My Little Poney Article: Canada24's juu ten most badass actors..

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posted by Canada24

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. wewe really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him zaidi in sinema like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast..

#3: BRUCE WILLIS:
I'm not sure what became of him these days.
But we will all miss that smart ass'd, gun slinger..

#4: ARNOLD SCHWARNEGGER:
What can I say, that hasn't been alisema before..

#5: JASON STATHAM:
It's hard too say, he's like all the others in these types of TypeCasts.. But does it in his own way..

#6: SAMERAL JACKSON:
The dude can do ANYTHING..

#7: MICHAEL ROOKER:
Just something about him, I guess.
Maybe it's the voice..

#8: BRYAN CRANSTON:
Ever sense BREAKING BAD, Cranston has become a new man.. He became a bigger name.. And does zaidi badass roles..

#9: SHIA LABEOUF:
I know, I know.. He's an dick now.
But I still like the sarcastic characters he play.. And I still like that voice of his..

#10: HARRISON FORD:
Keep at it Ford, keep at it..

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triq267 First, *Samuel Second, 4/10, no Matt Damon

Canada24 Right.. Sorry, I miss spelled

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Ponies On The Rails episode 18 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.

Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking wewe back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!

Two hours later in Denver

Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne

Pete: That was a very retarded thing for wewe to do.
Gordon: I don't give...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Episode 17

Sending A Letter

December 19, 1952

Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 11: Meltdown

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 11: Meltdown

I ran off into the dark, cold night to clear my head and to decide what should I do with Ricochet. The changeling stallion clearly expressed his upendo to me, but his act sent me into a deep pit of perplexity and despair. Up to that point, I never did consider him as a possible suitor and I needed some time alone to think it over...

Yes, I see wewe have maswali again. Well, wewe better ask them, before I songesha on, because this inayofuata part will not be pretty. All right, first of all, the hive mind... that did not exist yet; this...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 4: Regnum Elementum

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – The ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 4: Regnum Elementum

As I look back to the path where I came from, I must realize, this was the longest time I've spent in one place. This was our time. The Reign of the Elements.

According to tradition, my oldest brother, Landslide should have been crowned King. But he wasn't fit to rule. And he knew that. Despite his name, he was a gentle, spiritual soul, who lived a humble life. He did not care about material wealth au power. He spent most of his time in the open fields, living like a hermit. Don't get me wrong, he wasn't a gppony, pony who you...

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Octavia Unchained part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After killing the ponies in the KKK, Octavia was finished with all her jobs.

Octavia: What does this mean?
Dexter: wewe have done a good job helping me out, and wewe have completed everything.
Octavia: What now?
Dexter: Now we help wewe get a job. And if anyone tries to take wewe as their slave, take this *gives phone number to Octavia* It's my phone number. wewe just call me, and I'll be right there.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: wewe know, there is one thing we could do together.
Octavia: What's that?
Dexter: Have a tamasha together?
Octavia: Ok.

The two ponies got a few Marafiki to jiunge their band for...

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My siku as Pinkie Pie!

posted by _Laugh_

So, as most of wewe all know, I dressed up as Pinkie Pie for a project at school. My class, dressed as their inayopendelewa character from a children TV show/book, had to hang out with the little kids for a WHOLE day. We had to act EXACTLY like our character, and believe me, being Pinkie Pie for 7 hours ain't easy.

I would sing 2 songs every hour. I ate so many keki for lunch. I couldn't even talk to my friends, it's part of the project, if you're out of character, wewe loose points. I had to talk in a squeaky voice. I had to deal with kids crying. But anyways, I wanted to share some of my favorite...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

upinde wa mvua Dash was going as fast as she could to catch up with the others

Twilight: *appears out of nowhere* Man, your moves are impressive. But they aren't good enough *swings sword toward Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *grabs part of wall*
Rainbow Dash: *about to attack*
Twilight: *blocks attack* Prepare to die *throws part of ukuta toward Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *dodges wall* Ha!! *swings sword toward Twilight*
Twilight: *dodges, and hits upinde wa mvua Dash*

Later, at the sekunde floor radio room

Radio operator: *listening to music*
Sean: *walks up*
Cadence: *sees operator*
Sean: We'll go kwa that room....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After leaving the shed, me, and Shredder spotted three trucks arriving at a cable car station kwa our position.

Nazis: *open doors* Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *get out of truck*
Sean: This way. *walks to station*
Shredder: *Follows*
Sean: *climbs ladder*
Diamond Tiara: *walks to cable car*
Silverspoon: *follows*
Nazi captain: Yes, Captain Mulloch with two prisoners.
Cable car operator: Alright. *moves cable car*

At the juu of the station Diamond Tiara was at, I was waiting for the cable car to go.

Sean: *gets on roof of cable car*
Shredder: *gets on*
Sean: *kneels*
Shredder: *sits*

Inside the...

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The last solstice - Chapter 27: Time

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 27: Time

A few hours later, Nocturnal Mirage was lying on his back beside the Princess, observing the twinkling stars on the cobalt sky from her balcony. The night was cold, their breaths were visible, but Celestia's body was radiating with an unusual, strong warmness, heating up the air in a small radius, like the flames of an intimate campfire.

