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13th May.
saa 1705
Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper
-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope
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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will songesha on for defence. But wewe won't do it. I will send wewe to Russia. I want wewe to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust wewe gents. songesha out.
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Russia.
Siberia.
13th May.
saa 1745
Hardscope - It's fucking middle of may and it's snowy here.
Ghost - Hooyah.
Blaze - I feel that my gun will freeze.
Hooffman - No chit chat. Alex are wewe on position?
Alex - I see whole base clearly. You're free to go.
Hooffman - Were moving out. *moves slowly.
Alex - Patrol two Ponies and dog keep distance.
Hooffman - On the ground!
*everyone hides in bushes*
*enemy APC drives by*
Hooffman - The fuck Alex!?
Alex - I didn't saw it. It was in the woods. Shit just songesha up.
Hooffman - Cut it.
Hardscope - *cuts the fence*
Ghost - I fucking hate snow. *goes inside*
Hooffman - Alright were in control room *throes keycard to Hardscope* on wewe *puts key Inside lock*
Hardscope - *puts keycard in*
Hooffman - *clicks button* And?
Ghost - Got it. Son of a bitch, kahaba have full middle silos. Deploying.
Blaze - Uh Oh. They get radio call.
*Alarm is triggered*
Hooffman - Come on Ghost!
Ghost - A little more... And... Done Go Go Go!
*they run away shooting on some enemies*
Alex - OK guys so... Oh fuck... Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Ghost - Alex what is it*
*There are gunshots in radio and explosion*
Ghost - Alex!
Alex - Shit I'm hit they have Tanks up here dude!
Lancer Leader - Reaper we are ready at Lz to take wewe back.
Hooffman - Were here but... Shit. Alex. Hsrdscope, Blaze on me we going for Alex Ghost keep Lancers from going!
*they ran up on mountain and take shot Alex*
Alex - This Ponies... Are too well prepared for this shit.
Hooffman - Calm down Alex.
Blaze - Shit... Tank!
Heli - *shoots down Tank*
Hardscope - What the!
Hunter 2-1 - This is Hunter 2-1 enemy taken care of have a nice trip *flies away*
Hooffman - Thanks Hunter 2-1. Oh there is heli let's go Alex.
To Be Continued.
13th May.
saa 1705
Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper
-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope
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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will songesha on for defence. But wewe won't do it. I will send wewe to Russia. I want wewe to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust wewe gents. songesha out.
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Russia.
Siberia.
13th May.
saa 1745
Hardscope - It's fucking middle of may and it's snowy here.
Ghost - Hooyah.
Blaze - I feel that my gun will freeze.
Hooffman - No chit chat. Alex are wewe on position?
Alex - I see whole base clearly. You're free to go.
Hooffman - Were moving out. *moves slowly.
Alex - Patrol two Ponies and dog keep distance.
Hooffman - On the ground!
*everyone hides in bushes*
*enemy APC drives by*
Hooffman - The fuck Alex!?
Alex - I didn't saw it. It was in the woods. Shit just songesha up.
Hooffman - Cut it.
Hardscope - *cuts the fence*
Ghost - I fucking hate snow. *goes inside*
Hooffman - Alright were in control room *throes keycard to Hardscope* on wewe *puts key Inside lock*
Hardscope - *puts keycard in*
Hooffman - *clicks button* And?
Ghost - Got it. Son of a bitch, kahaba have full middle silos. Deploying.
Blaze - Uh Oh. They get radio call.
*Alarm is triggered*
Hooffman - Come on Ghost!
Ghost - A little more... And... Done Go Go Go!
*they run away shooting on some enemies*
Alex - OK guys so... Oh fuck... Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Ghost - Alex what is it*
*There are gunshots in radio and explosion*
Ghost - Alex!
Alex - Shit I'm hit they have Tanks up here dude!
Lancer Leader - Reaper we are ready at Lz to take wewe back.
Hooffman - Were here but... Shit. Alex. Hsrdscope, Blaze on me we going for Alex Ghost keep Lancers from going!
*they ran up on mountain and take shot Alex*
Alex - This Ponies... Are too well prepared for this shit.
Hooffman - Calm down Alex.
Blaze - Shit... Tank!
Heli - *shoots down Tank*
Hardscope - What the!
Hunter 2-1 - This is Hunter 2-1 enemy taken care of have a nice trip *flies away*
Hooffman - Thanks Hunter 2-1. Oh there is heli let's go Alex.
To Be Continued.
Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a mwaka since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through gppony, pony Life 'til the inayofuata gppony, pony movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my inayopendelewa to my least favorite. So, here it is:
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would wewe guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the maoni down below! :)
1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)
And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would wewe guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the maoni down below! :)
