Penguins of Madagascar makala | Original makala on fanpop

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posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are wewe doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't wewe be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do wewe know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

My Review of "Gut Instinct/I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"

posted by athanlao93

Gut Instinct: Every siku at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo wanyama treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a maembe, embe pit that came from the lemur habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, au is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...

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Julien's Ball (Part 2)

posted by juhpink

-Ah, Skipper, I am really sorry.-Private tried to calm down Skipper.
-Too- alisema Rico.
-Thank you, young Private. I just thought Marlene was not going to choose Julien.
-Skipper,just think: if wewe were invited for a girl and than for another girl, would wewe say that another girl invited wewe for the first one?
-You are right, Private. Why does it hurt me so much?-Look, guys, if we don't go now, maybe we don't get it. Come on.
-You are going to find a girl , Skipper, then wewe invite her and maybe fall in upendo with her and wewe and Marlene will be Happy forever.
-Private!
-Won't wewe like this?
-I am not...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 3: Moving in the Danger Zone

posted by BirdG

Moving in the Danger Zone

When Kowalski entered the zoo again, he made himself clear that he had to be even zaidi careful then before. If Skipper caught him now, Private was lost…

But he knew what to do. Something told him that Rico was still here… somewhere. And he was alive. Kowalski thought about that gut feeling. Surely, it was just a hope his mind was clinging to, not to give up. Skipper had always told him to listen to his gut. Skipper… Kowalski's stomach cramped. The old Skipper. Nothing was left of their leader, their protector. He was now the greatest danger of all.

Kowalski...

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One siku (my first fanfic)

posted by annieptc

A normal siku at the CPZ, the penguins are going through their normal morning routine when the Alice alarm goes off suddenly. They all run up topside to see her carrying a large crate.

To the man on the walkie-talkie she says, “Yeah we’re hoping that this female will mate with one of the males.” Alice put the crate down and walked away.

From inside the crate, they all heard a mumble, “Mate my ass. What am I, a prostitute?” It was a pretty female voice.

Skipper examined the crate and said, “Kowalski, options.” Kowalski flipped through his notebook and looked over his options he planned...

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POM Drinking Game

posted by Skilene17

What's up fellow Fanguins?!

I found this on Google and thought it was pretty cool so I decided to share it with you.

The rules are simple all wewe have to do is watch Penguins of Madagascar ( it doesn't have to be every episode) with the desired drink of your choice. Weather it be machungwa, chungwa juice, apple juice, Tea, Pepsi it really doesn't matter.

Enjoy and have fun.

Drink:

. whenever one of Kowalski's inventions goes horribly wrong

. every time Julien says Booty

. Whenever Skipper's Paranoia kicks in

. Every time Rico says Kaboom au references explosives

. Every time Julien messes something up

. Every...

Marlene into the Principle (PG)

posted by have64

Hello fellow Fanguins, Lemur-lovers, and Otter... Wannabes,
It's me, just wanna share my PoM related thoughts that NOBODY else in the world would care about. Plus wewe are thinking "What? This isn't an hetero/homo erotic shabiki fiction about cute furry wanyama we know in upendo that are PoM? If wewe are still kusoma this and not offended kwa that paragraph at all, I like you. But geez, so many shabiki fictions guys. I haven't read a single one though.

So anyway I've been thinking about Marlene... And how she's on the onyesha for only one reason, The Smurfette Principle. A lot of wewe are asking, "The the heck...

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Penguins on Fanpop: Part One, Skipper's profaili

posted by peacebaby7

So, what would it be like for the actual Penguins of Madagascar characters to jiunge fanpop? LOL, this is gonna be interesting. I tried to get it as close as I could to the format of an actual profaili page. Please maoni and give feedback! I promise future ones will be funnier. I'm just giving basic profiles for now, later ones will involve zaidi ukuta posts and such. :D

♪♪♪

CommanderSkipper
My kauli mbiu is classified. So is everything else about me, so don't ask.

Gender: Male, 31 years old
Country: Classified.
Websites: Why would I need any???
Favorite TV Show: Shirtless Ninja Action Theater...

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Happy Birthday, Skipper!

posted by peacebaby7

Happy Birthday, Skipper! :D

Last Year...

Skipper woke up and got out of his bunk. He immediately felt the emptiness of the HQ, that's when he looked up to see empty bunks. Where were his men? All of the sudden, he heard a rustling noise coming from inside Kowalski's lab. He stealthily crept to the door and listened carefully. He heard the sound again. He poised himself for combat and flung the door open.

"SURPRISE!!!!!!" Skipper jumped as Kowalski, Private, and Rico emerged from the lab wearing party hats. Kowalski was carrying a fish-cake.

"Happy Birthday, Skipper!!!" Private alisema cheerily.

Before Skipper got the chance...

Visible, Invisible (1) A Farewell

posted by werockz

Garrett Bobby Ferguson trying to take over the park.

hujambo guys! So, this is it and in this series, I'll be putting one villian from Regular Show. So enjoy.

