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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little gppony, pony is owned kwa Hasbro and created kwa Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that wewe enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect wanyama that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake alisema "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord alisema "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need wewe to have 50 of your nicest cakes made kwa tomorrow."

Mr. Cake alisema "Are wewe serious?"

Discord alisema "Yes."

Mr. Cake passed out.

Discord alisema "Is he okay?'

Mrs. Cake alisema "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready kwa tomorrow. Are wewe sure wewe have enough money?"

Discord alisema "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."

Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich alisema "Excuse me."

Discord alisema "Can I help you?"

Filthy Rich alisema "Indeed wewe can. I need your help."

Discord alisema "Doesn't everybody?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."

Discord alisema "Well what do wewe want me to do about it?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I want wewe to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the wanyama into savages au something."

Discord alisema "Why should I help you?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I'll share the spa profits with you."

Discord alisema "But this event is important for Fluttersy."

Filthy Rich alisema "Come on Mr. De Lancie."

Discord alisema "My name's Discord."

Filthy Rich alisema "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."

Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got nyumbani he sat around thinking about what he should do. He alisema "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."

The inayofuata siku Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.

Twilight Sparkle alisema "Thanks for getting the cakes."

Discord alisema "Whatever."

Discord use his power to turn the wanyama into savage antagonists. Discord alisema "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever wewe want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."

The wanyama attacked the ponies.

Rarity alisema "Savages."

The mayor alisema "We can't give the building to these animals."

Filthy Rich alisema "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."

Twilight alisema "I can't believe wewe did this wewe trader."

Discord alisema "Oh be quiet wewe friendship fool."

Fluttershy alisema "What have wewe done?"

Discord alisema "Don't worry."

Fluttershy alisema "If wewe don't turn the wanyama back to normal I'll never be your friend."

Discord got sad and alisema "Really? Oh come on."

Filthy Rich alisema "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."

Discord alisema "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the wanyama back to normal. Discord used his power to make Angel Bunny attack Filthy Rich.

Filthy Rich alisema "If wewe get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."

Discord used his power to turn Angel back to normal.

Pinkie Pie alisema "The cakes taste like rocks."

Mr. Cake alisema "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.

Discord alisema "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He alisema "I'm sorry about everything."

Twilight alisema "I hope that wewe learned something."

Discord alisema "I have learned something: Fluttershy is zaidi important than hot tub time machines."

Twilight alisema "Well that's a unique thing to learn."

The inayofuata siku Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake alisema "How can I help you?"

Filthy Rich alisema "I want to use this place for a spa."

Mr. Cake passed out.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, wewe ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...
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added by triq267
Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need wewe to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need wewe to go back to the base wewe used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear kombora, yamuua into Canterlot. wewe HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.


- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

-----

Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...
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Source: DeviantArt, Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several zaidi ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a gppony, pony in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

---
Queen - Welcome to the Heroes tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - hujambo I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if wewe hit it book he is down and wewe win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...
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At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform wewe that Eggman keeps attacking more, and zaidi of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have zaidi bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...
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Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that upendo cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal mitaani, mtaa racers, au cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when wewe go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if wewe take a look at the map, wewe will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are moto departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, maarufu for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: wewe upendo it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope wewe don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, inayofuata to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...
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posted by Canada24
AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. inayofuata your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do wewe three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia gppony, pony 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next siku

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...
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Master Sword: There wewe are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together kwa love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, upendo would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's tafuta for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes wewe realize that everybody is...
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Source: Themrock @ DeviantART
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me wewe have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart