Bob Newhart
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)
To be continued.......................
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Derpy: hujambo cousin.. I got the money.
Saten: Really, ho-.. wewe robbed another store didn't you?
Derpy: ... Maybe.
Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, wewe can't go around robbin-
Derpy: Maybe wewe can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?
Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.
Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. wewe were pathetic.. I made wewe tougher.
Saten: Yes.. But wewe ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.
Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).
Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.
Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of wewe earlier.
Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.
Derpy: wewe know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.
Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes wewe say that?
Saten: Really, ho-.. wewe robbed another store didn't you?
Derpy: ... Maybe.
Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, wewe can't go around robbin-
Derpy: Maybe wewe can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?
Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.
Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. wewe were pathetic.. I made wewe tougher.
Saten: Yes.. But wewe ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.
Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).
Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.
Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of wewe earlier.
Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.
Derpy: wewe know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.
Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes wewe say that?
Pegasus maple Syrup tumbled out of bed, only to see her daughter Gummy kubeba waiting for her. "C'mon, Mom, wake up!" Gummy said. maple got up and stretched, and walked down the stars followed kwa Gummy. maple lived a normal, tired, life and loved Gummy, but was very bored of having the same schedule every day: get woken up kwa Gummy, talk to her husband, Buttered Pancake, go to work, come home, cook supper, put Gummy to bed, and then go to kitanda herself. Buttered wakes up, goes to work, comes home, and then goes to bed. Gummy wakes up, goes to school, comes home, and then gets put to kitanda kwa Maple. But. even though she didn't know it, maple was going to have a very different siku today.
Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.
Jimmy: Will wewe stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.
Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding...
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Jimmy: Will wewe stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.
Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.
Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding...
The Crystal Empire
This issue makes Fluttershy cry!
