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I do think that wewe probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add zaidi to the orodha when I find zaidi sites I think wewe should probably avoid. So if anyone sends wewe viungo to the following sites, wewe have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad kwa the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS wewe ARE A SICKO I ADVISE wewe NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated kwa you.
I was so Enchanted kwa your beauty that I ran into that ukuta over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime wewe passed by, just so I could stare at wewe a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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TRUTH

Who do wewe have a crush on?

If wewe had to tarehe anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity wewe would want to make out with

Name five people wewe hate and why wewe hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have wewe ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If wewe did, what did wewe do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have wewe ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have wewe had your first kiss, if wewe have, were was it and who was it with?

Have wewe ever seen a parent naked?

Have wewe ever seen wanyama reproducing?

Have wewe stalked anyone,...
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1)"Why, do wewe find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I upendo the sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and wewe actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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posted by Gretute2772
1.Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 wanyama that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time wewe sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
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{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean kwa 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...
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As many of wewe know I made a orodha of 20 inayopendelewa animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous au something. Anyway just like with my inayopendelewa animated heroines orodha I'm going to be making a orodha of the worst animated heroes. I just upendo to do these hate makala just as much as my inayopendelewa ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just zaidi fun because wewe get to make zaidi jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a maoni and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF wewe DON'T PASS THIS ON wewe DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All siku long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of wewe may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a zaidi maarufu game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Japan as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created kwa Yoko Taro, who created it to make a zaidi grim RPG with no morally just...
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posted by scarletunicorn
So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to maoni on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified kwa the fandom but have ujumla, jumla massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom Queen who just lives to cattily pick on...
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Got inspired kwa 324anna's makala :)







10. Emily Ratajkowski
I thought she looked odd when I first saw the clip of Blurred Lines. Looked again and completely changed my mind! She does have exotic features but she doesn't look strange to me anymore, just stunning.


9. Olivia Munn
She's very unique looking, she can pull off pretty much anything. I upendo her freckles and her hazel eyes, it meshes well with her mizeituni, mzeituni skin and her dark hair.


8. J-Lo
It's gotta be a sin to look this good in your 40s. She's famous for her assets but damn, there's so much zaidi to her beauty, this woman is mad beautiful....
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