Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?
Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!
Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?
Twilight: zaidi like when.
Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.
Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered nyota Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!
Saten: It's obvious what it i-
Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!
Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when we started?
(Saten is heard groaning)
Twilight: Not exactly. Everything's different. Look. The map doesn't even make sense anymore! The Crystal Empire takes up half of Equestria!
Spike: Plus there's the whole missing ngome thing.
Twilight: Right! This is too big to handle on our own.
Spike: wewe think?
Twilight: We need to find our Marafiki and get help!
Spike: I'm gettin' a bad feeling about this, Twilight.
Twilight: I know, Spike, but this is Ponyville. How bad could things be?
Spike: Is that Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: I don't understand.
Spike: [gasps] (runs to Rarity's house, knocking on her door) RARITY!?
Twilight: I don't think she's here, Spike. I'm not sure anything we know is the same. But I know one place that could never change!
SKIPS TO APPLEJACK'S FARM:
Twilight: Applejack?!
Applejack: What can I do for you?
Twilight: It's so good to see you! We couldn't find Pinkie au Rarity au Fluttershy au upinde wa mvua Dash, but I just knew you'd still be here!
Applejack: Of course I am. This is my home. But who in tarnation is Pinkie Bow and Flutterdash? au wewe for that matter?
Twilight: You... don't know who I am?
Saten: Coarse she dosen't dummy.. Starlight changed so wewe don't know each other.
Twilight: ... I don't follow.
Saten: (sighs in annoyance) Coarse wewe don't.
Applejack: Honestly, the only name I recognize is Rarity, but she left for Manehattan years ago.
Spike: (excited) Probably to become a world-famous fashion designer, I bet.
Applejack: Not that I know of. Last I heard, she went to help with the cause like everypony else.
Twilight: The cause?
Applejack: The war against King Sombra and the Crystal Empire?
Twilight, Saten and Spike: What?!
Applejack: Where have wewe three been?
Spike: Actually, it's whe-
Saten: (angrily) Don't say it!
Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!
Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?
Twilight: zaidi like when.
Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.
Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered nyota Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!
Saten: It's obvious what it i-
Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!
Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when we started?
(Saten is heard groaning)
Twilight: Not exactly. Everything's different. Look. The map doesn't even make sense anymore! The Crystal Empire takes up half of Equestria!
Spike: Plus there's the whole missing ngome thing.
Twilight: Right! This is too big to handle on our own.
Spike: wewe think?
Twilight: We need to find our Marafiki and get help!
Spike: I'm gettin' a bad feeling about this, Twilight.
Twilight: I know, Spike, but this is Ponyville. How bad could things be?
Spike: Is that Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: I don't understand.
Spike: [gasps] (runs to Rarity's house, knocking on her door) RARITY!?
Twilight: I don't think she's here, Spike. I'm not sure anything we know is the same. But I know one place that could never change!
SKIPS TO APPLEJACK'S FARM:
Twilight: Applejack?!
Applejack: What can I do for you?
Twilight: It's so good to see you! We couldn't find Pinkie au Rarity au Fluttershy au upinde wa mvua Dash, but I just knew you'd still be here!
Applejack: Of course I am. This is my home. But who in tarnation is Pinkie Bow and Flutterdash? au wewe for that matter?
Twilight: You... don't know who I am?
Saten: Coarse she dosen't dummy.. Starlight changed so wewe don't know each other.
Twilight: ... I don't follow.
Saten: (sighs in annoyance) Coarse wewe don't.
Applejack: Honestly, the only name I recognize is Rarity, but she left for Manehattan years ago.
Spike: (excited) Probably to become a world-famous fashion designer, I bet.
Applejack: Not that I know of. Last I heard, she went to help with the cause like everypony else.
Twilight: The cause?
Applejack: The war against King Sombra and the Crystal Empire?
Twilight, Saten and Spike: What?!
Applejack: Where have wewe three been?
Spike: Actually, it's whe-
Saten: (angrily) Don't say it!
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do wewe want from me?
Trixie:I want wewe to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But wewe can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now wewe are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is zaidi weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't wewe dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are wewe going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with wewe again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need wewe anymore.You know what?I didn't needed wewe at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*
Discort:I am kwa your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
Discort:And what do wewe want from me?
Trixie:I want wewe to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But wewe can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now wewe are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is zaidi weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't wewe dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are wewe going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with wewe again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need wewe anymore.You know what?I didn't needed wewe at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*
Discort:I am kwa your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a mwaka since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through gppony, pony Life 'til the inayofuata gppony, pony movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my inayopendelewa to my least favorite. So, here it is:
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would wewe guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the maoni down below! :)
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would wewe guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the maoni down below! :)