One Direction Article: 1D versus Jimmy Carr

posted by xMrsNiallHoranx

JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before chajio, chakula cha jioni at the GQ Awards last night.

He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' meza, jedwali for wewe tonight?

"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? samaki fingers and chips?"

Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.

He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are wewe working as a nurse during the day? wewe look like you've escaped from a mental institution."

But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death kwa monkeys in Toy Story 3.

Louie's Love:Sweet broken hearts.

posted by GabriellaAdams

Ambers POV:
It had been a week since the night louie and Niall got into a fight.They had made up and were Marafiki again but I didn't speak to Louie.I didn't want to because I was disappointed he'd do that to me.I didn't want him to know about my self harm,I hadn't even told him about what happened to my parents.
He was clueless about me,all he knew was that I was that pretty girl with a smile.
I laid in my California king kitanda that Louie had bought me for my back.Its was very comfy,but at the moment i wanted to burn it.
A picha of me and Louis stood on my nightstand.
I admit I was moyo broken,and...

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Louie's Love:Hopeless and a Diva.

posted by GabriellaAdams

Courtney's POV:
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I sat inayofuata him on the bathroom floor leaning up against the wall,saying nothing.I had a pounding headache from being tired and stressed.The awkward silence was unbearable since I had no clue what to do.We were strangers and he had just tried to kill himself for a reason I had no clue of.
I had the same awkward sympathic feeling wewe get when wewe meet a person once and inayofuata time wewe hear of them,they're dead.The only difference was he was alive,breathing and right inayofuata to me.He had a look on his face like he was Lost in thoughts,Daydreaming a nightmare.Most of the time silence...

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I Knew wewe Were Trouble ~Haylor Parody~

posted by ZoeyMalik28

~Haylor~

Once upon a time, once albums were debuted
Haylor was concieved, we panicked and we knew
She'd hurt him, she'd hurt him, she'd hurt him, him, him, him, him.
at first we didn't care, we figured she'd back off
she'd always got around, we thought she'd take a walk.
and desert him, desert him, desert him, him, him, him, him.
But she's still here, in the city.
now we realize, and we can agree.

CHORUS:
We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.
how could we allow
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
it seems he's her's now.
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
so shame on us now
this fandom's gettin'...

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I'm Already Torn -Part 3-

posted by ZoeyMalik28

~Perrie~

I looked around,checking for the blonde boy. Harry followed me as he held onto my hand tightly. I shook my head as Little Lady kwa Ed Sheeran and Mikill Pane started playing from some girl's phone. It sort of explained my story besides the point that I'm still alive.
"Perrie??" I heard an Irish accent ask from the corner
I sped to where I clearly heard the accent,"Niall??"
Strong arms wrapped around me,engulfing me in a Horan hug,"Perrie,where the hell have wewe been?!"
Harry coughed,"Niall.."
Niall released me,"I know wewe guys are together. wewe both were holding hands..."
I stared down at the floor,"Niall,who...

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Just ... So Confused.

posted by KristenLoves1D

1. I hate it when someone insults my family. I honestly want to bitch, kahaba slap them when they insult my family. It doesn't hurt that bad when they say those things to me but about my family? That just gets me extremely pissed.
2. When someone interrupts me. Again. That's extremely rude and I'll just interrupt wewe back. au maybe ngumi, punch wewe in the face. Whatever works best.
3. People. In general. I'm a girl, obviously, and I have moods where if wewe talk to me, wewe will get punched in the face, and I have those moods almost everyday.. Anyways, I'm not much of a people person and never will get people....

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Louies Love:I will always upendo you.

posted by GabriellaAdams

Ambers POV:
The week was up,And Drews flight would be leaving today to go over seas.That morning I spent with him,He cooked me breakfast and burnt it slightly but I didn't mind.Then we stop kwa my place to drop Abby off,Mrs.rose wasn't so happy about the dog.Drew alisema bye to my brothers,Robby cried since he admired Drew very much.
We got in his truck and started driving to the airport.
My eyes had been watery the whole day,but tried not to cry although my teary eyes were flooded.I couldn't believe he was leaving,I knew it was only for a few months but it wouldnt be the same.
"I'm going to miss you,ya...

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My life with niall:chapter 1:introduction

posted by Mizzbre1D

Hello my name is Bryce,Bryce beckford but people call me BB for short.im from Weastmeath Mullingar,Ireland.. Reminds wewe of someone..Niall Horan,we have been Marafiki for 14 years now and still are and very close he finnaly let me meet his boys Harry ,Liam, louis, and Zayn they we are very nice but the strangest thing kept happening,harry and I kept looking at each other but I just didnt know what that could mean and he cant stop asking me questions, niall would stare at him while hes staring at me- the others notice too.. they have been hanging with me for 2 yeras now and harry has been doing the same thing over and over agian and niall kept noticing but he thought that harry was just being himself.2 mounths later harry and the boys asked me for my number, so we hurried up and exstanged numbers and they left that night.
I just felt like that harry was telling me something but I couldn't put my fingur on it..this was a very awkward introduction!.

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That's Just Life (Chapter 2)

posted by Mikaela-Styles

I looked down at my outfit. "Well...umm...Yeah. Whats wrong with what I'm wearing?" I looked back up at Ella. She rolled her eyes like I can't believe wewe alisema that. "Don't wewe know anything Rose?" Ella scoffed. I blinked and stared at her. "One Direction is coming" She alisema and shook her head. "And...that means I have to dress different?" I asked. "I already have a boyfriend I'm not looking to impress anyone"
Ella looked at me like I just kicked a puppy then slapped a baby. "Well, I don't have a boyfriend and I really want to impress Niall" She alisema "And if wewe dress like that it might make...

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Chapter.1. Part 2: A new life

posted by K-Tahan

Here is the new part, sorry for the 3-4 mwezi wait, hope wewe like it!!!!
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"Emma" mom alisema and turned it down "We are here!
I looked out the window and saw heaps of people walking around, I saw a cute boy smile at me and I turned and blushed, then we arrived at the house, it was big and beautiful.
"Well are wewe getting out of the car Emma!" my brother said, then I heard a car horn, it was Dad, Nathan, and Grace with the rest of our stuff, Grace is 11, Nathan and Jackson are 14, Mom is 45, Dad is 45 and I'm...

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One Direction VS Union J (Part 1 Chap 1)

posted by zara19

Girls POV
"Ok girls I hope this summer camp is what wewe wanted,it cost so much money too so wewe will be imba dancing its what wewe upendo girls. Dad and I will miss wewe gals ok upendo you" alisema the girls mum Emily giving them each a kiss. "Oh mum and dad um,,,oh yh is it ok if I ring use at 9:00 at morning and night?" alisema Zara. "Sure thats fine sweetie."said Dad giving Ana a bottle of water.
The girls walked away leaving their parents waving blowing kisses; their pink (Zara's) yellow(Anas) and black (Ellies) suitcases rolled down......they saw these five boys on stage imba happily a song called...

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Louie's love:I saw Anna kissing Santa Claus. Part 1.

posted by GabriellaAdams

Louie and Amber had started dating,but still acted like friends.
It was very rare that they kissed,since Amber was still very fearful of breaking up and Louie was much of a shy a guy when it came to Amber.
Everyone tended to chat about the two upendo birds that stood still in they're relationship,but everyone had their upendo glitches too.
Liam,Harry,and Niall,were single and forever alone,while Zayn and Anna were so in love.It was sure that she'd be waiting under the mistletoe for Zayn.
The holidays had came in,and everyone was so exicited,Mrs.Rose was sharing cooking tips with Liam in the kitchen,Zayn...

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hujambo i just met wewe part 4

posted by onedloverlol

I told Louis and the boys I would see them tomorrow.Harry begged me to stay and I begged him to let me leave.Once I got out of their yard I shot off like a bullet out of a gun.I ran to my friend, Sophie's house.She reads all kinds of vampire vitabu she should know what to do here.I'm confused how if wewe die wewe become a vampire.A little while later I started for home.Sophie didn't know.I felt someone was following me.I turned around slowly to see Harry following with a huge box in his hands."Hey wewe need some help"I shouted."Why would I need help from a girl"he shouted back.This took me completely...

Little Things Chapter 10

posted by DiamondYJ

Niall's POV:

I sat strumming on my guitar, gitaa as the other lads and Skylar were dancing around decorating the livingroom for Christmas. "Niall. wewe could help wewe know." Louis alisema smirking as he tossed tinsel onto my head. "I could... but then I'd have to get up." I replied lazily. "Oh come on Nialler," Skylar said. "When were wewe ever lazy? I remember the one time..." I block out her voice as I remember the memory.

It was such a sunny day. I sat up in the nyasi and stared at the beautiful girl inayofuata to me. "Sky..." I whispered to her. She looked at me softly and waited for me to speak. "I think......