Private woke up. He fixed his kitanda and was on his feet. But he did not see any light from outside. "I'm pretty sure it's daylight."Private said. But as he opened the samaki bowl, he was so astonished. The world was a disaster. "Buy me the park au else."Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. commandee. "Never!"Skipper exclaimed.c Soon, GBF Jr. shot Skipper's leg. "SKIPPA!"Private exclaimed. he dragged the flat-headed penguin, auk behind the bushes. "What are wewe doing, Private?"Skipper asked. Private peeked on...

Memorial for the 11th September

posted by Saori14

A/N: I know, I know, I'm 6 days late. Whack me with a hammer and beat me with a stick.

“Ok boys, wewe know the drill.” Skipper remarked. Nodding, Kowalski and Rico headed to the left tower whilst Manfredi and Johnson to the right one. Skipper stayed up in a mti to keep watch. It was the first time he tried to lead a mission, and wanted everything to go perfectly. In fact, everything did seem fine, the security guards positioned in places where they wouldn’t obstruct the team, when he heard it. A low, droning noise, coming from behind him. Whipping around, he saw the plane heading right...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 3)

posted by burdockburr

Ch. 3
"What did wewe do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't wewe ask him yourself," the dolphin chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are wewe doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants wewe to think," Skipper alisema in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...

Meet the characters of TPOM!

posted by carsfan

hujambo guys! ^^

This is just a bila mpangilio idea I had while browsing the Internet. Here is a description of the POM characters.

Hope wewe like it! Enjoy! :)

Skipper:

The leader of a Badass Crew of Commando Penguins, voiced kwa DreamWorks animator/TV series co-creator Tom McGrath. He speaks in a crisp, hard-edged tone like a cool spy from a film noir movie. In the TV series, Skipper is somewhat abrasive with the other three penguins, often chastizing them and Dope Slapping them to keep them in line.
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Tropes associated with Skipper:•...

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I AM: POM Style! ~ PART 2: KOWALSKI, (a.k.a. The "Options Guy")

posted by yokaisummoner

"Rock & Roll Boys!"

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poetry and zaidi like responses, but what do wewe expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side maoni that will be provided kwa The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the penguin, auk Team...

karakana Make Out | Skiico

posted by Black-Raine

(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long siku after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The karakana was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...

a beutiful melody chapter 2

posted by midnightangel88

private: oh ya skippah this is my mom
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet wewe skippah
skippah: nice to meet wewe too
melody: hujambo private wanna go get something special wewe deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of karanga siagi winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats karanga siagi winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued

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IT"S A PROM

posted by anna446

as marlene as getting to nyumbani julion came.he told marlene about the prom he's planing
marlene:wow a prom.
julion:yes a prom and I was hopeing that if I be the prom king wich I am sure I'll be then can wewe be my prom qween?
marlene:no but thanks for asking.
julion leaves
(at the penguins habitat)
julion: hello silly penguins I am to be asking wewe to come to the prom I am hosting?
skipper:*spit take* what but we are...
julion:marlene is going to the prom.
skipper:fine we'll go.men comences operachin:prom night.
(at the party)
skipper:men keep a eye out for marlene.
marlene:hey guys.
(descritchen:marlene is...

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The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole Song Lyrics!

posted by peacebaby7

Enjoy! :D

What's that racket? What's that clatter?
We're under attack! It's a life au death matter!
I was in a deep sleep karanga dream.
I heard what I believe to be a scream!
That wasn't me, that was Bada.
He, yo, I was just STARTLED!

But what is this light?
In the middle of the night?
You have it in your sight, it's behind me right?
What the heck is that?
What the heck-is that?!

Check out that mook, in the starry night sky.
Gimme a sec, to wipe the sleep from me eye.
You're showy and glowy and armed for combat!
What the heck is that?

Hey, wait! Does something seem quite wrong?
Oi, Joey's breaking out in song....

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Thoughts on the Penguins of Madagascar Movie

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Earlier this month, I went on a mission that I had been planning since 2011—seeing Penguins of Madagascar on the big screen.

The Madagascar spin-off is a fast-paced, fun adventure, with touching moments and several flipperfuls of good laughs. I have written some of my thoughts on it below. They will be appreciated zaidi kwa fellow Fanguins than those completely unfamiliar with the characters, so this makala is zaidi a orodha of observations and opinions than a true movie review. Still, I will not spoil too much for those who have not yet seen the film.

Opening

● The movie opens years zamani in Antarctica,...

Plight of the "My Car!" Guy

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: For a while, I've had an idea about uandishi a short scene with the unseen "My car!" guy, whose car is frequently damaged au destroyed kwa the penguins. And today I have written such a scene. I hope wewe will enjoy it.

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The man sighed and then dialed his cell phone. "Hi, I would like to file a claim for the damage my car sustained this morning," he alisema when his call was answered kwa an agent at the auto insurance company.

"What is the nature of the damage to your vehicle, sir?" the agent asked.

"It's totaled. There was an explosion of some sort...