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Gender: Male, 26 years old
Country: anywhere i wanna be.
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Favorite TV Show: don't have a tv.
Favorite Movie: still don't have a tv.
Favorite Musician: not big on music.
Favorite Book au Author: don't read much. well, at all, really.

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CommanderSkipper said...
    Rodent? What in the name of Eisenhower's oatmeal are wewe doing on fanpop? How did you...

Private: Do wewe have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do wewe have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will wewe take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to upendo and to nourish, til death do wewe part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will wewe take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to upendo and to nourish til death do wewe part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: wewe may kiss the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are wewe doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....

Note: Hey, peeps. Wazzup? I'm editting this, so this story is already posted. I accidently ilitumwa the fourth chapter before this one sorry! The reason I'm editting this is because Mr. McGrath might read this! Isn't that AWESOME?! It's definitely zaidi than awesome but wewe get the point. Hi, Mr. McGrath! wewe ROCK! You're my hero! :D Thank you. "You didn't see anything." ;)

"Alright, boys we're going after Private!" Skipper announced. "Skipper, don't wewe think we should just leave it to Private. I mean, he's probably fine with Nigel." Kowalski persuaded. "I've got a bad feeling in my gut about...

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now nyumbani to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a karanga siagi winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, au King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...

Note: This is my first Koico, Rowalski, Kico...whatever you'd like to call it. It is in Rico's point of view.

I watched him as he sat there, lonely as always. He never really seemed to care whether he had such company au not. Very careless indeed. I enjoyed to have him around all the time, he was a like a best friend to me...but there were times that I doubted our friendship. I didn't think that he didn't like me au something around that area, I just sometimes felt really close to him. Too close, I believe. Almost like brothers. Sometimes I felt even closer than that. I always wondered how...

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TITLE: “OPERATION: Lucky Charms!”
AUTHOR: ✿Nari (aka, yokaisummoner)
RATING: PG (just to be on the salama side)
GENRE: (SPECIAL HOLIDAY FIC!) Friendship/Slight Humor
PAIRINGS: No Obvious/Definite Pairings, But Some Slight Hints

CHARACTERS INVOLVED:
[Main] ●Skipper ●Kowalski ●Rico ●Private
[Supporting] ●Marlene ●King Julien ●Maurice ●Mort ●Phil ●Mason ●Officer X

WARNINGS: None, but slight childish humor (for the younger readers)

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters au the show; I may have changed each character's purpose from the series to fit this story, kwa accident...

They all gasped as their minds finally grasped who the creature in front of their sub was. Leroy thought his moyo was going to explode as he stared into the eyes of the shark. He was finding it increasingly hard to breathe, and the interior seemed to be growing smaller kwa the minute. "Dexter," he breathed out.

Private shot a worried glance at the turtle. "Leroy? Are wewe all right?"

Despite his best efforts, memories were being pushed to the front of his mind. Unwillingly, Leroy was reliving the terror he felt when Dexter had managed to kidnap him some years ago. Outside the sub, Dexter laughed...

The penguins had been together for awhile but nothing prepared them for this. It was a cool, brisk spring morning, when they were training.
"Alright boys, let's act cute and cuddly for our guests." Skipper suggested rubbing his flippers together.
It seemed to begin as a normal day, but in an instant it changed. Toppling over something, Private noticed there was a letter and picked it up.
"Skippah, I found something here." Private alisema anxiously.
"Kowalski, what do think?" Skipper questioned.
"It looks like a letter." Kowalski murmured examining the paper. Skipper shot Kowalski a "of course" look....

That night, Marlene tossed and turned in her bed. She'd made the mistake of having too many oysters before bed, and she was having a lot of trouble sleeping. For the third time that night, she woke up from her fitful sleep and glanced at her clock. It read: 3:05 AM. She groaned to herself - wewe would think, after twenty-five years (otter time, at least), she would have learned kwa now not to eat too much before bed, it made her feel very restless.

She got up from her bed, hoping to release some of her pent-up energy kwa taking a cool swim. But when she was outside, something odd caught her eye...

Part 4 - Aftershocks
When we last left... Skipper had just been imprisoned because the King Otter, Marlene, and their subjects found him holding the Ocean Jewel. However, he had just been trying to stop 005 (Leah) from taking it when they all arrived. Later, in the prison cell, Skipper talked to the rest of his men, while Marlene stood in the security room, watching the conversation. Towards the end of their conversation, Skipper tells his men that he has "been madly in love" with Marlene. Her reaction: Face facing down, paws on the control panel, and a stunned look on her face...
Two subjects...

