My Little Poney makala | Original makala on fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Canterlot, Neigh Jersey. JJ drove his Flam Focus to a duka that was jointly owned kwa him, and his best friend, Victor. He quickly ran out of his car, and into the shop.

JJ: hujambo boss, sorry I'm late. My hamster was about to die, and I had to try, and give him some zaidi food.
Victor: Your hamster?
JJ: Yeah, I showed him to wewe last week, remember?
Victor: Yeah, yeah, get that transmission fixed on the Jetta, and then let's get going. We gotta test out a new car for the Cannonball.
JJ: Cannonball...As in...the Cannonball Run?!
Victor: The one and only. We're gonna need a fast car if we're gonna reach...

The Racer 2 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

It's been ten years since we've seen Sergi, and Apyr. The two stallions are still doing well, succeeding in every race they attend. But they still seem to end up getting in trouble with the law.

Sergi's new Lotus

It's a beautiful afternoon somewhere in Arizona, with nothing but desert for miles. On one of the vacant highways however, our protagonists are driving very fast in their new car.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A My Little gppony, pony shabiki fiction

Sergi: *Stops at a speed sign* Hurry before...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What wewe think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot ngome is controlled kwa GlobeX and they...

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My Little gppony, gppony, pony Friendship is Magic Song Lyrics

posted by Tawnyjay

I just wanted to write down the lyrics to all the songs in MLP: FiM, so here they are!

Theme Song

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until wewe all shared its magic with me!
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony
Did wewe know, wewe are my very best friends

Season 1~

Giggle at the Ghostie

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my mto from what I...

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keki kwa Sergent Sprinkles Vol. 1

posted by obssesedTDIgirl

WARNING: IF wewe HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the gppony, pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except upinde wa mvua Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the mti tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

Trevor Phillipd in Ponyville... (Rated M)

posted by Canada24

I did a crossover of Saten Twist and his crew in GTA.. And than decided to do a sequel, where crazy man, Trevor, follows them back to Ponyville.. And how this is JUST as bad as wewe would think..

This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..

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Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.

Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.

"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Trevor cried.

"WHAT MONEY!?" Saten cried.

"You owe...

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Beginnings, the Birth of Princess Eris Luna Daughter of Discord and Celestia

posted by Moon-Dust12

"Luna, I don't feel good, at all I need to go to our room." Celestia gasped. "Tia I'm coming with you" Luna replied. Luna helped Celestia up to their room. Celestia felt something stir inside her. "Help me into my bed!" Celestia shouted.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna alisema with tears. "How could wewe have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not wewe au Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.

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R34 WARRING

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Hello fellows

How can wewe see we have FUCKIN PORN ATTACK on our butyfull place... WE NEED TO DO SOMETHINK WITH IT!!! WE HAVE 2 ATTACERS ON OUR FANCLUB - GUMBALISBESTCHARACTER & LOVEPONY
WEE NEED DO SOMETHINK WITH THEME
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE ripoti THEME THeY PICTURES AND EVERYTHINK THEY GONNA POST THERE WE NEED TO FIGHT WITH THIS!!! THERE 10, 13, 15 YEARS OLD KIDS! (15 is not kid but whateeeeeveeeeer!)
DO wewe WITH ME!!!!!!
NOW DO THIS MY Marafiki ripoti THEME!!!!

EQUESTRIA FO PEACE!

~Dan

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upinde wa mvua Factory Spoof.. Chapter 3/Orion's fate

posted by Canada24

The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the juu of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely....

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Pinkieshy (A My Little gppony, gppony, pony Fanfiction) Part 1/3

posted by 90sfan

"La dee la dee da!" Pinkie Pie sang as she bounced her happy way through Ponyville one morning.She was so happy to find out what she had in store to do today.She imagined the fun she was going to have with everything she had planned.But,wait a minute,she thought.I DON'T have anything planned today!Pinkie Pie stopped bouncing.To her,this was nothing to be happy about.
Oh!This is terrible!she thought to herself.How could I not have anything planned to do today?I didn't plan a playdate,a party,or anything!Pinkie Pie started to panic when suddenly she looked over and saw Fluttershy in the distance,helping...

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Putting Your Hoof Down- Review

posted by StarWarsFan7

Today, I'll be reviewing the nineteenth episode of season two in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

In my opinion, I didn't like Putting Your Hoof Down at all. I know Fluttershy was just being assertive but she took assertiveness to a whole new level. And that's not good. Everypony was treating her like an invisible au baby pony. They thought Fluttershy was a gppony, pony that they could trick easily. I'm glad she stood up to most of them but like Pinkie Pie and Rarity, some didn't deserve it.

