of the snow pushing Ryan in the process* Where did this come from?
Ryan: My fault. I was cleaning the station roof to make sure no snow would fall on the passengers. I think my plan failed though.
The three of them laughed.
---
Meadow: *Finishing the letter*
Donut has not changed at all since wewe left. He still rants about his nyumbani country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.
A few days zamani
Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station kwa now. What is taking so long?
It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.
Donut: Maybe the conductor Lost his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab window* ALL ABOARD!!! *Drives his train*
Conductor: *On the platform* Whoa, wait a minute! *Runs after Donut's train* We're not departing yet!
Donut: *Sees the conductor as he increases the speed on his train* Oh come on. Hurry up, and get on board already! We're running late as we speak.
Conductor: *Stops running, and watches Donut's train disappear in the distance* Asshole!
Episode 94
In Pete's office, this song started playing out of nowhere: link
Dan: *Enters the office with Amanda and Putnam* Good siku to wewe sir, we are here to inspect your section of The Union Pacific.
Pete: Really? I never got a message about this.
Putnam: He's not prepared.
Pete: I think you're the ones that aren't prepared, for failing to notify me ahead of time.
Amanda: Why don't we start the inspection with your station?
Pete: Who are wewe guys anyway?
The song stops as Putnam glares at Pete.
Putnam: What did wewe just say?!
Pete: Who are wewe guys?
Dan: wewe never heard of us!
Pete: no.
Putnam: *Slams his hooves on Pete's desk* We are S.L.U.T!
Pete: Did I hear wewe correctly? You're sluts?
Putnam: No, our company name is S.L.U.T. It's short for Super Legitimate Utilitarian Train inspectors. One word, not two.
Pete: That doesn't even make any sense.
---
The train yard was busy when Pete got there with Dan, Putnam, and Amanda.
Putnam: *Looks at the yard* Is it always like this?
Pete: Yes. At times, we have around seven trains waiting on the main line to get their freight cars in here.
Amanda: *Writing down notes* Not enough room in this train yard.
Pete: What are wewe talking about?
Amanda: If wewe have seven trains waiting on the mainline just to enter the yards, wewe need to make it bigger.
Pete: Why would I want to make the amount of trains waiting in the yard bigger? That doesn't make much sense.
Dan: She means the train yard. wewe need to make that bigger.
---
Dan: *Looks at Pete* Can I ask wewe something?
Pete: What?
Dan: What does it take to be an engineer on this line?
Pete: wewe gotta go through training for a week, and start off working in the train yard.
Dan: I hate S.L.U.T. They don't pay me enough money, but they trust me to hold on to all of their documents.
Pete: That doesn't make much sense.
Episode 95
At the train yard, Stylo arrived with Nikki in a freight train. The train was being pulled kwa three diesels.
Stylo: *Stops inayofuata to the yard tower*
Nikki: Pete alisema we would have to wait around half an saa for our inayofuata train.
Stylo: That's right, he did say that. *Gets out of the train with Nikki*
Dan: *Gets into the first engine*
Mirage: *Uncouples the engines from the freight train*
Dan: *Drives the engines to the servicing facility*
Nikki: I have this old revolver. Wanna see it?
Stylo: Sure. *Thinks* I got a good idea. While we wait for our inayofuata train, let's set up some bottles on a table, and shoot at them.
Nikki: I bet I can shoot zaidi then you!
Not far away, Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were also waiting for another train to drive together. They were laying on the ground with a record player inayofuata to them, playing a song.
Song: link
Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Kissing while hugging each other*
Metal Gloss: wewe know what?
Hawkeye: Yeah?
Metal Gloss: We need to do this zaidi often. We should come out here, play Rock & Roll, kiss, and drink a few root beers.
Hawkeye: That sounds like fun. *Kisses Metal Gloss on her forehead*
A gunshot was heard, and a bullet hit the record player, damaging it, and turning off the music.
Metal Gloss: Ah!!
Hawkeye: *Sees Nikki, and Stylo* One of those two idiots has a gun. *Walks toward them with Metal Gloss*
Stylo: *Holding the gun*
Hawkeye: Alright, give me that firearm!!
Stylo: Hawk, why are wewe angry?
Hawkeye: wewe shot at us, and destroyed our record player!
Nikki: We didn't even moto any bullets.
Hawkeye: Let me see that. *Takes the gun, and checks the bullets* wewe got six in here.
Metal Gloss: If wewe didn't shoot at us, who did?
Hawkeye: *Sees an assassin on a kilima .2 miles away from them*
Assassin: *Fires two bullets, they hit the ground close to their hooves*
Hawkeye: That's who! Let's get out of here!!
They ran away before anymore bullets could be fired.
---
Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and wewe don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm sorry.. Delay all trains heading to Cheyenne, the area is not safe.... Thanks, bye bye. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: How much longer do we have to hang out here?
Pete: Until we get word that the assassin is no longer a threat.
Snowflake: That could take a long time.
Dan: I did not jiunge this railroad just to have some gangster moto bullets at me.
Pete: No one did.
Orion: Is there anyway I can get fired if I help the assassin kill one of you?
Everyone: *Glaring at Orion*
---
Dan: I just want to say, those ponies that got shot are lucky.
Nikki: How could wewe say a thing like that?!
Dan: They don't have the responsibility to get rid of that jackass, unlike us!
Pete: In a few minutes, it'll all be over. Those ponies from Laramie should arrive any second.
Hawkeye: *Sees a Union Pacific supply truck* I see two ponies in a supply truck. Is that them?
Pete: *Looks out the window, and sees the truck* Yes, it's them.
Laramie Pony1: *Stops the truck*
Assassin: *Fires two bullets that hit the roof of the truck*
Laramie Pony2: *In the kitanda of the truck, and shoots at the assassin with a Tommygun*
Laramie Pony1: *Backs up, and turns left*
Laramie Pony2: *Fires zaidi bullets at the assassin*
Ponies in the station: *Watching the RP's from Laramie*
Laramie Pony2: *Shoots zaidi bullets at the assassin, reloads, then fires four zaidi bullets*
Laramie Pony1: *Moves mbele slowly*
Laramie Pony2: *Fires twenty zaidi bullets, and kills the assassin*
Laramie Pony1: *Drives away*
Pete: *Hears the phone ringing in his office, and goes to answer it* Yes?
Railroad Police: He's dead. The ponies from Laramie got him.
Pete: Good. *Hangs up, and walks out of his office* Okay everyone, the assassin's gone!
Ponies: *Cheer*
Episode 96
Hawkeye: *Stops the engines in the servicing facility* This engine is low on fuel.
Stylo: Let's go refuel it then. *Walks out of the engine, and goes toward a fuel tank. He grabs the hose, but looks at the meter on the tank* Empty? *Walks back into the engine* Hawk, we're low on fuel.
Hawkeye: I know that. What's taking wewe so long to refuel this thing?
Stylo: No, not for this engine, follow me. *Walks back to the fuel tank*
Hawkeye: *Looks at the meter* Empty?!
Stylo: Yes.
Hawkeye: I don't understand this. Maybe the meter isn't working. *Opens the juu of the fuel tank, and looks inside it* Nope, it's empty.
---
Union Pacific gppony, pony 24: *Stops his freight train in the yards*
Pete: *With Hawkeye, Stylo, Nikki, Mirage, and Snowflake* This is it.
Hawkeye: I don't see any snowplows anywhere.
Mirage: Maybe they're in the boxcars.
Hawkeye: *Looks at the entire freight train* This entire train is boxcars. Where are the tankers with our fuel?
Nikki: Something doesn't seem right here.
Union Pacific gppony, pony 24: *Walks out of the train, and toward Pete* I got all of the things wewe need.
Pete: I hope so. *Opens a boxcar, and finds swimming gear, a beach, pwani ball, and sun screen* What the fuck is this?!
Union Pacific gppony, pony 24: Stuff for the beach. *Walks back to his engine*
Pete: We asked for diesel fuel, and snow plows! What are we going to do with this?!
Union Pacific gppony, pony 24: *Climbs into his engine's cab* I don't know, but I do have some good news for you. Summer is four months away. *Drives away*
Snowflake: He didn't take any of that stuff out of the train.
Pete: They screwed us over!
---
Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link
Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten dakika ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if no one notices, it's just like Hawkeye said.
Hawkeye: That solves our fuel crisis. What about the snow plows?
Pete: Michael should have aliyopewa them to us. He's making up that bullshit about the Sierra Neighvadas. He should have enough plows for our trains in Ogden. I'll send Nikki to get them, and wewe two get the fuel.
Episode 97
kwa the time they crossed the viaduct, Anthony began to increase speed on his train. The kilima they were going up was at a 10% grade.
Anthony: How fast are we going?
Roger: Twenty.
Then, the coupling between the engines, and freight cars came undone, and the cars started rolling down the hill.