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Little things -part 18- Nothing left to feel

posted by canal

Mendy sat in her room refusing to come out. "So, we come back and it's turned to be a horrible mistake" Madison sighed. "Not to me, i have the girl i love, but for Harry, and Mendy..it's got to be hard" Niall said. "Niall's right, we just have to let them figure things out" Liam said. "But guys, we have a tamasha in two days, that's not near enough time" Zayn alisema pacing the living room. "Where would Harry go?" Louis asked. "Home?" Madison offered. "Yeah, we all know we're missing home, if i quit i'd go home" Liam said. "So what? We just go barge into Harry's nyumbani begging him to come back?"...

zaidi about One Direction

posted by _PRETTYQUEEN1E

hujambo there! I know alot about One Direction, but I always forget their tarehe of births.
Did wewe know that Harry's first proper girlfriend was at age twelve? Wow was she lucky! And without Harry knowing- Harry's mom sent a video of Harry imba to X-Factor. If she hadn't done that oh who would we be dwelling over in One Direction?
If wewe have short hair then why don't wewe tell Harry that? He likes girls with short hair!

Did wewe know that Zayn's name is actually spelled, "Zain" but he thinks that it's much zaidi baridi Zayn.
Zayn LOVES red! Oooh! A color of my inayopendelewa fruit! Pomegranate!

All the boys...

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Baby-Sitter chapter 1

posted by fiestagirl12345

Harry!!!!

17 mwaka old joan is living with her family. she doesnt have any friends. cause people think she is awkward. how the way she draws. and sings. but all that changes when she cuts herself. but a baby-sitter changes everything.

Joan's P.O.V

i was in my room blasting music. dancing happilly in my room. when my parents cal me. i sigh loudly and turn the sterio off.i looked in the mirror quckly and liked my out-fit link. i walked down seeing someboy with curly brown hair, green eyes red lips and the cutest smile and dimples. he was 18 and named Harry styles. i gave my parents a stern look. they look...

Louie's Love:Young,Wild And Free

posted by GabriellaAdams

Ambers POV:
We arrived at the gates of the boys house.
I had hitched a ride from Anna,it was going to be the first time going to the boys house.I was nervous but excited.
I told mrs.rose that I was spending the night with Anna,because she wouldn't let me go to a house full of boys.She'd alisema I had Lost my marbles if I asked her to.
The gates opened and Anna drove in,The mansion was very exquisite and fancy zaidi then I ever imagined.
Anna stepped out the car and instantly started flirting with Zayn.
"Hey,Amber."said Zayn.
"Hi."I wispered
He then returned talking to Anna.
While they were all lovey dovey,I...

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Save wewe Tonight chapter 4

posted by LOVESLOUISMORE

Louis P.O.V.
I asked Shannon to play soccer with us and she agreed. She ran over to us and we organized a plan to win.
"Alright let's play!" I yelled.
We played for an saa until some bila mpangilio girls came up to us, they looked around Shannon's age.
"Hey Sharon, why are wewe annoying One Direction?" A blonde girl asked.
"Go away Alisha" Shannon said.
"Fine" The three girls alisema and ran away.
"Who were they?" Harry asked.
"A group of girls from my school! They are super annoying" Shannon replied.
"Shannon, we have to go remember, we have chajio, chakula cha jioni plans with the guys" Jackie said.
"Oh right, see ya round guys"...

Little things -part 15-

posted by canal

"I..i just can't believe she left without telling any one" Niall alisema with tears rolling down his cheeks. Even though most of their career the boys have been on their own, but now being without Madison au Mendy made tears roll down all of their faces. "I've never so empty and horrible" Louis alisema his hand held tightly around his stomach. "Yeah me too" Liam alisema sitting down. Meanwhile on a plane to the U.S. "Niall pick up please" Madison alisema quietly into her phone. "Hello?" Someone asked picking up. "Niall" Madison alisema relieved. "Madison" Niall alisema like she'd been gone for years and she...

Everything About wewe Chapter 5 Part 9

posted by 1d_is_cool

Lillian's P.O.V
It was 15 to 3. And everybody was packing up for the end of the day. But I was standing still, daydreaming. I know it's not like me to daydream in school but I couldn't help it. I was staring at Louis. Him back up everything, get his bag out from his locker. Then I realised how hot he looked in his school uniform. Jesus.

"Lillian!" A loud voice boomed across the room.
"Yes...yes Mr Smith?" I replied.
"Why aren't wewe helping?!" He asked angrily.
"I was daydreaming sorry." I said, kwa now the whole class was looking at me.
"Well if wewe don't help again I give wewe a detention!"...