Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope wewe enjoy it! :D

♪♪♪

Waiting: Take 1

Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”

Skipper: “Shoot.”

Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, au thing?”

Skipper: “Thing.”

Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a mkate box?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: :/

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”

Everyone: O_o

Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”

Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”

Waiting: Take 2

[scene shifts to RICO and...

I sighed and did a facepalm. My least inayopendelewa subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought wewe were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked. 
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, au flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As wewe all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried. 
Michelle blushed....

Skipper: c'mon soldier, man up, crying wont do anything.
Private: "sniff" "sniff", I'm not crying, I'm just scared.

Spirit: along with wewe two, I also sensed 6 others get sucked in here as well.

Skipper: that's means everyone that was in the room that did the charm got sucked in here....dammit!

Private: "sniff" "sniff"

Skipper: it's all right private, I'm sure everyone's ok, and well find them all.

Spirit: I don't think wewe will....as I said, wewe are all in closed spaces, so that's mean that wewe two are in this closed space, your Marafiki are in other closed spaces...

Skipper: well we ever find them?...

My story begins here: inside a crate, in the back of a van, on the very busy roads of Manhattan. Uncle Nigel told me it was time I moved on, and I could only presume the scribbles on this letter he had aliyopewa me alisema I was going to community college. But alas, no matter how overwhelming this change felt, it was too late now to turn back; the Central Park Zoo was expecting me. It was time to say goodbye to Texas.

------------

The zookeeper left me alone, atop an icy platform surround kwa water: the penguin, auk habitat.

My tummy growls in hunger very loudly, and I'm sure glad nobody is around to hear...

Last Year...

Skipper woke up and got out of his bunk. He immediately felt the emptiness of the HQ, that's when he looked up to see empty bunks. Where were his men? All of the sudden, he heard a rustling noise coming from inside Kowalski's lab. He stealthily crept to the door and listened carefully. He heard the sound again. He poised himself for combat and flung the door open.

"SURPRISE!!!!!!" Skipper jumped as Kowalski, Private, and Rico emerged from the lab wearing party hats. Kowalski was carrying a fish-cake.

"Happy Birthday, Skipper!!!" Private alisema cheerily.

Before Skipper got the chance...

Day 6

(Eve’s POV)

I had Skipper called up again. I need some layout. I gestured for him to go into an examination room when Briana and Daniel caught my eye. They were looking at me giggling. I rolled my eyes and went into the examination room, shutting the door behind me.

“Alright Skipper. Anything I can use?”

“Well…The fence around the courtyard is about 30 feet high topped with thick coiled barbed wire. From the middle of the courtyard wewe can see a watch tower approximately 100 yards away from the fence at the northeast, east, southeast, and southwest directions. The hallway from the...

“Sorry about that compadre. Not too much I can do about him. Anyway, we are going to help wewe get over this.” Skipper told Kowalski after Julien’s attempted interference. “But how?” Kowalski asked. “Ugh! Enough Kowalski! I’ve had enough of your ‘buts’!” Private suppressed a giggle. “Private! Do wewe have to giggle at every ‘but’ reference?” Skipper asked the young cadet angrily. “Sorry sir.” Private replied. “What do wewe want to do Kowalski?” Skipper asked his lieutenant. “Wallow in self-pity…” Kowalski muttered. Skipper slapped him. “Kowalski! There’s...

And wewe thought I gave up on this story.
-----------------------------------------------
RICO

Once Rico had found his way onto the boat, he knew he had to hide from the human. He remembered his mother's advice, "When hiding from predators do something they can't do."
Since humans can seem to do anything, this seemed impossible. But, Rico had come this far, he wasn't turning back. He thought really hard, then he remembered, humans can't fly! 
Penguins couldn't fly, either. Was there even a chance? Rico thought of zaidi of his mothers advice, "Humans see the world less detailed, so hide in complicated...

A normal siku at the CPZ, the penguins are going through their normal morning routine when the Alice alarm goes off suddenly. They all run up topside to see her carrying a large crate.

To the man on the walkie-talkie she says, “Yeah we’re hoping that this female will mate with one of the males.” Alice put the crate down and walked away.

From inside the crate, they all heard a mumble, “Mate my ass. What am I, a prostitute?” It was a pretty female voice.

Skipper examined the crate and said, “Kowalski, options.” Kowalski flipped through his notebook and looked over his options he planned...

prepare for the makala I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my makala the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she au me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the title says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...