Anthony: Dammit, that's not good! *Stops the engine, and goes backwards*
Roger: *Looks in the rearview mirror, seeing the freight cars roll onto the bridge. They go too fast, and fall off, landing in the muddy river*
Anthony: *Stops the locomotives on the viaduct, looking at the freight cars* Aw dammit!
Roger: How do we tell Michael about this?
---
Donut: Fancy allowing your train to fall off a bridge. Now the ghost of that conductor will come back to haunt you. *Makes a noise to scare Anthony, and Ryan* Oooooh!
Ryan: And who's to say you're not afraid of ghosts?
Donut: Oh please. Ghosts are no match for me.
Ryan: Well I'll tell wewe a story that'll make your balls drop.
Flashback time, Ogden, 11:04 PM, 1942
Ryan: *Narrates* Once, a mare was driving her train across the same bridge Anthony was on today.
pink Mare with Yellow Mane: *Driving a steam engine pulling three passenger cars*
Ryan: She was shoveling coal into the firebox, when the engine derailed.
pink Mare: *Jumps out of the engine as the train falls off the bridge*
Ryan: She jumped off the train, and onto the bridge, but she Lost her footing, and fell down toward her train.
pink Mare: AAHHHHH!! *Lands in the river*
Ryan: Hundreds of ponies died that dreadful day, but some say the engineer still lives on. On any dark night, at 11:04 PM, the same time her train crashed, wewe can see her waiting on the other side of the bridge, waiting for wewe to kuvuka, msalaba so she can board your train.
At the end of Ryan's story, Donut laughed.
Donut: Two things. One, that was the worst story I ever heard. Two, None of us ever go across that bridge around 11:04 PM. We are sleeping! *Gets up, and walks away* I'm going to work in the train yard. Tell Michael to send me a telegram with my job.
---
Other tracks to Ogden were blocked off kwa the snow. When Donut got to the viaduct, it was 11:04 PM.
Donut: *Looks around as he slowly crosses the bridge in his train* Looks like that ghost won't onyesha up anywhere. Ryan made that up. *Sees a pink light, and stops his train on the viaduct* Must be a red signal with faulty wiring. That's funny, I don't remember seeing any signal near this bridge.
But it wasn't a signal. It was the ghost of the engineer that crashed her train 18 years ago.
Donut: *Sees the ghost coming towards him* Oh no wewe don't! *Drives his train backwards, away from the ghost* All I have is eight empty boxcars. wewe won't get me!!
Donut slept in his train on a siding, and returned to Ogden at 6:30 in the inayofuata morning.
Donut: *At his house, calling Michael*
Michael: *Answers the phone* Yes?
Donut: Sir? I'm sick. I can't come to work today.
Michael: I'm sorry to hear that. Feel better. *Hangs up*
Donut: Ugh. *Goes to his kitanda to sleep*
Episode 98
The yards were busy in Cheyenne. While Mirage, and Dan were operating the switchers pushing cars over the hump, Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for their inayofuata assignment.
Stylo: Still no telegram from Pete.
Hawkeye: I wonder what's taking so long for us to get our job for the day. I didn't jiunge a railroad just to stand around, and do nothing.
Stylo: Maybe he doesn't have anything for us.
Hawkeye: He would have alisema something kwa now.
Stylo: au perhaps the telegram machine in his office is broken.
A freight train entered the yard with three diesels pulling the train. The first diesel was from the Gulf Mobile & Ohio
Stylo: *Looks at the train entering the yards* Seems like one of our trains. Every engine except for that is from our railway.
Hawkeye: What's a Gulf Mobile & Ohio locomotive doing here?
The train stopped inayofuata to the yard tower. The engineer was Rachael McLaren.
Stylo: *Sees Rachael as she comes out of the train* hujambo Hawk, check out the curves on her, huh?
Hawkeye: Don't Stylo, I'm married.
Rachael: *Looks at the two stallions* Is this Cheyenne?
Stylo: Yep. You're in the right spot.
Rachael: Oh good. On my awali railroad, some of the other workers would tease me, and give me directions to the wrong place.
Hawkeye: Where was that?
Rachael: The Jersey Central.
Stylo: How long have wewe been in Equestria?
Hawkeye: Yeah, wewe sound British.
Rachael: I am, and I only lived in this country for nine years.
Snowflake: *Comes out of the tower* Hawk, a telegram from Pete.
Hawkeye: *Runs up to the tower, and takes his telegram. He comes back down kusoma it*
Stylo: What does it say?
