Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed kwa Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash.
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the gppony, pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do wewe want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. wewe are our leader.
Eggman: I want wewe to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, au just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do wewe want us to do?
Eggman: Make zaidi tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and wewe ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are wewe keeping me here?
Twilight: Because wewe have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are wewe talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because wewe don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stops inayofuata to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see wewe two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad wewe decided to not kill yourself kwa standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
upinde wa mvua Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are wewe kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
upinde wa mvua Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: So, where are wewe going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the sekunde floor, and add zaidi tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why don't wewe come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Would wewe rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since wewe put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. wewe let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. wewe know that? *Gets in upinde wa mvua Dash's car*
And so, Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
2 B Continued
Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the gppony, pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do wewe want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. wewe are our leader.
Eggman: I want wewe to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, au just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do wewe want us to do?
Eggman: Make zaidi tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.
Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.
Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and wewe ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are wewe keeping me here?
Twilight: Because wewe have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are wewe talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because wewe don't deserve it.
Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.
Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stops inayofuata to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see wewe two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad wewe decided to not kill yourself kwa standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
upinde wa mvua Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are wewe kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
upinde wa mvua Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: So, where are wewe going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the sekunde floor, and add zaidi tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why don't wewe come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Would wewe rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since wewe put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. wewe let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. wewe know that? *Gets in upinde wa mvua Dash's car*
And so, Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.
2 B Continued
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy kubeba wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy kubeba wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!