"Let's songesha out gentlemen, were burni'n day-light." Skipper orders. The penguins and Marlene then head out for the zoo gates. Just as the boys walk out of the gates, Marlene stops and starts freaking out. " Im sorry guys." cries Marlene. " I can't go outside and risk going crazy on wewe again!" Lilly looks at her dear friend and smiles with relief. She didn't want to risk Marlene connecting with Skipper again, like they did in the sewer. " Oops. Im sorry Marlene. Looks like wewe just have to stay here. We'll bring wewe a nice, big snowcone, okay?" Skipper turns around. "Hello? Are wewe ladies coming...

Part 2 - otter Duties

When we last left the story, Leah, who was revealed to be 005, Dr. Blowhole's Apprentice, was about to have a conversation with her boss. Leah was just a costume, and she revealed her true form.
It was a lot like the disguise, but she had a purple scar going across your left eye, and had some weaponry around the utility ukanda that was on her waist.
Blowhole: "What kept wewe so long, 005? I was worried that those four pen-gu-ins had gotten wewe already."
005: "You didn't need to worry about me, Blowhole."
Blowhole: "So, what's this all important intel wewe have?"
005: "Well, you...

I had this idea...it festered, it made characters, it implanted itself into my subconscience, and now, I bring it to you.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue reds and browns and yellows began to commandeer the green of the leaves, yet summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon; heat.
Too much heat, in fact, than even the madagascar and Africa faring penguins could take. Standin on thier "iceburg" they waved to the few visitors, exhausted. Even taking a dip in the pool wasn't helping, the cooling units had broken in the heat, and all the "cool" had...

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poetry and zaidi like responses, but what do wewe expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side maoni that will be provided kwa The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the penguin, auk Team...

Chapter 1: A depressing end, and an even zaidi depressing beginning

Life

Birth

Animation

Every living thing lives to strive in life. To experience danger, and upendo and to gain wisdom to pass on to an new generation. In life there are hopes and dreams, adventure and exploring, and danger. But at some point of live there is death, is it of old age? Murder? Suicide?

A boy was fiddling his thumbs as his mother was driving down a kilima toward an intersection, when they both stopped the light was still red. The two was about to visit the boy's grandmother in Boston. Nothing of any significance were wondering...

I had SOO much fun uandishi this chapter! I hope wewe have just as much fun kusoma it! maoni please!!!!

________________________________________________

"Ugh," Kowalski instictively stretched out, before realizing he was no longer in a crate. He lay on a cold powdery substance. Snow? Kowalski put some in his mouth, then spit it out. It was Fake.

Standing up, he brushed of the flakes and looked around.
There was fake ice and snow covering the landscape,
with stone slabs set out in an area of salt water. If the snow wasn't real then...was this a habitat? Kowalski searched the perimeter for his mate,...

“Whoa, Skipper” alisema Kowalski, stumbling backwards. “What are wewe doing?”

“What does it look like I’m doing?” alisema Skipper. “I’m going to finish this before wewe seriously hurt someone.” Skipper kicked out at Kowalski and Kowalski did a backflip to avoid it.

“Are wewe two okay?” Skipper alisema hurriedly to Private and Rico. Much to Skipper’s surprise, the two penguins ran over to Kowalski and stood in front of him, shielding Kowalski from Skipper.

“Skippa, stop!” alisema Private. “Kowalski didn’t do anything! And if wewe want to hurt him, you’ll have to go through us...

S: Skipper; K: Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M: Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort: Mort.



The penguins are in their habitat testing a machine constructed kwa Kowalski. It is a matunda dispenser. Since most of the wanyama in the zoo eat fruit, they decided to open a business. Plus they were getting a little tired of always running out of samaki and wanted a fishy refreshing drink.

S: Good Job Kowalski!!! Let’s put this baby up and see how we do!

Private puts a big drawing of matunda and a small picture of a fish. They were charging the wanyama samaki for fruit. Julien sees the sign and runs to...

    The realization of reality was like a ngumi, punch to the face…For the sekunde time today.

    Had I been injected with the same thing he'd injected into the other wanyama au was it strictly to knock me out? What was being injecting into the other animals? What the hell was going on here?!

    "Skipper?!"

    I snapped back into attention and realized that I'd been staring at the needle with my beak hanging open.

    "Skipper, wewe really need to stop doing tha—!"

    "I was injected...

Author's note: yes, i realize this story may be far-fetched, but this was one of my best ideas at the time, and i'm happy with the way it turned out despite my having no knowledge of how the actual voice actors act in real life, nor how they'd behave in a situation like this. This is my version of them, and my take on the show. I'm just here to tell my stories and do my own thing. if wewe don't like it, shaddap and don't say nuthin'. but if wewe like it, kwa all means, comment! I hope wewe enjoy this!

-Adam (AKA @NumismatistNut on twitter)



Tom McGrath's Point of view (Skipper's voice actor, in case...