I do think that wewe probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add zaidi to the orodha when I find zaidi sites I think wewe should probably avoid. So if anyone sends wewe viungo to the following sites, wewe have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad kwa the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS wewe ARE A SICKO I ADVISE wewe NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated kwa you. I was so Enchanted kwa your beauty that I ran into that ukuta over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime wewe passed by, just so I could stare at wewe a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I...
1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying au you'll get some action faster than a pit ng'ombe on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all wewe want even if she is the kind who will out chug wewe in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names wewe never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth au dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth au dare questions, which will help wewe to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream wewe have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality au feature wewe would like to change about yourself?
Do wewe have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend au boyfriend's friend?
Do wewe think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, wewe answer “take it where”. 2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, wewe answer “Absent”. 3. When she calls roll, wewe answer “yo mama”. 4. When the teacher says something, wewe say “is that so?” 5. If wewe so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it. 6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it. 7. Tell your teacher wewe did not turn in your homework because wewe were watching TV. 8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher. 9. Fold your homework into a paper...
1. Unplug the refrigerator. 2. Turn the tanuri, joko on. 3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.) 4. Hide the remote. 5. Hide the television. 6. Hide the pets. 7. Change the answering machine message. 8. Turn off the answering machine. 9. Change the speed dial numbers. 10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier. 11. Add...
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces. Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time. Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time. Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up. Write fake upendo notes and slip them into people's lockers If someone near wewe falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair. Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the juu of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
Here are my orodha of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let wewe know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything au eating anything wewe might spit it au something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the ufagio late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.