The woodland critters continue decorating their mti and also the manger Trixie made them.
Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.
Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. wewe came just in time!
Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-
Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing wewe anymore favors and I'm not letting wewe give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!
Beavery: To stop us?
Trixie: wewe heard him.
Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if wewe and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.
Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A ukuta of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The ukuta gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]
[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]
Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!
Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!
Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but wewe see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.
Skunky: And wewe got rid of her.
Critters: Yay!
Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.
Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.
Raccoony: Let's eat her flesh!
Critters: Yaaay!
Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?
Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!
Fluttershy: What are wewe guys doing?
Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.
Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!
Fluttershy: Saten!
Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!
Fluttershy: Well don't worry, I know only the one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches behind her and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the juu half of Beavery's head is gone.]
Trixie: holly SHIT!
Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two zaidi shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]
Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!
Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a ukuta of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.
Saten: Nice one.
Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.
Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off kwa her gun, and he goes down.]
Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.
Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. wewe came just in time!
Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-
Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing wewe anymore favors and I'm not letting wewe give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!
Beavery: To stop us?
Trixie: wewe heard him.
Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if wewe and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.
Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A ukuta of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The ukuta gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]
[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]
Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!
Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!
Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but wewe see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.
Skunky: And wewe got rid of her.
Critters: Yay!
Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.
Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.
Raccoony: Let's eat her flesh!
Critters: Yaaay!
Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?
Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!
Fluttershy: What are wewe guys doing?
Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.
Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!
Fluttershy: Saten!
Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!
Fluttershy: Well don't worry, I know only the one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches behind her and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the juu half of Beavery's head is gone.]
Trixie: holly SHIT!
Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two zaidi shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]
Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!
Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a ukuta of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.
Saten: Nice one.
Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.
Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off kwa her gun, and he goes down.]
Hi im cherrybrook and im a few months old. This story will be based on my fillyhood ☺. Its a thursday night april 6 and thats the siku I was born. Four years after that I was already in school. Lots of time I got straight A's, but today I got in big trouble.
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She alisema with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her Marafiki and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She alisema with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her Marafiki and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