Valentine-s-Day-2014

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's inayopendelewa song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb kuvuka, msalaba the road?
It was in Rico's stomach....

Blowhole: I now remember who I am, time to visit the penguins *evil laugh*

Another arrival at the zoo for the penguins arrives

Skipper: Hello friend what's your name?
Red: Hi my name's Red me and my sister are pleased to meet you.
Skipper: Sister?
Arlene: Hi I'm Arlene.
Kowalski: hi I'm Kowalski
Private: I. . . I'm Private
Rico: hi I'm Rico
Skipper: Do wewe have combate training Red?
Red: yes, my Capitan trained me, till blowhole killed him

Later. . .
Red one: It's nice to see ya doc, we just got word that the penguins got two new arrivals.
Blowhole: Yes, I am aware of that. Soon I'll have my revenge on...

Chapter 1: Who Calls At Midnight

Marlene's Habitat, 11:57PM

Marlene was sitting down, waiting for a specific Dragon Fly to appear. Finally, he arrived.

"Hey Marlene. Ready to plan all o' this?" asked Scouter.

"Of course I am. Look, I kept a map of the penguin, auk lair. Ya know, in case of emergencies. There are 4 main enterances. First one is the hole hidden kwa the penguin's chakula bowl. The inayofuata are the two windows underwater from the penguin, auk habitat. The last one is the air vent. But I doubt I would be able to fit in those pipes." Marlene explained.

"I got an idea. How about I go through the pipes,...

-Boys, I don't want wewe to feel sad for me, so we are going back to the hq and wewe are going to dress up for the night of your Lifes.
-Skipper, it will be a special night, but why are wewe taking it so serious?
-Because if I were with Marlene, it would be the night of my Life.
It was Amazing- thought Private. Skipper was so different.
We walked and walked and walked and when we got there I just chose my suit and put it on.I didn't alisema any word. Just don't want to.Kowalski still working in his machine.He was so tired, but he still there working and working...I was so pride of him.
-Kowalski.
-Hey,...

---Okay, first of all, this is my first shabiki fic (at least on here), so...expect it to suck. Each chapter might be a bit long so might take a while to write, so be patient!! It's rated T. (13)---
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"PRIVATE!!" The angry leader shouted. He crossed his flippers as he waited for the smallest penguin, auk to arrive.

Rico peered into Skipper's 'quarters', a place for him to relax after missions au just if he has some free time. The heavy penguin's eyes widened as he examined every detail in the room. Full of bunnies and choc eggs.

Damn it, He thought to himself. The...

*At Marlene's Place* hujambo Marlene.Maurice alisema "Hi Boyfriend". She alisema "Heh" Maurice Laughs Nervously "So What Should We Do Today?Marlene alisema "I Have A Surprise For You.Maurice alisema "What Is It?"Marlene Said"I'll Tell wewe Later" *For 2hrs Maurice Learned A Song And He Remembered So His Surprise Was TO Sing For Marlene.*At Marlene's Place* So Whats My Surprise? Marlene alisema I'm Going To Sing A Song For You. Oh Maurice That's So Nice Of wewe Marlene alisema *He Is imba Lauren Hill:Cant Take My Eyes Off You*He Begin To Sing
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off of you.
You'd be...

The penguins ran after Marcus. He was really good at digging. He literally tore through the dirt with his flippers at breakneck speed, leaving the others behind in the dust. The others were running just to keep up with him. Marlene and Brook stayed in the very back, doing their best not to get dirt on their coats.

“Can’t we just go home?” Marlene whined

“Negative, Marlene. Without putting an end to Smith’s tyrannical reign, we will be forced on the lam from our own people.” Skipper replied to her, smiling to himself

“Oh… wewe know, you’re getting as bad as Kowalski.” she retorted...

"Hello Uncle Skipper!" We said.
Skipper calasped his flippers together "Ah, finally, wewe kids finally made it. The Misses is out to visit her family. But-"
Athena moaned "Oh great, now it'll be a living he-"
"Athena!" I scolded "Watch your language in front of Amelia!"
"Oh she's heard worse!" Athena shoved me.
"Ah, ah, ah, no fighting zone thank you." Skipper ruffled my feather bangs. I had to go back and fix it. Agh!

"So what are we gonna do here Uncle?" Albert asked. mostly giving eye language pointing to the TV.
"How about wewe kids watch the TV? I'v had an exhausted day. Your Aunt left me in charge...

Marlene hopped over beside me. “Hey!” she said. “What’s up?”

“Sky, a few clouds,” I replied weakly.

She punched my flipper softly. “Ha ha. Very funny. I’m serious here.”

I opened my beak to reply when we both heard a loud noise. We both glanced at each other. “We should probably check that out,” I said.

“Yeah,” agreed Marlene.

We slid/ran toward the noise. I flipped on the ukuta while Marlene jumped up beside me. “What is it?” she panted.

I looked through the binoculars. “Not sure yet- Oh!”

“What is it?”

“Just some guy in a mti animal napping a squirrel.”...