I know I'm being a bit harsh but Putting Your Hoof is the worst episode that My Little gppony, pony au Hasbro has come up with, to me.

I expected zaidi in a Fluttershy episode especially because she is my third inayopendelewa gppony, pony out of the Mane Six. I felt like they spoiled this episode kwa making Flutterbitch return again.

In other words, terrible episode, not a very good plot but the humor was perfect.

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I upendo Everything

posted by StarWarsFan7

"Now, can anyone tell me how a Sonic Rainboom is made? Anyone? Fluttershy. Would wewe like to try?"

I snapped back to reality after my beautiful daydream. Looking around, everypony was staring right at me. I hid behind my pink mane and squeaked.

"C-Could y-you r-repeat th-the q-question, M-Mr. S-Skyhigh?" I mumbled, my voice barely audible than usual.

"How is a Sonic Rainboom made?"

I paused for a moment. I was about to answer his swali until I heard a, "Ooh! Me! Me!"

A few desks behind me was upinde wa mvua Dash, the most maarufu filly in Junior Speedster Flight Camp. She was waving her hoof around...

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Elements of Harmony

posted by StarWarsFan7

Applejack

Applejack possesses the element of honesty. As applejack tries to save Twilight Sparkle from hanging over the edge from a long drop, she tells her to let go, much to Twilight's surprise. applejack says that if Twilight will trust her and let go, she will be safe. Twilight does so, and mid-fall, she is caught kwa upinde wa mvua Dash and Fluttershy. Her spirit was symbolized kwa her dhahabu mkufu with a citrine shaped like her cutie mark.

Honesty

Fluttershy

Fluttershy's element is kindness. When the group encounters an angry manticore, they decide to fight it in order to get past it, but Fluttershy...

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Another Saten Twist Adventures story.. This one a GTA Crossover, with my OCs

posted by Canada24

This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit zaidi unlikable than usual, but it can still work.

In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened kwa the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if wewe are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out...

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SaTEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Season 4: EPISODE 1 PART 5

posted by Canada24

Later, Trixie puts on her onyesha as planned, but her delivery is flat and unenthusiastic as a result of her falling out with Starlight; regardless, she intends to go through with the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive. On a nearby hill, Twilight and Saten (who's serprisingly serious this episode) approach the heartbroken Starlight and Twilight apologizes for trying to pick and choose her Marafiki for her.

Saten: What about me?

Twilight: You?.. Oh right.. Sorry for not listening to you.

Starlight: But... what if Trixie really was using me just to one-up you?

Saten: People change. Look at my mom.

Twilight:...

Palmer Reed - I'll Be Around (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
And how the moon can songesha the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything wewe need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times gets harder,
we can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And wewe don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything wewe want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's zaidi like...

My Little Pony: Zombies Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 14 is beginning, and the ponies are following upinde wa mvua Dash as she goes to buy nyumbu, mule Kick

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots six zombies as she gets to the nyumbu, mule kick, and buys one. She drinks it, and kills a zombie kwa hitting it with the empty bottle* Now I can have three guns!
Applejack: *Shoots seven zombies with her ray Gun* This fucking gun is amazing! *Shoots six more* This fucking gun is amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Is that why wewe alisema it twice?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies with her RPK* The life has been drained from that one.
Twilight: Good shooting doctor. *Confused* (Why am I carring...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to Heroes that was chosen kwa higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those brave 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired kwa many. As a selector I...

New Challenges,New Ponies and familiar faces!

posted by Caes2454335

After years and years of beating kwa the Elements of Harmony,
they've now gathering together with lots of strentghs and numbers.
Led kwa the Evil Entity and Professor Pericles, going at their quest of making sure to take over Equestria.

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A Twist of Fates - Chapter 2: The White Snow

posted by btflash

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The Staff was ready.

After the Implementation of many enchantments, including "magic amplification," the time had come for Starlight Glimmer to test her new magical item: the Destiny Removal Staff. The name needed a bit of work, and was definitely a mouth full, but that was a work in progress. Of course, the staff was nothing zaidi than a simple piece of wood, and would continue to be nothing zaidi extraordinary than that. However, the staff now acted as a conduit for her spells (along with a few illusion spells). She could, in theory, make any of her spells...