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Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed kwa Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the gppony, pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do wewe want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. wewe are our leader.
Eggman: I want wewe to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, au just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do wewe want us to do?
Eggman: Make zaidi tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.

Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.

Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and wewe ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are wewe keeping me here?
Twilight: Because wewe have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are wewe talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because wewe don't deserve it.

Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.

Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stops inayofuata to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see wewe two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad wewe decided to not kill yourself kwa standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
upinde wa mvua Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are wewe kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
upinde wa mvua Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: So, where are wewe going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the sekunde floor, and add zaidi tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why don't wewe come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Would wewe rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since wewe put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. wewe let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. wewe know that? *Gets in upinde wa mvua Dash's car*

And so, Sean and upinde wa mvua Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as mizeituni, mzeituni
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

Mr. Beddler was talking to all of his employees.

Edwina: Who saw Anchorman 2?
Gary: I did. Great movie.
Tim: I hated it. I thought Into The Woods was better.
Audience: *Booing*
Tim: WHAT?!!
Gary: Into The Woods is gay.
Audience: *Cheering*
Gary: *Points hoof into the air* I have saved the show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, shut up.
Ponies: *Listening to Mr....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When papillon, kipepeo fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a mduara, duara looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a mashua that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at papillon, kipepeo as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The inayofuata day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...
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I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..


The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet apple Acres, especially applejack the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the gppony, pony of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE inayofuata DAY....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're inayofuata job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are wewe waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching butterflies was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them wewe idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees butterfly, kipepeo on...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, upinde wa mvua Dash?
upinde wa mvua Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few sekunde later
upinde wa mvua Dash: TASTE THE upinde wa mvua MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: wewe are. If wewe keep uandishi that essay, wewe will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Blazin' Blue's car
Blazin' Blue's car
At a classic car onyesha in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting kwa his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting kwa his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, au wewe will be killed kwa a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have wewe been? wewe almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry was disguised as a pilot, and walked from the airport onto the runway. The airplane that had the terrorists on board was sitting there, and Harry was walking right towards it. However, he did have a plan.

Harry: *Walks onto plane*
Terrorist 1: Drop the bag!
Harry: *drops bag* Hello.
Terrorist 1: What's in the bag?
Harry: Maps.
Terrorist 1: *Looking at maps in bag* Check him. Make sure he has no weapons.
Terrorist 2: *Checking Harry* He's clean.
Terrorist 1: Good. Now get in there.
Harry: *Goes to cockpit*
Co Pilot: *Sitting in chair*
Harry: Good afternoon gentlecolts.
Terrorist 1: Stop...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by sweet_cream
Source: RubyPM on deviantart
added by sweet_cream
Source: johnjoseco on deviantart
added by kitmolly123
Source: deviantArt Users
added by smartone123
Source: Google
Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than upinde wa mvua Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to onyesha off au brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while upinde wa mvua is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings zaidi and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. upinde wa mvua Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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added by kitkat28
posted by obssesedTDIgirl
WARNING: IF wewe HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the gppony, pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except upinde wa mvua Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the mti tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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