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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? wewe just decided to skip our chajio, chakula cha jioni without telling me? Are wewe aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for wewe at a meza, jedwali with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want wewe to make Marafiki with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! wewe still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if wewe want to give me a sekunde chance au not. Starlight had to choose between wewe and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.

Starlight Glimmer (hurt): wewe win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?

Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?

Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]

Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)

Twilight (angrily): Well, wewe won. I hope you're happy!

Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.

Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..

Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.


Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo

Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-

Saten (angrily): No wewe shut up, bitch!

Twilight: Excuse me!?

Saten: I TOLD wewe NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!

Twilight: It wasn't my fault.

Saten: YES IT WAS! I told wewe to leave them alone! But wewe were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!

Twilight: … I'll make it right.

Saten: wewe BETTER! (starts flying off)

Twilight: Where are wewe going?

Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).





FLASHBACK:

Kid Saten steals a bia out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. zaidi out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.

Saten's dad: HEY!

Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-

Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.

Saten: But dad, I don't want t-

Saten's dad: FINISH IT!

Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.

Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!

Saten: A -Are wewe punishing me for stealing?

Saten's dad: I'm punishing wewe for being alive! wewe and your mother are pathetic!

Saten (timedly): I know dad.

Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.

Saten (timedly): I know dad.

Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.

Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).






CURRENT DAY:

Bartender: Sir.. SIR!

Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?

Bartender: I said, what would wewe like?

Saten: I... wewe know what.. I'll just have a water.

Bartender: If wewe insist (gives him a water).

Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).

Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.

Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.

Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted wewe to know I'm trying.

Saten: Well.. Good.. zaidi than my dad ever did.

Twilight: What?

Saten: Nothing, forget I alisema anything.. Better hurry off.

Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
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Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie inayofuata to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and makala about why upinde wa mvua dash is my inayopendelewa gppony, pony so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my inayopendelewa is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the colors of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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I thought about this a lot and decided to write an makala about it. If you've noticed, most ponies have cute markings that explain their name. For example, when Lyra was born, they named her Lyra, and this name defines the future sweet mark. Because when Lyra got a little older, playing the lyre became her special talent. So how does this happen? Do their parents see the future? Not just Lyra's parents, but others as well. Let's start with Minuette, for example. Minuette means dakika in Italian and the sweet sign of Minuette is an hourglass. How did Minuette's parents name her for her future...
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Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:



Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, wewe may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...
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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. kwa stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money wewe owe me.

Master Sword: I owe wewe money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back...
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This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main mitaani, mtaa was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours au more, Because krisimasi needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest wanyama gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The...
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That's right all wewe Flash Sentry haters. Flash is not a loser. Ask this PMV based on the song the SpongeBob SquarePants Musical: I'm Not A Loser kwa Squidward Tentacles (Gavin Lee). No haters allowed.
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apple Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know wewe two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....
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