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Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed kwa Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the gppony, pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do wewe want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. wewe are our leader.
Eggman: I want wewe to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, au just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do wewe want us to do?
Eggman: Make zaidi tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.

Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.

Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and wewe ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are wewe keeping me here?
Twilight: Because wewe have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are wewe talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because wewe don't deserve it.

Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.

Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stops inayofuata to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see wewe two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad wewe decided to not kill yourself kwa standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
upinde wa mvua Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are wewe kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
upinde wa mvua Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: So, where are wewe going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the sekunde floor, and add zaidi tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why don't wewe come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Would wewe rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since wewe put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. wewe let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. wewe know that? *Gets in upinde wa mvua Dash's car*

And so, Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.

2 B Continued
Ever since one of my inayopendelewa episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total zaidi like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now wewe have a total...
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Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask wewe something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My Marafiki Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and buibui Man, but now I don’t have one. Can wewe find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth kwa his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an Enchanted suit of armor made kwa Odin, but stolen kwa Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...
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Alright..

So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..

Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?

I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.

But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.

This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.

Anyway..

don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing wewe to Jacky" Saten alisema with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hujambo everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are wewe doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would wewe tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest nyota Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...
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posted by PeacefulCritic
To be honest, It's almost krisimasi and I haven't done anything for that Holiday. Just because I'm working on a new review series that wouldn't be finished until after New years. There's obviously something wrong with that. So, out of guilt I'm giving wewe my review on "Snowdrop".Ah, yes the infamous and Famous "Snowdrop" from "SillyFillyStudios". This piece of shabiki made episode left a big impact on zaidi then just 400 of us.

Why's that exactly well, for that we have to look into the main character herself Snowdrop. She's pretty likable. She has a personality,development and a lot, a lot of sympathy,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy kubeba wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.

Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.

Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!

"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"

Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...




Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nancy
Nancy
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...
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Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the upinde wa mvua magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. uigizaji innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...
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 Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right
Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right
Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! wewe overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are wewe talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her title as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my Marafiki to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in upendo with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some vitabu in her new huge maktaba in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as mizeituni, mzeituni
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.

Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do wewe expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV onyesha they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the siku wewe crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of colors for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 New logo for P.O.T.R
New logo for P.O.T.R
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...
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