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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once wewe wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something stolen...
Police - Uh... This time is serious. Murder.
Slash - Huh?
Police - Well *hands over files*
Slash - *opens the files*
Ace - *sees photo* Oh my.
Police - The six Ponies had sleepover. Owner of dragon is Princess TwilightSparkle. The dragon was found cut open in the morning in bathroom. It's terrible. His moyo was removed and placed in Twilight bedroom. His tail is missing and his head was found in the map room.
Slash - Interesting.
Ace - Can we solve this?
Slash - Time will tell. Lead me to crime scene.

-Bathroom-

Slash - *looks around* Blood around, Tailess, Headless body with open ribcage. Blood on... A sink... And cealing... No weapon around... Hm? A bloody cloth in a corner...
Ace - wewe can say that much kwa just looking around?
Slash - Hm... Can I speak with TwilightSparkle?
Police - Yes of course.

-Interrogation Room-
Twilight - ...
Slash - Hm? wewe look rather calm.
Twilight - I... Don't know...
Slash - I didn't asked wewe any questions.
Twilight - Uh.. Um...
Slash - Calm down. I won't hurt you.......
yet..
Twilight - Hm...
Slash - Tell me everything that happens that night.
Twilight - Well... When my Marafiki came Spike was asleep and then... We were doing mare stuff at my room and then we gone sleep that's all...
Slash - Hm. All wewe say...*Slams the table* awkwardly non-detailed. Tell me... What wewe saw in middle of night.
Twilight - W-what nothing I.. Uh *looks away*
Slash - ...
Ace - We don't have time for that *looks her in the eyes*
Twilight - OK well... Then... I saw RainbowDash leaving room... She alisema she is going to the bathroom.
Ace - Oh! She is the Killer!
Slash - Wrong... Stop assuming things. Let's start talking with her next.


-1 saa later-

RD - What is it?
Slash - Toilet break. Middle of night. What wewe saw.
RD - Hm? Are wewe suspecting me?
Ace - Who wouldn't.
RD - Tch...
Slash - Just tell us everything
RD - So what I woke up I looked on all my 4 Marafiki I went to toilet and... I heard something but I didn't cared so I kept going and there I left bathroom and went back to room go my 5 Marafiki geez.
Slash - That's all..
Police - *Takes RD out of the room*
Ace - ...
Slash - wewe saw that...
Ace - Eh?
Slash - 4 Marafiki suddenly change to 5...
Ace - Oh...
Slash - We miss one...Cloth... Dragon... Huh... We have to check one zaidi thing.
Ace - And it's?
Slash - dragoni room.

-Spikes room - castle-

Slash - *scratches*
Ace - Sir... I found... Ehm... Pair of stockings perhaps.
Slash - Hmmm
Twilight - That's Rarity made stockings! She wore them when she went sleeping.
Ace - Huh!
Slash - To pinpoint that... *opens desk* hmmm?
Twilight - There should be gens here!
Ace - We all know now.
Slash - That was... Way easy...

-enterance to castle-

Rarity - Keep your hoofs away from me!
Police - *sighs*
Slash - Welcome murderer.
Rarity - Huh? What are wewe talking about.
Slash - Let me explain. Rarity as gppony, pony she is like gems. wewe see over time Ponies change. She went to his room in night and romanced him. Quiet easily she took gems and tried to hide them for morning. The one problem was choice of place. Bathroom - commonly used thing. She had a kisu with her because of gem place. One tille can be flipped up. She wanted to hide them there. Spike found her on act and she stabbed him in the head. Ponies lose their mind after murder. She cutted his head and tail off, proceeded to cutting him open and moving his organs around. But she is a clumsy kisu user... She cutted herself. Cleaned the blood in the sink, she proceeded and wiped her hands. Some blood left one her hoofs making the cloth found in toilet bloody. She went sleep. The gems are still there.
Rarity - wewe have no proof!
Slash - *grabs her cutted hoof* Hm?
Rarity - I'm seeing it could be that!
Ace - The blood on sink is yours *shows DNA report*
Rarity - No...
Police - *takes her away* You're under arrest for slaughter.
Rarity - Noooooo!

-Later-

Ace - Nice job boss.
Slash - We did it barley... *smokes*
Ace - Hm?
Slash - Check autopsy.
Ace - Huh... Death kwa choking? Unknown DNA! wewe lied!
Slash - Someone else killed him. Now it's time for real investigation.
Ace - What?
Slash - *smokes* Someone tries to kill Main six... He uses same tricks as my sis-
Ace -What?
Slash - *smacks ace head* noting idiot. Let's get going...





To Be Continued.
added by izfankirby
added by izfankirby
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful siku in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering zaidi ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: wewe really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot wewe in the arm! Why aren't wewe bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks wewe two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if wewe get it on you, wewe can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised wewe didn't wear that farming outfit wewe made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's engine for the work train
Nikki's engine for the work train
When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: hujambo Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going wewe two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan inayofuata time I see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2, 1957...
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THE inayofuata DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. wewe haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol wewe got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If wewe say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...
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My name is maple Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy kubeba is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the siku we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...
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Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.


Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big nyota and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.


Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who wewe calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot kwa a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
The adventure continues, and this part begins with screaming.
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My Little Poney
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. upinde wa mvua Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks wewe two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if wewe get it on you, wewe can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised wewe didn't wear that farming outfit wewe made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Michael
Michael
It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, upinde wa mvua Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that wewe would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until wewe get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let wewe down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, upinde wa mvua Dash met an earth gppony, pony named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
Again this takes place joining an episode..
The apple Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank apple cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
......................................................................................................

Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I upendo your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over kwa Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
---

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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot





??? - Lets begin... the War...




At The Same Time...

Ponyville


Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into mto at same time Canterlot exploded*...
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm siku in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and cupcake put cherries on the keki for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what space had in store!
My Little Future
Until wewe all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do wewe know that space is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is kusoma a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, upinde wa mvua Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her kwa thinking she was a ghost. upinde wa mvua Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are wewe dreaming about the time wewe thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope wewe don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure wewe don't get...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD