One Direction Article: 1D versus Jimmy Carr

posted by xMrsNiallHoranx

JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before chajio, chakula cha jioni at the GQ Awards last night.

He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' meza, jedwali for wewe tonight?

"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? samaki fingers and chips?"

Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.

He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are wewe working as a nurse during the day? wewe look like you've escaped from a mental institution."

But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death kwa monkeys in Toy Story 3.

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Up all night Part 43

posted by MadisonFontenot

Zayn POV:

"So it's been over six-teen years since these picha came out," I was at The View for an interview. The lady showed a picture of my younger self and the cuts on my wrist, "How much has your life changed?" She asked.
"Well, almost four years after those picha I cut again, and Hannah caught me. She told me if I didn't stop, she would leave me. I couldn't be a part from her, so I decided, it's time to change. I went to rehab for a few months and came out clean and recharged. About three months later me and Hannah got engaged, then married, then we had two beautiful girls, Harley and...

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What Makes Him Beautiful -Part 31-

posted by ZoeyMalik28

(A/N I changed who Hanna is. She's no longer Olivia Holt..she's Lou Teasdale...wooohoo!)

I awoke in Zayn's arms. My mind was completely blank of what had happened last night. I didn't know what happened at all. But I know it was nothing too bad. Zayn's eyes were starting to open. I spun around,facing him.

"VAS HAPPENIN?!" Zayn chuckled as I jumped

I stared into his brown eyes,"What happened last night? I am so damn tired" I yawned quietly,stretching my arms

"Uhh..you don't remember?" Zayn raised an eyebrow at me

I shook my head,tugging at the curls that I had done yesterday morning. When I curl...

all about Zayn malik ! <3

posted by aya3

Fullname : Zayn Jaweed Malik
Nickname : Zayn Malik
Born Place : West Lane Baildon, Bradford, England
Born tarehe : January 12, 1993
Hobby : Singing
Religious View : Muslim
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Zayn Malik Height

5' 9" (1.75 m)
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Zayn Malik Age

19 Years Old

Zayn Malik Muslim
Zayn Malik is British Pakistani Muslim

Zayn Malik is a Muslim British Pakistani and he 100% proud of his religion view. His father is a Pakistani muslim and most of his family members is muslim. He ever tweeted ""La ila ha ill allaho muhammed door rasoolalah" which means he believes in Allah and Muhammad.

In Ramadhan of 2011, he was participated in fasting...

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Up all night Part 40

posted by MadisonFontenot

Dawson POV:

"So X times Y equals 36?" Anna asked me.
"Why would wewe ask me?" She put down her pencil.
"I don't know," she whispered.
"No talking!" Mr. Richardson said, our math teacher. He is a forty years old loser, who reads the newspaper every morning.

"This makes no since!" Anna whined.
"I know, last night, for our homework, I asked my dad what to and do he started laughing." She smiled.
"Whose talking?" Mr Richardson asked.
"Who isn't?" Johnny Humberge stated making everybody laugh.
"Just do your work! It will be turned in tomorrow for a grade!" He yelled scooting his old beat up brown...

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Up all night chapter 38

posted by MadisonFontenot

14 years later....

Anna POV:

"Daddy!" I ran away screaming as he chased me with whip cream. I grabbed the chokoleti syrup, "Don't make me!" I pointed it towards him.
"Alright I give.." He put the whip cream on the counter.
"Good.." I put the syrup back up, but when I turned around my dad sprayed me with the whip cream. "Okay.. now give me hug.." He backed up.
"No.."
"Come one.." I chased him and jumped on his back.
"Alright alright!" I got off his back, "Go get dressed for school, Raylee will be here any minute." I smiled and went up stairs to change, link

That right! I'm a cheerleader, and we...

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Life-Long Goal, Chapter 23

posted by mehparty3

Gavin, David, and Spencer were in town for the week. I couldn’t WAIT to tell them the great news. I was going to meet them in front of the coffee duka where I first told them that I had huge feelings for Niall. 2 and a half years later, here I am, telling them I’m engaged to him.
Niall kissed me goodbye, then I walked out my front door to go meet them. “Hey, Lilah-kins!” Gavin alisema once he saw me. “Hey!” I smiled, seeing David and Spencer too. We all sat down and chatted away. Spencer got a new girlfriend, Julia, while David broke up with his girlfriend, Emma. Gavin was, of course,...

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Live While Were Young chapter 6

posted by fiestagirl12345

Authors Note: please don’t cry I cried just uandishi thisL

Ruby’s P.O.V

I woke up and was getting some break-fast. The house got fixed and so did Madison’s room. I was eating Harry woke up and kissed me on the cheek. I smiled and finished my eggs and bacon. Niall smelled the chakula and came running. I laugh and we all eat together smiling and laughing.
__________________________6 hours later____________________________

I was with Harry watching T.V when we heard a glass break. I got up and ran to go get the boys. I turned and somebody grabbed me with a rag. I fell and banged my head HARD.

Harry’s P.O.V

I got the boys and we were fighting them all of. I turned and saw some bow and arrows that Madison had when she was doing archery. I ran and got them I had no Idea how to work this thing. Madison got them and shot them all. I turn and saw ruby on the floor. I ran and picked her up. She looked life-less.

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upendo at first sight chap 12

posted by aanikamerchant

Chapter12 the Following night

Aaliyah's POV: I n Alex were not at all hungry . So he n I decided to hangout on the beach, pwani while the others were eating.
Alex: hujambo do u hv any boyfriends
I: no if I would be having I would hv told you
Alex: ok
I: Bt y r u asking this
Alex: no I jst thought that u like that blonde guy
I: oh no no no I Dnt like any of them
Alex : u knw I hv seen them some where
I: yeah they are one direction
Alex: one direction yeh right they sing good
I: yeah I knw Bt not better than owl city
Alex: yeah right
Xxx: hujambo aaliya tiffany Is calling u both in the living room
I turn back to...

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upendo at first sight chap 11

posted by aanikamerchant

Chapter 11 : the graveyard

Aaliyas POv: I got a strange feeling as if someone was following me I all ways get that feeling when I feel that someone is keepnig track of my steps. I took the flowers n went to the graveyard. I was expecting someone really special. I reach the graveyard n it's 3:05 I walk in n saw someone there I yell from far " Alex" the person turns I run from this far to him n hug him really tight. He opens his arms n catch me . He hugs me back .
I: I really missed u
Alex: oh me too
I: y didn't u come to meet me on my birthday
Alex : I m really sorry Bt I had my exams. U knw...

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It All Started Because Of A guitar, gitaa Lesson Part 6

posted by supergirl143

SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A LONG TIME! MY CHARGER BROKE AND EVERYTHING BUT HERE IT IS!
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ALLYCE'S P.O.V
i sighed as i shut off my laptop and pulled my arms through my yellow Pikachu sweater
Pikachu Sweater; link
i watched TV for about 30 dakika until i hear the door unlock."Hello? Allyce?" The familiar Irish accent rang my ears."Hey! I'm in the living room." i answered back."Hey Ni" i alisema as he sat down inayofuata to me."Hey Allyce" "i er saw the interview' i said."oh um well what do wewe think" "well what do i think of the fake dating um i guess i'd never expect to fake tarehe someone...

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1D FOTM interview with harry_ginny33

posted by CullenSisters-X

Congratulations!

1. How long have wewe been a shabiki of 1D?
-Well I have been a Directioner for like 2 months now..Haven't been one from the start but will support them forever and till the end.

2. How did wewe find out about them?
-Well I have lots of best Marafiki here and I saw that many of them became huge mashabiki of 1D so I searched their songs on Google and when I listened to them it was like..Love at first sight Haha..Then I searched their pics on Tumblr and other sites and searched for their video and became a really really hardcore Directioner.

3. Do wewe have a favourite member?
-Well..Its hard cos I just adore...

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let me take wewe to another world chp 1

posted by alexastephens

Selena's P.O.V.

Me and my best friend were going to a movie. It was late 2012. The 3-D One Direction Tour Movie had just come out. Emily and I were huge One Direction fans. We got in the car and then both of our phones rang. It was a text alert from a radio station we subscribed to. The message read: "Attention Directioners! Want the chance to meet One Direction with a friend of your choice? Now's your chance! Tune into the station, and in the inayofuata five minutes, I will announce the key work to text. Text it in, and wewe could be the winner! Good luck, and don't screw this up! Winner gets Meet...

Up all night Part 33

posted by MadisonFontenot

A mwaka later...

Aria POV:

I was walking down the isle. Straight a head of me was Harry.
"And who gives this women?" The minister asked.
"I am.." My dad alisema chocking back the tears. He let go of my hand and I walked in-front of Harry.
'Love you' he said. I smiled.
"Alright so wewe made your own vows?" The guy asked.
"Yes," Harry alisema still looking at me. He took my hand, "Aria... ever since I laid my eyes on you, I knew wewe where the one for me, it was upendo at first site. We had our ups and our downs but we got through it... together." I smiled. It my turn, don't mess up!
"Harry, my sweet Harry....

