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13th May.
saa 1705
Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper
-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope
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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will songesha on for defence. But wewe won't do it. I will send wewe to Russia. I want wewe to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust wewe gents. songesha out.
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Russia.
Siberia.
13th May.
saa 1745
Hardscope - It's fucking middle of may and it's snowy here.
Ghost - Hooyah.
Blaze - I feel that my gun will freeze.
Hooffman - No chit chat. Alex are wewe on position?
Alex - I see whole base clearly. You're free to go.
Hooffman - Were moving out. *moves slowly.
Alex - Patrol two Ponies and dog keep distance.
Hooffman - On the ground!
*everyone hides in bushes*
*enemy APC drives by*
Hooffman - The fuck Alex!?
Alex - I didn't saw it. It was in the woods. Shit just songesha up.
Hooffman - Cut it.
Hardscope - *cuts the fence*
Ghost - I fucking hate snow. *goes inside*
Hooffman - Alright were in control room *throes keycard to Hardscope* on wewe *puts key Inside lock*
Hardscope - *puts keycard in*
Hooffman - *clicks button* And?
Ghost - Got it. Son of a bitch, kahaba have full middle silos. Deploying.
Blaze - Uh Oh. They get radio call.
*Alarm is triggered*
Hooffman - Come on Ghost!
Ghost - A little more... And... Done Go Go Go!
*they run away shooting on some enemies*
Alex - OK guys so... Oh fuck... Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Ghost - Alex what is it*
*There are gunshots in radio and explosion*
Ghost - Alex!
Alex - Shit I'm hit they have Tanks up here dude!
Lancer Leader - Reaper we are ready at Lz to take wewe back.
Hooffman - Were here but... Shit. Alex. Hsrdscope, Blaze on me we going for Alex Ghost keep Lancers from going!
*they ran up on mountain and take shot Alex*
Alex - This Ponies... Are too well prepared for this shit.
Hooffman - Calm down Alex.
Blaze - Shit... Tank!
Heli - *shoots down Tank*
Hardscope - What the!
Hunter 2-1 - This is Hunter 2-1 enemy taken care of have a nice trip *flies away*
Hooffman - Thanks Hunter 2-1. Oh there is heli let's go Alex.
To Be Continued.
13th May.
saa 1705
Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper
-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope
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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will songesha on for defence. But wewe won't do it. I will send wewe to Russia. I want wewe to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust wewe gents. songesha out.
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Russia.
Siberia.
13th May.
saa 1745
Hardscope - It's fucking middle of may and it's snowy here.
Ghost - Hooyah.
Blaze - I feel that my gun will freeze.
Hooffman - No chit chat. Alex are wewe on position?
Alex - I see whole base clearly. You're free to go.
Hooffman - Were moving out. *moves slowly.
Alex - Patrol two Ponies and dog keep distance.
Hooffman - On the ground!
*everyone hides in bushes*
*enemy APC drives by*
Hooffman - The fuck Alex!?
Alex - I didn't saw it. It was in the woods. Shit just songesha up.
Hooffman - Cut it.
Hardscope - *cuts the fence*
Ghost - I fucking hate snow. *goes inside*
Hooffman - Alright were in control room *throes keycard to Hardscope* on wewe *puts key Inside lock*
Hardscope - *puts keycard in*
Hooffman - *clicks button* And?
Ghost - Got it. Son of a bitch, kahaba have full middle silos. Deploying.
Blaze - Uh Oh. They get radio call.
*Alarm is triggered*
Hooffman - Come on Ghost!
Ghost - A little more... And... Done Go Go Go!
*they run away shooting on some enemies*
Alex - OK guys so... Oh fuck... Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Ghost - Alex what is it*
*There are gunshots in radio and explosion*
Ghost - Alex!
Alex - Shit I'm hit they have Tanks up here dude!
Lancer Leader - Reaper we are ready at Lz to take wewe back.
Hooffman - Were here but... Shit. Alex. Hsrdscope, Blaze on me we going for Alex Ghost keep Lancers from going!
*they ran up on mountain and take shot Alex*
Alex - This Ponies... Are too well prepared for this shit.
Hooffman - Calm down Alex.
Blaze - Shit... Tank!
Heli - *shoots down Tank*
Hardscope - What the!
Hunter 2-1 - This is Hunter 2-1 enemy taken care of have a nice trip *flies away*
Hooffman - Thanks Hunter 2-1. Oh there is heli let's go Alex.
To Be Continued.
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the swali is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what wewe want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta haijajibiwa maswali and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, gppony, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the swali is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what wewe want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta haijajibiwa maswali and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, gppony, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything wewe guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving wewe people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a shabiki favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving wewe people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a shabiki favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