Hawkeye: Apparently, it's for me only. I'm working with Rachael.
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When they returned to Cheyenne, the sun started to set, and the sky was orange.
Rachael: *Stops the train inayofuata to the yard tower in the yards*
Hawkeye: *Looks at the sky* Well, I'd say this is perfect timing. Gotta be one of the best sunsets I ever laid my eyes on.
Rachael: It's the same color as my fur.
Hawkeye: Yes. I think, that's a good thing. If wewe find the right gppony, pony to tarehe you, he could compliment on how beautiful wewe are compared to the sunsets.
Rachael: *Smiles* You're sweet. Very sweet.
Hawkeye: Well, I gotta go work on my inayofuata train. *Walks to the station*
Rachael: Wait. *Grabs Hawkeye's tail, and pulls him back*
Hawkeye: What, what is it?
Rachael: Stay here with me.
Hawkeye: I'd upendo to, but I gotta go.
Rachael: Please? *Hugs Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Hawkeye: *Pushes him away from her* Whoa whoa whoa whoa, stop stop stop.
Rachael: What's wrong?
Hawkeye: I'm married.
Rachael: What?
Hawkeye: I know I have good looks for a stallion in his 30's, but I have a wife. It's not that I don't upendo you, but I don't want to cheat on her. She means a lot to me.
Rachael: *Sad* Okay. I'll let wewe go now.
Hawkeye: I hope you're not mad.
Rachael: I'm not.
Hawkeye: Okay, I gotta go now, I'm running late. *Runs away*
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They climbed into the cab of their engine. At 7:05, they left. A few dakika later, they drove the train up Archer Hill.
Hawkeye: Rachael, I want to talk to you.
Rachael: What do wewe have to say?
Hawkeye: We're still friends, right?
Rachael: I don't know. wewe tell me. You're married.
Hawkeye: Don't give me that. Listen Rachael, I'm not the only stallion that works on this railway. One day, you're going to find a gppony, pony like me, inside and out, and he will be single, waiting for a nice mare like you.
Rachael: Are wewe sure?
Hawkeye: Positive. It's going to take some time, but I know it will happen.
They arrived at Kansas City on time.
Hawkeye: Well, this is it. *Stops the train inayofuata to the yard tower in the train yard* I have to drive a passenger train back to Cheyenne. *Climbs out of the train*
Rachael: *Climbs out of the train* Will I ever see wewe again?
Hawkeye: Possibly. *Walks away*
Rachael: *Waits in the yard* Now I have to wait here for another gppony, pony to go with me to St. Foalis.
Stallion: *Arrives* Hi. Are wewe Rachael McLaren?
Rachael: Yes.
Stallion: We're working together on a freight heading for St. Foalis. kwa the way, are wewe interested in going out on a date?
Rachael: wewe mean, wewe want to be my mwana-, mwana-punda friend?
Stallion: Yeah. I don't have anything fancy planned, but I hope we can have some fun.
Rachael: Yes. *Laughs, and is very happy* Yes, I'd upendo that.
Episode 99
Pete: *In his office, kusoma a Playcolt magazine* These mares are hot.
Percy: *Arrives* Sir?
Pete: *Puts the magazine away* Yes Percy.
Percy: I finished repairing the two tracks in the yards. Do wewe have anymore jobs for me?
Pete: No Percy, nothing for the time being. wewe can help work in the yards if you'd like.
Percy: Okay sir. *Leaves*
Pete: *Hears his phone ring, and majibu it* Union Pacific, Cheyenne Wyoming.
Canadian Pony: Are wewe Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes. If wewe need a rhyme, I'll give one to you.
Canadian Pony: *Laughs* I upendo that.
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Dike: *Looks at the signal, seeing it change from red to green* Time to go. *Pulls the throttle*
The train slowly started to songesha forward. The wheels slipped as steam shot out of the smokestack.
Dike: *Moves the throttle forward, then pulls it back again* I think we got it now. *Blows whistle twice*
Metal Gloss: *Thinking* How did wewe get the name Highball?
Highball: Well wewe see, my real name is Tim. Everyone here calls me Highball, because I like to drive at high speeds.
Metal Gloss: Even on sharp curves?
Highball: Certainly not. Only on straightaways. wewe have to be a madman to do something like that.
Dike: One of you, please start shoveling coal.
Metal Gloss: I'll do it.
Highball: No please, allow me. You're a special guest on our line. I don't want wewe to break your back doing this.
Metal Gloss: Well, thank you.
Highball: *Starts shoveling coal into the firebox*
Dike: *On the mainline, increasing speed*
Metal Gloss: Where are we going?
Highball: Eastbound, to Winnipeg.
Metal Gloss: *Excited, then looks out of the cab to see the scenery they pass*
Dike: We have a lot of flatland in this country. Mostly, because of prairies.
Metal Gloss: It's beautiful.
Highball: Really? Nopony has ever alisema that before.
Metal Gloss: Then they don't understand. I think it looks very nice.
Dike: Thanks. We like it too.
At 60 miles an hour, the train continued heading east for Winnipeg.
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A week later, Dike, and highball were refueling one of their steam engines.
Dike: *Pouring coal into the tender*
Highball: *Pouring water into the tender*
Metal Gloss: See anypony wewe recognize?
Dike: *Looks down* Hey, look who came to see us.
Highball: *Looks down* It's Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: With company.
Metal Gloss: My husband that I told wewe about.
Hawkeye: I heard wonderful stories that she told me about wewe two working with her. I must say, wewe Canadians are lucky with all these beauties wewe drive through the prairies.
Dike: We appreciate that.
Highball: And we're also glad wewe came to visit.
Metal Gloss: With gifts.
Hawkeye: Metal Gloss told me wewe wanted to drive the Big Boys on our railway, so I took the liberty of giving wewe something close enough to that. *Reveals two models of the Big Boy* It's O gauge, and it's kwa Lionel.
Dike: Figured.
Highball: That's really nice.
Metal Gloss: One for each of you.
Dike: Wonderful. We're really honored.
Highball: inayofuata time, we'll get wewe gifts.
Hawkeye: If you're going to get us model trains, please let it be a train from your country.
Metal Gloss: au your railroad.
Hawkeye: I upendo the way wewe streamlined your engines.
Dike: We'll remember.
Highball: But we have to go now.
They climb into the cab of their locomotive.
Dike: *Drives the engine*
Highball: See wewe later!
Metal Gloss: *Waves goodbye with Hawkeye* Bye!
Episode 100
Ponies: *Looking at Putnam, and Amanda*
Putnam: Where is Pete Reimer?!
Ponies: *Pointing at his office*
Putnam: Oh. I remember now. Thank you.
Amanda: wewe seriously forgot?
Pete: *In his office*
Song: link
Putnam: *Knocks down the door*
Pete: Oh not wewe assholes again!
Amanda: Use of profanity, on our entrance. *Writing down notes*
Pete: Are wewe inspecting my line without telling me again?
Putnam: Where's Dan?
Pete: Answer my question.
Putnam: Answer my question!
Pete: No!
Putnam & Pete: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!!
Amanda: *Shakes her head* This is getting us nowhere.
Pete: Then get out of here.
Putnam: Not until we find Dan.
Pete: He works for me now.
Putnam: He has information we need from the ripoti we made on your railroad last month.
Pete: Your information is bullshit. We burned it.
Putnam: wewe didn't.
Pete: Yes we did.
Amanda: Where's Dan?!
Pete: I'm not telling you.
Putnam: Fine, we'll just have to play this the hard way.
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Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? wewe called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: wewe could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: wewe came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case wewe were wondering.
Amanda: Did wewe take our advice on finishing the extra tracks for your yards this mwezi instead of inayofuata month?
Pete: They'll be finished tomorrow.
Putnam: How nice. We'll make sure to destroy them while we look for Dan.
Pete: Assholes.
Percy: Sir, is there anyone else in there with you?
Putnam: Fuck off!
Percy: *Walks away, confused*
Pete: wewe know, I'd rather have wewe destroy anything in this office, besides part of my railway.
Amanda: Okay, first we'll destroy your door again.
Putnam: It's amazing how I fixed it with my magic, but I'm willing to destroy it again.
Pete: Now I can see why Dan left your organization.
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Putnam, and Amanda were being taken outside.
Pete: Excuse me officers. These two wrote a confession on paper, and they're saying it's legal.
Police Pony: It's not.
Putnam & Amanda: *Get placed in a police car*
Police Pony: wewe two are going to be in the slammer for a long time.
Amanda: wewe can't do this to us!
Putnam: We work for a legitimate company called S.L.U.T!
Police Pony: Tell it to the judge. *Drives away*
Back inside the station
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete walking back* Pete, everything okay?
Pete: Yes. *Rips up the confession* The police say this isn't legal, so we're good to stay in business.
Ponies: *Cheering*
The End
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