CHAPTER THREE: Lemurs for the rescue

Skipper heard his comrade’s voices echoing behind the wall. All foursome were sitting in Kowalski’s lab, discussing over some medicine stuffs. He felt thirsty, terribly thirsty. And the only thing he could concentrate his thoughts on was a hot cup of his inayopendelewa catfish flavored coffee.
He rolled over in his kitanda and glanced at the table. It was about three meters away from his bunk. Although he felt terribly dizzy and weak he decided to try. He collected his strength, scrambled out of the kitanda and made few wobbly steps forwards.
He was on his halfway towards...

Here comes chap 2:)

CHAPTER TWO: penguin, auk Tea

Her face was covered with fog. Her green eyes anxious, teary, full of empathy and concern. She wore the same expression when leaning over him down the sewer, after she’d saved him from drowning.
He was too weak to move, but he felt his cheeks blushing from anger and embarrassment. He’d never thrown up in front of a girl before. He knew she caught the sight of him vomiting as he could hear her terrified voice.
“Guys, seems like he’s already woke up!” she informed the rest of the team, while dabbing Skipper’s forehead with a damp cloth. Skipper...

The leader penguin, auk doesn’t feel well. He has no other choice but to take a couple of days off. Fortunately, Marlene, Kowalski, Rico and Private are always there for him. Even the lemurs lean a hand:)

CHAPTER ONE: I feel sick

By the time he woke up he’d already realized there was something wrong. He didn’t feel like his usual self. His muscles were a bit sore, his head was aching and there was an unpleasant feeling deep down in his guts. As if he hadn’t been eating for months.
He glanced at the ukuta clock and gazed at horror. He couldn’t have overslept! The sight of Private waddling...

Enjoy! :D


What's that racket? What's that clatter?
We're under attack! It's a life au death matter!
I was in a deep sleep karanga dream.
I heard what I believe to be a scream!
That wasn't me, that was Bada.
He, yo, I was just STARTLED!

But what is this light?
In the middle of the night?
You have it in your sight, it's behind me right?
What the heck is that?
What the heck-is that?!

Check out that mook, in the starry night sky.
Gimme a sec, to wipe the sleep from me eye.
You're showy and glowy and armed for combat!
What the heck is that?

Hey, wait! Does something seem quite wrong?
Oi, Joey's breaking out in song....

( Author's note: I realize there are minor punctuation and capitalization errors. ignore those, and please concentrate on the story.)

“Curse wewe Parker the Platypus!” – A P.o.M shabiki fiction.
August 20th, 2011. Seaville Aqua Fun Park. Staten Island, New York.
Parker the platypus sighed in frustration and utter boredom as he rested his elbows on the stone ledge surrounding his habitat- if wewe could even call it /that/. Did these bozos /actually/ expect him to perform?
“Seaville Aqua Fun Park’s Trained Platypus : Percy!”, the sign above his habitat read. How this place stayed open after...

My story begins here: inside a crate, in the back of a van, on the very busy roads of Manhattan. Uncle Nigel told me it was time I moved on, and I could only presume the scribbles on this letter he had aliyopewa me alisema I was going to community college. But alas, no matter how overwhelming this change felt, it was too late now to turn back; the Central Park Zoo was expecting me. It was time to say goodbye to Texas.

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The zookeeper left me alone, atop an icy platform surround kwa water: the penguin, auk habitat.

My tummy growls in hunger very loudly, and I'm sure glad nobody is around to hear...

“Sorry about that compadre. Not too much I can do about him. Anyway, we are going to help wewe get over this.” Skipper told Kowalski after Julien’s attempted interference. “But how?” Kowalski asked. “Ugh! Enough Kowalski! I’ve had enough of your ‘buts’!” Private suppressed a giggle. “Private! Do wewe have to giggle at every ‘but’ reference?” Skipper asked the young cadet angrily. “Sorry sir.” Private replied. “What do wewe want to do Kowalski?” Skipper asked his lieutenant. “Wallow in self-pity…” Kowalski muttered. Skipper slapped him. “Kowalski! There’s...

hujambo guys! ^^

This is just a bila mpangilio idea I had while browsing the Internet. Here is a description of the POM characters.

Hope wewe like it! Enjoy! :)

Skipper:

The leader of a Badass Crew of Commando Penguins, voiced kwa DreamWorks animator/TV series co-creator Tom McGrath. He speaks in a crisp, hard-edged tone like a cool spy from a film noir movie. In the TV series, Skipper is somewhat abrasive with the other three penguins, often chastizing them and Dope Slapping them to keep them in line.
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