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I'm not gonna mince words, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Twilight can go straight to Tartarus!

Here's the thing, I don't wanna hate her, but the fact is what she did to Sunset Shimmer at the end of EG1 (before she helped her out of the crater which doesn't mean anything as far as I'm concerned) is just too much. It didn't bother me much at first, but the zaidi I thought about, the zaidi it just pissed me off.

wewe now, Twilight walks around with her fancy 'Princess of Friendship' title and thinks she above everyone else, especially Sunset Shimmer. She and everybody condemns her for turning into a demon even when she didn't know she would turn into one and when Sunset was crying, let me repeat that, CRYING IN PAIN, during her transformation. And despite that, even after her at the lowest point in her life, being humbled and humiliated, with all her power gone, Little Miss Pretentious Purple Princess takes it upon herself to talk her down and tell her off in front of everyone!! UP YOURS, TWILIGHT!!!

And another thing I wanna rant about is that Twilight doesn't understand Sunset's past. She was one of Celestia most talented students and she wanted to be the best, but Celestia wouldn't push her beyond it kwa making her an alicorn princess. Do wewe have any idea how much it can suck to have all the talent in the world, knowing wewe deserve more, but being denied it every step of the way. That can piss a person off. But yet Celestia had no problem making Ms. Perfect Purple gppony, pony an alicorn! UP YOURS, TWILIGHT!!

And on the subject of upinde wa mvua Rocks, Twilight has the nerve, not only to reluctantly take Sunset's hand, but she has the gall, the DAMN GALL, to take the movie from her and make it about her!! Really, Twilight?! REALLY?! It isn't enough that your left her humiliated in the middle of a crater, now wewe divert attention away from her and onto yourself?! I'm glad Flash shot wewe down, even if he was under a spell. UP YOURS, TWILIGHT!!!

Like I said, I don't wanna hate Twilight, but I'm too far gone at this point. Episodes of the onyesha I used to like featuring Twilight like, 'Lesson Zero' I stopped watching. And every time Twilight is on screen, I just act like she's not even there, even going so far as to call her 'Thin Air' at times. That is how much what Twilight alisema and did to Sunset Shimmer in EG1 has affected me and until Hasbro does something about this, as I've alisema before and will continue to say, Little Miss Pretentious Purple Princess can take her books, her twi-cane, her fancy crown and her title, and her alicorn wings, and hop on the first moyo train to Tartarus!
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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do wewe have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine guns that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when wewe take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...
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Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: wewe got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: wewe were rushing me just so wewe could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise wewe four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately,...
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Louis continued uandishi his letter to another gppony, pony named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great Marafiki with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to jiunge the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: wewe knew this entire time, and wewe didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Drunk bus driver
Drunk bus driver
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if wewe want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for wewe Mirage, I want wewe to work in the train...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the mitaani, mtaa outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan mitaani, mtaa was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.
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Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy continued on their way to Denver.

Hawkeye: We'll get there soon.
Percy: How's the fuel?
Hawkeye: We got half a tender full of coal, and we're a quarter empty on water.
Coffee Creme: Now that we got the info on our fuel down, how about getting zaidi space in this cab? There's a reason only two ponies are needed to drive a steam locomotive.
Hawkeye: How about wewe stand on the tender?
Coffee Creme: Never mind. I'll stay in here with you.
Hawkeye: A smart decision. Now, we should be going downhill for a while. Let's cruise down, and not use any fuel, au the brakes....
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