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The woodland critters continue decorating their mti and also the manger Trixie made them.

Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.

Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. wewe came just in time!

Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-

Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing wewe anymore favors and I'm not letting wewe give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!

Beavery: To stop us?

Trixie: wewe heard him.

Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if wewe and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.

Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A ukuta of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The ukuta gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]

[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]

Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!

Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!

Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but wewe see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.

Skunky: And wewe got rid of her.

Critters: Yay!


Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.

Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.

Raccoony: Let's eat her flesh!

Critters: Yaaay!

Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?

Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!

Fluttershy: What are wewe guys doing?

Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.

Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!

Fluttershy: Saten!

Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!

Fluttershy: Well don't worry, I know only the one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches behind her and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the juu half of Beavery's head is gone.]

Trixie: holly SHIT!

Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two zaidi shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]

Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!

Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a ukuta of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.

Saten: Nice one.

Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.

Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off kwa her gun, and he goes down.]
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posted by KendiKens
Glitter:Grandpa,can wewe tell me your stories?
Captain Moon Glade:Well,my little one,I will tell wewe my real life story.......
Sailor nr.1:Captain,a ship is coming near us.It's full of weapons!
Captain:Shoot them!
Sailor:But....
Captain:Shoot!
Sailor:Okay!Everypony,get your weapons.This is going to be a hard fight.
Captain:*gets weapon*Today,we may die,but we will die with glory.Now,who is with me?
All:We are.
Captain:I don't hear you!
All:We are!*claps*
Captain:Lets go!!
Then,the war started.My little one,I was saved kwa a brave sailor.He was my best friend.
Glitter:But,what happened to him?
Moon Glade:Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no!He...
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Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did wewe hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of swali is that?

Saten:...
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added by wae2131
Source: witness files
posted by Canada24
Since the stories were so popular.. I'm trying to make sequel to THE STORY OF DITTO:

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Ganger looked up as he was laying down, but the room was pitch black and all he sawglowing the figures, glowing eyes.

"Who are you!?" Ganger asked.

"It dosen't matter who I am. What matters is that nobody can find you, my friend" the voice said, evily.

"WHEN I GET OF THIS YOUR GOI-

"Afraid your not going anywhere darling" alisema a newer voice, female this time, and the shadowy figure seemed the size of Celestia, maybe even bigger. And like the other figure,...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
punda punda Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring upinde wa mvua Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit kwa Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking mbele to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in kitanda together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa:...
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