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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? wewe just decided to skip our chajio, chakula cha jioni without telling me? Are wewe aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for wewe at a meza, jedwali with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want wewe to make Marafiki with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! wewe still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if wewe want to give me a sekunde chance au not. Starlight had to choose between wewe and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.

Starlight Glimmer (hurt): wewe win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?

Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?

Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]

Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)

Twilight (angrily): Well, wewe won. I hope you're happy!

Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.

Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..

Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.


Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo

Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-

Saten (angrily): No wewe shut up, bitch!

Twilight: Excuse me!?

Saten: I TOLD wewe NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!

Twilight: It wasn't my fault.

Saten: YES IT WAS! I told wewe to leave them alone! But wewe were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!

Twilight: … I'll make it right.

Saten: wewe BETTER! (starts flying off)

Twilight: Where are wewe going?

Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).





FLASHBACK:

Kid Saten steals a bia out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. zaidi out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.

Saten's dad: HEY!

Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-

Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.

Saten: But dad, I don't want t-

Saten's dad: FINISH IT!

Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.

Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!

Saten: A -Are wewe punishing me for stealing?

Saten's dad: I'm punishing wewe for being alive! wewe and your mother are pathetic!

Saten (timedly): I know dad.

Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.

Saten (timedly): I know dad.

Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.

Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).






CURRENT DAY:

Bartender: Sir.. SIR!

Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?

Bartender: I said, what would wewe like?

Saten: I... wewe know what.. I'll just have a water.

Bartender: If wewe insist (gives him a water).

Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).

Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.

Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.

Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted wewe to know I'm trying.

Saten: Well.. Good.. zaidi than my dad ever did.

Twilight: What?

Saten: Nothing, forget I alisema anything.. Better hurry off.

Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? wewe called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: wewe could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: wewe came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case wewe were wondering.
Amanda: Did wewe take our advice...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. wewe realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find upendo in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS upendo me.
Ditto: wewe got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. au hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck wewe too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't wewe the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings wewe here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then wewe might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do wewe want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest nyota Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write zaidi bila mpangilio things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten uandishi classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy machungwa, chungwa mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The machungwa, chungwa mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing kwa a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, wewe have parked too close to a moto hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the moto hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says wewe have to park ten hooves, or...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would wewe like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that wewe threatened to beat her up if wewe saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have wewe seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't wewe have some drinks with me? You'll upendo it.
Bob: How many did wewe have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would wewe like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would wewe want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that wewe call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are wewe so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This siku is going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This siku was going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Marafiki to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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added by shadowknuxgirl
Source: Me and MLP :D
added by kitmolly123
Source: spirtto on deviantArt