“You know, every time I look at those beautiful stars, I wonder what's up there...” Mirage broke the quietness after some time.

“Indeed.” Celestia replied softly. “Everypony who took the time to gaze at Luna's work...

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Silver Tune's Story 5

posted by _MockingJay_

Everypony stared at Silver Tune as she walked up the stairs. Silver Tune was very mad and sad at the same time. She saw a stallion approach to her. The stallion had a rope.

Stallion: hujambo loser.
ST: *rolls eyes* Please, leave me alone.
Stallion: Here. *hands rope to ST*
ST: What's this for?
Stallion: For wewe to go hang yourself, duh. *laughs*
ST: *frowns* wewe don't know what I've been through.
Stallion: *shouts* DRRAAMMAA!!!
ST: *looks down*
Ponies: *laugh*

Silver Tune grabbed her vitabu from her locker and went straight to Science class. She sat in the back of the class alone. Everypony stared at...

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The Seven Up's part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water

Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: wewe two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, wewe did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in...

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Ponyville Military Ch. 3

posted by Dragon4322

"Well of coarse they do"

Our helicopter arrived at a good spot so we set up camp and then later went to sleep. Except for me and Chrysalis because the both of us didn't really like to sleep. So instead we whispered maoni back and forth about opinions, wondering how our mashabiki are back home. I asked my friend ,"Do wewe think the mashabiki miss us?" she looked at me with surprise and alisema ,"Well of coarse they do" and so i smiled at her comment. ,"Hey Chrysalis?.." I asked silently. My friend replied ,"Yes?" I asked her ,"What is it like to be a changeling?"Chrysalis responded kwa saying ,"Well being a changeling is no different from being a regular gppony, pony except our legs have holes in them and our wings are a little different also". I was interested in my best friend's perspective thinking that they aren't much different.

"Well being a changeling is no different

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 6 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" Hour

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the siku off. So we got wewe another...

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The last solstice - Chapter 24: Trust

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 24: Trust

That’s it! wewe have to do this! Nocturnal Mirage thought to himself.

Three days have passed since the unfortunate stargazing and during that time, Celestia remained unreachable. The royal blue stallion spent countless hours at her door, trying to get in touch with her again, and despite his reassuring and convincing words, nothing seemed to work. Remorse overwhelmed his soul like an icy flood and fear started to build up in his mind as he kept thinking about the consequences of his failure. He tried his best to correct the mistake he made, but to no avail....

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Trip to Cantorlot part 3: first time in Cantorlot ruined

posted by pookafusmcgee

hujambo ppl! My last part was uh... Well I didt write it has well. So if this one is the same way just tell me becuae I'm trying to be the best writer I can! Thx for all the support and seanthehedgehog I'm sorry bout Bartholomew!!! I feel so bad :...(

"Oh hello princess!" Red rose alisema has she hastily put down her head so the princess could not see her face turning red. Coffee cream put down her head and rolled her eyes "I told you, wewe can't say those things in puplic anymore!"

Rose lifted her head and have an awkward smile "uh, what I alisema back their i didt really mean it. I Just uh was, well you...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 5 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for wewe to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want wewe to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
Rainbow Dash: What are wewe doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!!...

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Chapter 12

posted by Canada24

The five mares finally approached where poor Twilight was being held.

but when they reached the door, it was trap, and they down a hole, and landed in the very cage area, we're Ganger, and possibly others, we're 'turned'.

"Well well, nice of wewe to 'drop' in" Chrysalis mocked.

Rainbow and AppleJack both growled at her, like angry mbwa almost.

"Haha, good seeing wewe two ladies" Chrysalis mocked.

"Let us outta of her!" upinde wa mvua ordered.

"Haha. Ditto's right, wewe ponies are cute when angry. But it's not gonna save you" Chrysalis replied.

"Some one say my name?" Ditto asked, coming into view.

"Oh Ditto....

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upinde wa mvua Dash Presents: A Crossover part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Back at Sweet apple Acres

RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: *wakes up* hujambo Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet apple Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: upinde wa mvua Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get wewe free *unties upinde wa mvua Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: *pushes...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 4

posted by applejackrocks1

It started to rain..

Nikki: UGH! I hate them!!!!

A mare approached in front of Nikki...

???: Hi!
Nikki: Uhh..Hi?
???: wewe hate Diamond Dancer too, huh?
Nikki: wewe know her?
???: And hate her. I work for her.
Nikki: Really? What your name?
???: I'm Sugar Sprinkles. Nice to meet you.
Nikki: What do wewe do for her?
Sugar: I'm her maid.
Nikki: I feel so bad for you.
Sugar: *giggles* What are wewe doing out here? It's raining.
Nikki: The train broke down and stuff.
Sugar: Hmm..Well, would wewe like to stay with me?
Nikki: *smiles* Really?
Sugar: Of course!
Nikki: Thank wewe so much!
Sugar: No problem. Follow me.

A few...