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Hey, gaymers, what is happening! Remember last mwaka when I alisema that things would improve, that the world can’t possibly get any worse and that things can only improve? Well… I dunno. The world is still toiling in this black plague hellscape. Apparently we had zaidi variants that came out, but like no one seems to remotely care. Everyone’s gotten their shots, everyone who cares anyway, everyone is going outside now that restrictions and lockdowns have long since lifted, and despite hearing news of zaidi to come, everyone’s just kinda gotten bored of the whole pandemic thing and just gone...
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Chapter 1: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 1: A Feral Encounter

Taju found himself standing in a forest. It was night, almost pitch black. There were no visible stars au clouds. No noise could be heard anywhere. The whole area around him seemed be completely void of life. But as he kept walking, he began wondering where he was. How he got there. He couldn't seem to remember.
"The forest always creeped me out, how did I even get here?" Taju asked himself.
But as he continued walking through the empty-looking forest, he began to notice something glowing in the distance. He was confused, as he had never...
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I do think that wewe probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add zaidi to the orodha when I find zaidi sites I think wewe should probably avoid. So if anyone sends wewe viungo to the following sites, wewe have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad kwa the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS wewe ARE A SICKO I ADVISE wewe NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as wewe are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let wewe see us cry, unless we want wewe to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if wewe are interested. But we will later deny it au make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot au sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for wewe (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if wewe don't like what we wear...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated kwa you.
I was so Enchanted kwa your beauty that I ran into that ukuta over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime wewe passed by, just so I could stare at wewe a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying au you'll get some action faster than a pit ng'ombe on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all wewe want even if she is the kind who will out chug wewe in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names wewe never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth au dare Questions

Truth au dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth au dare questions, which will help wewe to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream wewe have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality au feature wewe would like to change about yourself?

Do wewe have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend au boyfriend's friend?

Do wewe think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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1. I upendo the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I upendo the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I upendo the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I upendo the way wewe look at me.

5. I upendo how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I upendo the way I can’t imagine a siku without wewe in my life.

7. I upendo the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I upendo the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I upendo the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I upendo how I know you’ll always be there when I need wewe to be.

11....
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TRUTH

Who do wewe have a crush on?

If wewe had to tarehe anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity wewe would want to make out with

Name five people wewe hate and why wewe hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have wewe ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If wewe did, what did wewe do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have wewe ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have wewe had your first kiss, if wewe have, were was it and who was it with?

Have wewe ever seen a parent naked?

Have wewe ever seen wanyama reproducing?

Have wewe stalked anyone,...
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1. Go outside, and if wewe see someone, take the bila mpangilio person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger kiti, kiti cha of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why mbwa only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to imba in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with wewe guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person inayofuata to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your maswali to the class.

6.Sit in...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, au to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get wewe in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly kwa giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the inayofuata family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - wewe may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin cap, herufi kubwa and feed him grapes when...
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