JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before chajio, chakula cha jioni at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' meza, jedwali for wewe tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? samaki fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are wewe working as a nurse during the day? wewe look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death kwa monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' meza, jedwali for wewe tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? samaki fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are wewe working as a nurse during the day? wewe look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death kwa monkeys in Toy Story 3.
One Direction is an amazing boy band! I don't like some of their songs though. I think that Harry, and Liam are the adorable one's. loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove them as long as wewe can. I don't like that they do drink. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wewe don't know uh oh wewe don't know you're beautiful. Go One Direction!
Small Things!
Those are some of their songs! Not only that but those are only some of them that i know!
wewe don't know uh oh wewe don't know you're beautiful. Go One Direction!
Small Things!
Those are some of their songs! Not only that but those are only some of them that i know!
wewe hear a loud banging on your door. "(Y/N), OPEN UP!" Harry yells. wewe walk over to the door and open it to see Harry holding a puppy. 'Babe, I got wewe someone to keep wewe company for when i leave on tour. I'd rather have this than another guy." wewe roll your eyes at him for the last maoni and follow it with a kiss."He is so adorable!" wewe say."Almost as adorable as wewe Harry." Harry smiles and blushes at the comment. He walks over with wewe to the kitanda and sirs inayofuata to wewe placing the puppy on his lap. He brings the puppy's face close to his and kisses the puppy on the nose."I can see the resemblance!" wewe joke and Harry Scowls. wewe jiunge him on the kitanda and play with the puppy. wewe look at the collar, alama and see he has a little name tag. wewe look on it and it says." I upendo wewe (Y/N)." wewe look up at Harry and Kiss him on the lips letting him know how thankful wewe are. ♥
I just felt like that harry was telling me something but I couldn't put my fingur on it..this was a very awkward introduction!.