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LATER:

Inside Twilight's castle, Saten came in as he's part of the group now. Saved the main six zaidi than once.

Saten: Hey, I'm here.

Twilight: Great sweetie.. Have wewe happened to see Pinkie on your way here?

Saten: Last I saw her.. She was with my roommate.

Rarity: wewe mean Derpy?

Saten: Yeah, her.. I'm sure Pinkie will arrive so-

Pinkie: (comes in).

Saten: There she is.

Pinkie: (still under the effects of the Marijuana) Duuude.

Twilight: What's with your eyes.

Pinkie: (stoned) Fine.. I'm fine, (stoned laugh).

Twilight: (to Saten) What did wewe do to her?

Saten: Why think I did anything?

Pinkie: (stoned laughter).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Pinkie: (stoned) Sorry, I had trouble working my key to the castle.

Rarity: Darling, that's a leaf.

Pinkie: (stoned) Say.. What if.. Our whole universe.. Was just another leaf on God's tree... Mind blown!

Dash: ... Your high.

Pinkie: On life?.. Yes I am!

Dash: No, on weed.. I know the signs.. Shame on wewe Saten.. Getting sweet little Pinkie on drugs.

Saten: Hey.. It was Derpy, I had nothing to do with it.

AJ: He's right.. Derpy is kind of a stoner.

FLASHBACK:

AJ: Derpy, I need wewe to watch over AppleBloom.

Derpy: Sure.

(not long after).

AJ: hujambo Derpy I just thought I'd check on y- OH MY GOD!

Derpy: (stoned and in fetal position) Gov'ment came & took my baby!

END FLASHBACK:

LATER:

Everyone gathered around the their table, Pinkie is no longer under the drug effects, so everything is normal.

Twilight: Great! Everypony's here. Now I don't have to wait any longer to tell wewe all the wonderful news! Somebody special is coming to visit Ponyville, and I need your help getting everything ready!

[main cast chattering, except Saten who's looking bored].

Twilight: It's...

Pinkie and Twilight both: Shining Armor and Princess Cadance!

Twilight: ... Yes, and they're coming—

Pinkie: Tomorrow!

Twilight: ... Yes, on the-

Pinkie: Friendship Express rather than the Crystal Empire train so as not to cause too much of a scene when they skip town to come visit? [squee]

Twilight: Uhh.. Yes.

Pinkie: Annnnnd?

Twilight: And, that's it.

Pinkie: Oh.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Uh, how did wewe know all that?

Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Uh... Pinkie Sense?

upinde wa mvua Dash: So, wewe alisema wewe needed our help with something?

Twilight: Follow me.

upinde wa mvua Dash: Sweet posters! Is that Smash Fortune?

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! When Shining Armor alisema he wanted to come to the ngome and visit, I started collecting things he liked when he was a mwana-, mwana-punda as a surprise!

Pinkie: Surprise?! [nervous laugh]

Twilight: I've been so excited that it's been hard to keep it to myself!

Pinkie: [slightly muffled] I have no idea what that's like!

Fluttershy: Aww, look at the cute little ant farm!

Spike: And check out all these old comic books!

Twilight: Be careful! They're mint-in-bag!

Spike: [accidently blows it on fire] [nervous whistling]

Saten: What's this?

Twilight: This is Brutus Force. Shining Armor used to carry him around like his baby!

Pinkie: Yeah! [nervous laugh] Really cute! [nervous laugh]

Rarity: It is a bit juvenile for ngome décor, but it is very sweet of you.

Fluttershy: I'm sure Shining Armor will upendo it.

Twilight: Me, too. But there's a few zaidi things I'd like to add before he gets here, and I could really use a hoof collecting them. Applejack: Whatever wewe need, sugarcube, we'll help wewe get it.

Rest of main cast sans Twilight: [various agreements]

Twilight: Thanks, everybody! I just can't wait 'til they walk in and see everything!

upinde wa mvua Dash: Totally understandable. Watching sombody else be surprised with something is almost better than being the one who's getting the surprise!

Pinkie: But... eh... what if the surprise is something so incredibly exciting that a gppony, pony can't keep it in any longer, and she has to tell the gppony, pony standing inayofuata to her what it is au she might explode?!

Fluttershy: I would say... no.

Rarity: The gppony, pony who ruins a surprise for somepony else has to live with that guilt forever!

Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Gotta bounce! [pinball noises] [crash]

upinde wa mvua Dash: So, I know the bar is set pretty high, but does anybody else think Pinkie Pie was uigizaji weirder than usual?
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 1


I've never thought I will be an outcast in my own homeland. Especially after the things I've done to keep it safe... but it was the naked truth. My mercy backfired and put me in a situation, which I wasn't prepared for. How could I? Hah, how terribly foolish of me! I should have known this would happen, but as I said, I wasn't planning my actions, nor did I care about the consequences... until this point, that is.

I blindly followed the guards who escorted me out of the Castle. I was numb, sunken into the sea of my...
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 Summer Pride as a filly
Summer Pride as a filly
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 2: Rage


Oh, I find it so cliché to rewind au mbele the events, but I keep so many reels of my life, down in the cellar of my soul... and I have aliyopewa the key only to a few; because most ponies would be terrified of what they might see... that cellar is dark and scary and full of demons... and I was trapped down there for so long... but if wewe wish to understand me and the things I've done, you'll have to take the risk and go down the stairs... Let's just start from the beginning.

As I look back, during my long lifetime, I've been called...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Professor Something's house

Professor Something: Sally? *opens door* wewe can come out- *notices Sally is gone* GONE AGAIN?! *smashes lantern*

Back at townhall

Jack: Ok, wewe all know what to do?
Ponies: Yes Jack.
Sally: *arrives in town hall*
Insanity Crusaders: *arrive*

The insanity crusaders are somewhat like the cutie mark crusaders. The ponies in this group are the mayor's daughter, Brenna, a mwana-, mwana-punda that dresses up like the devil, named Charlie, and the third gppony, pony is dressed like a mummy. His name is Jake.

Brenna: Hi Jack.
Charlie: wewe wanted to see us?
Jake: I know we can do what wewe tell us...
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 Luna is impressed at how Blazin' didn't let his shyness get in the way. She wants to know how he became maarufu so quickly...
Luna is impressed at how Blazin' didn't let his shyness get in the way. She wants to know how he became popular so quickly...
So the story continues with Blazin' and Scorch getting zaidi time together as they learn about all the residents in Ponyville as well as the locations. Pinkie Pie sees them, and thinks he is replacing her as one of his Marafiki with Scorch......

Sapphire: Only one place I haven't found yet. Where the nyasi, nyasi kavu is Carousel Boutique? I can't seem to find it on this map! I guess that's why my mom never trusted maps....

Blazin': Have wewe tried looking for a duka that looks like a carousel?

Sapphire: Where? Oh.....Silly me. It's right there. I have trouble recognizing things sometimes.

Blazin': I heard that...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until wewe all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. wewe opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until wewe all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until wewe all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
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posted by _MockingJay_
Silver Tune was worried as she was walking back home. She looked around every 10 seconds. Trixie's sentence, "You're dead meat!" was still on her mind. Silver Tune was holding the razor that was in her pocket.

???: HEY!

Silver Tune gasped. She turned around and saw Trixie with two other mares beside her. Silver Tune's eyes widen.

ST: *shows Razor at Trixie* Don't wewe dare come close to me!
Trixie: *laughs* It's 3 against 1. Yeah, I don't think so.
Lily: *laughs*
Rose: Idiot. *laughs*
ST: *gulps* *takes a step back*
Rose: Aww, don't be afraid.
Lily: Yeah, we'll just like beat wewe up, that's all....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

Idea by: Chibi-Emmy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do wewe still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon ran surprisingly fast to the end of the train, and was getting prepared to use a spell that would get the derailed cars back onto the tracks.

Gordon: *panting* I have to make it. *nearly trips* I'm so close to the end. *lays on ground*

Gordon stopped, after only moving an inch, running alongside a train that was one mile long.

Coffee Creme: *teleports to end of train*
Gordon: No, no, no! Don't tell Orion anything!! *runs again* Damnit, I'm getting tired. *falls on ground*
Orion: He can't run for shit.
Coffee Creme: Really? Whatever, let's just get our trains back on the tracks, and repair...
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The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a songesha on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main...
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 Jenny Fivel
Jenny Fivel
after that statement i put the newspaper back in my saddle bag. ,"Scootaloo what was that?" Cherilee asked. ,"nothing Ms. Cherilee haha" i alisema nervously
Cherilee grabbed it out of my hooves and looked at it and gasped. ,"this must of been what happened to jenny" she was surprised kwa the newspaper i found. later we went to the Ponyville Historic museum and she turned it into the museum. The inayofuata siku our class to a field trip to the museum and i learned a lot zaidi about Fivel than before . But still me and my sister and Twilight all found the real evidence that the law enforcement was to scared...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will onyesha wewe them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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