My Little Poney Article: Saten Twist: S3E4 PART 5

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posted by Canada24

Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?

Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!

Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?

Twilight: zaidi like when.

Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.

Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered nyota Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!

Saten: It's obvious what it i-

Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!

Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when we started?

(Saten is heard groaning)

Twilight: Not exactly. Everything's different. Look. The map doesn't even make sense anymore! The Crystal Empire takes up half of Equestria!

Spike: Plus there's the whole missing ngome thing.

Twilight: Right! This is too big to handle on our own.

Spike: wewe think?

Twilight: We need to find our Marafiki and get help!

Spike: I'm gettin' a bad feeling about this, Twilight.

Twilight: I know, Spike, but this is Ponyville. How bad could things be?

Spike: Is that Sugarcube Corner?

Twilight: I don't understand.

Spike: [gasps] (runs to Rarity's house, knocking on her door) RARITY!?

Twilight: I don't think she's here, Spike. I'm not sure anything we know is the same. But I know one place that could never change!

SKIPS TO APPLEJACK'S FARM:

Twilight: Applejack?!

Applejack: What can I do for you?

Twilight: It's so good to see you! We couldn't find Pinkie au Rarity au Fluttershy au upinde wa mvua Dash, but I just knew you'd still be here!

Applejack: Of course I am. This is my home. But who in tarnation is Pinkie Bow and Flutterdash? au wewe for that matter?

Twilight: You... don't know who I am?

Saten: Coarse she dosen't dummy.. Starlight changed so wewe don't know each other.

Twilight: ... I don't follow.

Saten: (sighs in annoyance) Coarse wewe don't.

Applejack: Honestly, the only name I recognize is Rarity, but she left for Manehattan years ago.

Spike: (excited) Probably to become a world-famous fashion designer, I bet.

Applejack: Not that I know of. Last I heard, she went to help with the cause like everypony else.

Twilight: The cause?

Applejack: The war against King Sombra and the Crystal Empire?

Twilight, Saten and Spike: What?!

Applejack: Where have wewe three been?

Spike: Actually, it's whe-

Saten: (angrily) Don't say it!

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My Little gppony, gppony, pony shabiki Fiction: The Legend of Pleiades Part 1 Volume 1

posted by purrloinedlove

So... wewe came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here wewe sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, wewe shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two au three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia chokoleti Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta onyesha this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time wewe ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* wewe have 'no' idea.

CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I upendo little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my inayopendelewa moments is found on my profaili pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pear instead of apple.
Choosing death if an machungwa, chungwa au a banana, ndizi were her only chakula opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

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Sky Talks About Ponies: Twilight Sparkle

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her ubunifu is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly colors but they're...

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Equestria: It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the orodha goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more au less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having wewe help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for wewe to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' gppony, pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot inayofuata week! Which means she must have these outfits kwa siku after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... wewe Lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

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Blazin' Blue's New Sister

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.

Blazin' Blue is getting visited kwa his parents, and after they meet his sekunde girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know zaidi about her boyfriend Blazin' kwa inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the meza, jedwali has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be Marafiki with him, he...

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the trotting dead part 2 meeting twilight

posted by octaviavsdjpon3

its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a salama house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she alisema call her twiliey for short if wewe want the inayofuata siku we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight alisema she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i alisema
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...

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upinde wa mvua Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her kwa thinking she was a ghost. upinde wa mvua Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are wewe dreaming about the time wewe thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope wewe don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure wewe don't get...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the vitabu I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because wewe know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV onyesha called M*A*S*H, at least...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have wewe ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, wewe are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, au evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of gppony, pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...

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The sekunde Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a gppony, pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help wewe with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do wewe mean kwa that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did wewe ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did wewe ever realize that the reason they laugh at wewe is because of what wewe do?
Clown: What are wewe talking about?
Bob: They way wewe dress, what wewe do for a living, and some of the things that...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

kwa 1939, many things were changing. The first movie to be filmed in color was during this year, diesel locomotives were being invented for trains, and the World's Fair in Manehattan got a lot of ponies to go see what may occur in the future.

Music also changed during the 30's, and 40's. New musicians were arriving, and a new type of muziki was formed.

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With an electric guitar, a piano, and sometimes a drum, Rhythm, and Blues was the new form of muziki created kwa some ponies down in the south. Most of them were African Equestrian, and this type of muziki would soon lead to another new form of...

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magnum Force Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking with his friend Joe, Harry drove to his apartment. Along the way, he met Sunny.

Harry: *stops car*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: I was going to get some groceries for us. If wewe give me your room key, I can get the mail for wewe when I come back.
Harry: Sure. *Gives Sunny the room key*
Sunny: Thank you.
Harry: *Drives into parking garage, then slowly parks his car, and walks out*

At first, it seemed like he was the only gppony, pony in the parking garage, but then...

Max: We're onto wewe Harry.
Harry: *Looks at Max*
Rick & John: *With Max on their motorcycles*
Max: We don't like anypony...

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The Unfound Princess: Summary

posted by XxJessicaHxX

Crystal Cake

Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One siku in the castle, Queen Coco strawberry was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the mtoto, foal after she was born and alisema for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in gppony, pony Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in kwa a nice family. Her mother was Candy Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!

Black cherry

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Ponies On The Rails episode 38 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

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