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"Once wewe wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something stolen...
Police - Uh... This time is serious. Murder.
Slash - Huh?
Police - Well *hands over files*
Slash - *opens the files*
Ace - *sees photo* Oh my.
Police - The six Ponies had sleepover. Owner of dragon is Princess TwilightSparkle. The dragon was found cut open in the morning in bathroom. It's terrible. His moyo was removed and placed in Twilight bedroom. His tail is missing and his head was found in the map room.
Slash - Interesting.
Ace - Can we solve this?
Slash - Time will tell. Lead me to crime scene.

-Bathroom-

Slash - *looks around* Blood around, Tailess, Headless body with open ribcage. Blood on... A sink... And cealing... No weapon around... Hm? A bloody cloth in a corner...
Ace - wewe can say that much kwa just looking around?
Slash - Hm... Can I speak with TwilightSparkle?
Police - Yes of course.

-Interrogation Room-
Twilight - ...
Slash - Hm? wewe look rather calm.
Twilight - I... Don't know...
Slash - I didn't asked wewe any questions.
Twilight - Uh.. Um...
Slash - Calm down. I won't hurt you.......
yet..
Twilight - Hm...
Slash - Tell me everything that happens that night.
Twilight - Well... When my Marafiki came Spike was asleep and then... We were doing mare stuff at my room and then we gone sleep that's all...
Slash - Hm. All wewe say...*Slams the table* awkwardly non-detailed. Tell me... What wewe saw in middle of night.
Twilight - W-what nothing I.. Uh *looks away*
Slash - ...
Ace - We don't have time for that *looks her in the eyes*
Twilight - OK well... Then... I saw RainbowDash leaving room... She alisema she is going to the bathroom.
Ace - Oh! She is the Killer!
Slash - Wrong... Stop assuming things. Let's start talking with her next.


-1 saa later-

RD - What is it?
Slash - Toilet break. Middle of night. What wewe saw.
RD - Hm? Are wewe suspecting me?
Ace - Who wouldn't.
RD - Tch...
Slash - Just tell us everything
RD - So what I woke up I looked on all my 4 Marafiki I went to toilet and... I heard something but I didn't cared so I kept going and there I left bathroom and went back to room go my 5 Marafiki geez.
Slash - That's all..
Police - *Takes RD out of the room*
Ace - ...
Slash - wewe saw that...
Ace - Eh?
Slash - 4 Marafiki suddenly change to 5...
Ace - Oh...
Slash - We miss one...Cloth... Dragon... Huh... We have to check one zaidi thing.
Ace - And it's?
Slash - dragoni room.

-Spikes room - castle-

Slash - *scratches*
Ace - Sir... I found... Ehm... Pair of stockings perhaps.
Slash - Hmmm
Twilight - That's Rarity made stockings! She wore them when she went sleeping.
Ace - Huh!
Slash - To pinpoint that... *opens desk* hmmm?
Twilight - There should be gens here!
Ace - We all know now.
Slash - That was... Way easy...

-enterance to castle-

Rarity - Keep your hoofs away from me!
Police - *sighs*
Slash - Welcome murderer.
Rarity - Huh? What are wewe talking about.
Slash - Let me explain. Rarity as gppony, pony she is like gems. wewe see over time Ponies change. She went to his room in night and romanced him. Quiet easily she took gems and tried to hide them for morning. The one problem was choice of place. Bathroom - commonly used thing. She had a kisu with her because of gem place. One tille can be flipped up. She wanted to hide them there. Spike found her on act and she stabbed him in the head. Ponies lose their mind after murder. She cutted his head and tail off, proceeded to cutting him open and moving his organs around. But she is a clumsy kisu user... She cutted herself. Cleaned the blood in the sink, she proceeded and wiped her hands. Some blood left one her hoofs making the cloth found in toilet bloody. She went sleep. The gems are still there.
Rarity - wewe have no proof!
Slash - *grabs her cutted hoof* Hm?
Rarity - I'm seeing it could be that!
Ace - The blood on sink is yours *shows DNA report*
Rarity - No...
Police - *takes her away* You're under arrest for slaughter.
Rarity - Noooooo!

-Later-

Ace - Nice job boss.
Slash - We did it barley... *smokes*
Ace - Hm?
Slash - Check autopsy.
Ace - Huh... Death kwa choking? Unknown DNA! wewe lied!
Slash - Someone else killed him. Now it's time for real investigation.
Ace - What?
Slash - *smokes* Someone tries to kill Main six... He uses same tricks as my sis-
Ace -What?
Slash - *smacks ace head* noting idiot. Let's get going...





To Be Continued.
 The mirror
The mirror
Location: The gppony, pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in kitanda with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they alisema they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a dawati in a small building at a harbor* What makes wewe think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed kwa a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...
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Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in upendo with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...
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Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did wewe know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask wewe something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do wewe know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored kwa Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was aliyopewa powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...
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Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits inayofuata to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...
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Episode 5: buibui Man

Me: *Reading Amazing ndoto #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe buibui Man?

Applejack: buibui Man?

Me: buibui Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained buibui senses and super strength when he was bitten kwa a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: wewe don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can wewe tell me zaidi about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our onyesha where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, au played as characters in skits. For instance, upinde wa mvua Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The punda punda Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first siku of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her duka after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe alisema that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were inayofuata to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that wewe did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need wewe to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once wewe return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what wewe did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did wewe do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know wewe didn't, but wewe need to be zaidi careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of zaidi repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hujambo everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are wewe doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would wewe tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest nyota Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 77: The End
Date: August 14, 1958
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 papillon, kipepeo after the five years of solitary confinement
Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement
papillon, kipepeo was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, papillon, kipepeo watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, papillon, kipepeo was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on juu of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...
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