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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little gppony, pony is owned kwa Hasbro and created kwa Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that wewe enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect wanyama that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake alisema "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord alisema "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need wewe to have 50 of your nicest cakes made kwa tomorrow."

Mr. Cake alisema "Are wewe serious?"

Discord alisema "Yes."

Mr. Cake passed out.

Discord alisema "Is he okay?'

Mrs. Cake alisema "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready kwa tomorrow. Are wewe sure wewe have enough money?"

Discord alisema "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."

Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich alisema "Excuse me."

Discord alisema "Can I help you?"

Filthy Rich alisema "Indeed wewe can. I need your help."

Discord alisema "Doesn't everybody?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."

Discord alisema "Well what do wewe want me to do about it?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I want wewe to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the wanyama into savages au something."

Discord alisema "Why should I help you?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I'll share the spa profits with you."

Discord alisema "But this event is important for Fluttersy."

Filthy Rich alisema "Come on Mr. De Lancie."

Discord alisema "My name's Discord."

Filthy Rich alisema "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."

Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got nyumbani he sat around thinking about what he should do. He alisema "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."

The inayofuata siku Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Thanks for getting the cakes."

Discord alisema "Whatever."

Discord use his power to turn the wanyama into savage antagonists. Discord alisema "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever wewe want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."

The wanyama attacked the ponies.

Rarity alisema "Savages."

The mayor alisema "We can't give the building to these animals."

Filthy Rich alisema "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."

Twilight alisema "I can't believe wewe did this wewe trader."

Discord alisema "Oh be quiet wewe friendship fool."

Fluttershy alisema "What have wewe done?"

Discord alisema "Don't worry."

Fluttershy alisema "If wewe don't turn the wanyama back to normal I'll never be your friend."

Discord got sad and alisema "Really? Oh come on."

Filthy Rich alisema "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."

Discord alisema "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the wanyama back to normal. Discord used his power to make Angel Bunny attack Filthy Rich.

Filthy Rich alisema "If wewe get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."

Discord used his power to turn Angel back to normal.

Pinkie Pie alisema "The cakes taste like rocks."

Mr. Cake alisema "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.

Discord alisema "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He alisema "I'm sorry about everything."

Twilight alisema "I hope that wewe learned something."

Discord alisema "I have learned something: Fluttershy is zaidi important than hot tub time machines."

Twilight alisema "Well that's a unique thing to learn."

The inayofuata siku Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake alisema "How can I help you?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I want to use this place for a spa."

Mr. Cake passed out.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
mchele
Rice
Why don't we go check on mchele Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
Rice & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let wewe go, after we get our money.

The inayofuata morning,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can wewe check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are wewe Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised wewe have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? onyesha yourself!...
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The last solstice

Chapter 21: Breakthrough – Part 2.


While Celestia poured the strong black chai into the cups, Nocturnal Mirage thought he’s going to be straightforward and tell the Princess everything he had learned from Luna. Then he realized it would be a foolish idea to “bust the door open” like that. The stallion instinctively knew his odd relationship with the sun goddess has moved to a different level, but it was still very unstable, such as Celestia herself. The situation was new to both of them and Mirage had to songesha very carefully, in order to carry out the mission Luna entrusted...
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The last we spotted our heroes, they attended an announcement in the royal courtyard in Canterlot held kwa Princess Celestia. The Princess, under the tight hold of the treacherous King Cobra, handed over her kingdom to the huge serpent. Of course the many residents of Canterlot, who both upendo and respect Celestia, followed orders without question. The five souls brave enough to ignore her, Mirage (earth pony), Opal(Unicorn), Monsoon(Pegasus), Snowflake(Pegasus), and Daystar(Pegasus), fled back to Ponyville, where we jiunge them now.

Opal: (Panting) Mirage, how are wewe not tired!?

Mirage: Dude, I'm...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small gppony, pony named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria mwaka 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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Grudge

Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown vazi which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do wewe see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. zaidi serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a gppony, pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
On Battlefield (ok zaidi on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* cherry and Tulip... congratulations wewe have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What wewe gonna do
FireDash...
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posted by mariofan14
*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great siku in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. kwa day, they would be filled with energy. kwa night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...
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I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: wewe shall work with upinde wa mvua Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want wewe two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with wewe all the way.

So the two of us went toward a duka that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, wewe steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...
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 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane gppony, pony in the sekunde story to take out his heavy machine gun and open moto at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to songesha the turret and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action bunduki and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun kwa a few feet. 
 upinde wa mvua Dash in corner
Rainbow Dash in corner
"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" upinde wa mvua Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the machungwa, chungwa filly says to her sister. "And! .....if wewe get out of kitanda I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus alisema with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her upinde wa mvua sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...
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 Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the awali H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so upinde wa mvua Dash appeared,...
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Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes upinde wa mvua dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't wewe just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after kusoma creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

***
I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a chokoleti rain cloud, squeezed it, and chokoleti maziwa came into the glass. As he threw the wingu to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. wewe need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord au else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
posted by btflash
Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a orodha of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I upendo music. It's my absolute inayopendelewa part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this orodha rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical muziki rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any gppony, pony that would attempt...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", alisema Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed kwa the ngome and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", alisema Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every gppony, pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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upinde wa mvua Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are wewe lovely pegasus?" upinde wa mvua Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" upinde wa mvua scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. upinde wa mvua looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time upinde wa mvua Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So wewe recongize me kwa my colours eh?" upinde wa mvua nodded. Then she...
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