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Greetings Lads and before I go further into topics I may say that my inactivity was made because of my moving from Poland to United Kingdom. I possibly will songesha zaidi because of my not typical work. May songesha soon to Canada honestly and then USA and back to Poland. But enough about that lets get going with topics!

::/ The fanpop Troll Drama.

They say don't feed the Troll, but it is not easy. May we say that is greatly hard. But why not Troll the Troll. The way I do it is just stupidly answer to they attempts. It is actually funny and cringy of what is happening here. But enough about this Stupidity eh?

::/ A Warning.

I will warn fanpop of coming problem. The problem is bigger than Troll. If wewe are informed In internet wewe know what 4Chan is. I am user of 4Chan and dank memer at /b/ but lately a plan came to their heads to attack mlp canvases making fun of them and back the forums. Starting with /mlp/ on 4Chan ending on smallest forums. We may be targeted but this "event" can also not give a birth - just watch out on what wewe see.

::/ anime n stuff.

So Dan Rants is not only about Ponies because for me as fandom we should discuss about other stuff and because recently an anime season came to end I want to rate it under my opinion. Let's get going! (Also my faroite types of anime are romantic comedies)


Gakusen Toshi Asterisk - Oh boy, fall brought us some good stuff. This ecchi anime had some good romance and some good fighting but they rushed it too much, I hope for sekunde season because story of light novel is not done yet.
Artstyle : 8/10
muziki : 9/10

One ngumi, punch Man - A great comedy that even anime lover would like. At first I was thinking its nothing much but I loved it. It felt like parody of Any American Super hero!
Artstyle : 7/10
muziki : 9/10

Noragami Aragoto : Yessss, something I was hyped really much for and after seeing this amaizing opening I wasn't disappointed. The mostly comedy anime became full of action. It was just great.
Artstyle : 8/10
muziki : 9/10

OK this is a long one...
Ore ga Ojou-sama Gakkou ni "Shomin Sample" Toshite Gets-Sareta Ken - When spoiled girls don't know what is normality someone need to teach them! Our protagonist not only need to hold horde of women's fascinated in him but hide his own urges and play guy who upendo muscled man au he will lose his manhood. A comedy with some drama and romance in it that I really enjoyed!
Artstyle : 9/10
muziki : 8/10

Owari no Seraph: Nagoya Kessen-hen - Owari no Seraph is a great manga and anime but well... The ending is bad. Wit Studio teased us and gave us nothing spectacular but a story push. Enjoyed it but wanted more.
Artstyle : 9/10
muziki : 10/10


There was zaidi that I watched but I do have limited time to write AND limited mind.

I hope somepony here enjoy this uguu~ >////<

See wewe inayofuata article.
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Source: Me. Myself. And I.
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added by Seanthehedgehog
There's a lot zaidi where this came from ;)
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My Little Poney
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony alisema "Let's go this way!" And I alisema "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Marafiki to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are wewe 0007?
Con: Yes. And wewe are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do wewe need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! wewe weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make wewe smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't wewe be nyumbani right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So wewe think wewe can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: wewe better believe it.
Toby: And wewe won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all kwa myself. You, Tim, and everypony will upendo it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo...
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"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant au invisible they feel."

"There's over a million vitabu in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before wewe a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and wewe never have to see me again."
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting wewe into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE wewe KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two dakika mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot zaidi FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Slash - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - hujambo there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... Slash life.


Episode 2
The fox, mbweha Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. Slash was ace detective for 1 mwaka then-

Slash - Oh? wewe got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that majibu our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* wewe ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the inayofuata Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did wewe know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved wewe after wewe got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called wewe for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found wewe a gent and mare to jiunge wewe up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

+--+

Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied au set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. wewe will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one zaidi job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the mbwa mwitu pack. Those sluts aliiba all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if wewe can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And sekunde will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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