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Up all night Part 35

posted by MadisonFontenot

Ruby POV:

I walked out of the room, link
"Harry awake?" This was the first time I walked out of my room when everybody was awake.
"No," Niall alisema walking down stairs. I walked behind him.
"Alright! I'm going for a walk.." I put my hair in a messy bun and headed out the door. I took Harry's car keys out of the pocket of my hoodie and unlocked his car. I got in it and drove away. I dialed Joe's number, He didn't answer. I took my eyes off the road and dialed the number again. I looked up and ran into a car. My car spun around and the airbag hit me. I felt something hot on my skin, something...

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My brother 11

posted by MadisonFontenot

I hair sprayed my curly hair and walked out of my room. I was wearing a dark red cocktail dress and black flats. Niall was in his room, probably doing his hair. I knocked on the door and he quickly opened it. "Ready?" I asked. He nodded and grabbed my hand. We walked out the door hand in hand. I didn't know where everybody is, well except for Zayn, he's in London.

Alicia POV:

BREAKING NEWS: One Direction's Louis Thomlinson is now engaged to his long-time girlfriend, Alicia Houston!

I flipped the pages on the Teen Choice magazine. I felt somebody kiss my neck. "Hey Lou," I turned around. I was...

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Up all night Part 32 First night out...

posted by MadisonFontenot

"Ruby please...." I begged leaning on her closed, lock door.
"Is Harry out there?" She asked. She has been locked up in her room for days and only comes out late at night to get chakula and drinks.
"No.." She cracked the door open a little and looked up and down the hallway.
"Come in..." I walked in and she shut the door locking it.
"Harry is really worried about you." I sat down on her bed. She sighed and sat kwa me, "Niall, he won't let me see Joe! I upendo Joe and.... he loves Aria, he would feel the same way as me if I was the oldest and doing this to him..." She flew back on her kitanda and covered...

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My brother chapter 10

posted by MadisonFontenot

"So what do wewe have to ask me?" I alisema breaking the awkward silence between me and Louis. I dug my toe in the cool after noon sand. We were at the beach, pwani behind my beach, pwani house, where I was staying. He took my hand, "Alicia, I upendo you.... zaidi then words can even describe, and I..." He smiled and looked at the sand and back at me. He looked so cute in his stripped shati and red pants, which he always wore for some reason. The sunset was beautiful, I was with my best friend... I am so happy. He walked closer and then got down on a knee. I smiled. "Will wewe marry me?" He asked, still holding...

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Live while we're young chapter 3.

posted by fiestagirl12345

Madison's P.O.V

I was with nick talking in the park when ruby and Harry are at the bench. She is distracting him for me which is really nice. We were walking when it was already 10:32pm. I alisema bye to nick and I gave him my number he gave me his and I went inside. When I did I bumped smack into Harry I fell right on juu of him I quickly got up and saw the number on the floor. I ran over but Harry beat me to it. He opened it but I smacked it out of his hand before he could glance at it and ran upstairs. Harry followed behind but I didn't notice. I closed the door and saw Harry behind. I turned...

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Up all night Part 30 Part2- I guess I was wrong

posted by MadisonFontenot

~Part 2- I guess I was wrong~

Ruby POV:

"Baby wewe light up my world like nobody else!" I sang while trying on all my clothes. "No. Ew. Defiantly not. What was I thinking?!" i alisema looking at the dresses. "There wewe go!" I pulled out a dress. The party was tonight and I want to look good for Joe. link I walked out of my room, bare-footed, and bumped into Harry. "Well wewe look cute!" He smiled at me. I roll my eyes and skip down the stairs. "Hey, Lou!" I grabbed the apple Louis had in his hand and bite into it. "Hey, Ruby..." I smiled and chewed the apple, "Thanks for this delicious apple!" I kissed...

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Chapter-4 One Direction shabiki Fiction “Soooooo cute…”

posted by nivi20997

I’m sorry..
Niome: it is going to be the best siku at school… wow! My first siku at school has come.
Their uniform was a white shati and black skirt, upindo for girls and white shati and black pant for boys. Boys and girls have to put black tie.
Niome got ready so soon and went to school in a taxi. The time she got down of the taxi Zayn saw her and alisema “Hi!”
Niome: where are the others?
Zayn: They are at the canteen…
Niome: OK come let’s meet them there
They both go to the canteen and meet everyone there.
Liam: This uniform suits wewe well
Niome: And even for wewe all. wewe all look smart in this! And...