1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying au you'll get some action faster than a pit ng'ombe on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all wewe want even if she is the kind who will out chug wewe in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names wewe never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello, and welcome. Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month. Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode. Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to NocturnalMirage. Audience: *Cheering, and clapping* Tom: If wewe were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford. Master Sword: Both are very popular. Tom: And now, for...
Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to kuvuka, msalaba the street* Ian: *Pulling a freight train* Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45* Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.
Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks* Sean: *Blows his horn twice* Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?! Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
FINAL TIDE OF NOMINEES ANNOUNCED FOR "TEEN CHOICE 2013" AIRING SUNDAY, AUGUST 11, LIVE ON FOX
"The Heat" and "Man of Steel" Lead Third Wave with Most Nominations Lucy Hale, Ian Somerhalder, Laura Marano and Leven Rambin among Choice Stars Scheduled to Appear
The final tide of nominees has been announced for TEEN CHOICE 2013, airing LIVE Sunday, Aug. 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. "The Heat" and "Man of Steel" lead the third wave with five nominations each, while cable drama "The Fosters" garnered four nominations.
Fans ages 13-19 can vote once each siku per category for their...
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.
When wewe were born, wewe were, for a moment, the youngest person on earth.
The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of nyota dust.
Cows have best friends.
A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter Cats with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats. Princess Natalie relaxes with Joseph Contreras, one of her caretakers.
Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone...