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I do think that wewe probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add zaidi to the orodha when I find zaidi sites I think wewe should probably avoid. So if anyone sends wewe viungo to the following sites, wewe have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad kwa the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS wewe ARE A SICKO I ADVISE wewe NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as wewe are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let wewe see us cry, unless we want wewe to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if wewe are interested. But we will later deny it au make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot au sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for wewe (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if wewe don't like what we wear...
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Good truth au dare Questions

Truth au dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth au dare questions, which will help wewe to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream wewe have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality au feature wewe would like to change about yourself?

Do wewe have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend au boyfriend's friend?

Do wewe think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys upendo flirts.
3. A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are wewe doing something?" au "Have wewe eaten already?" are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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TRUTH

Who do wewe have a crush on?

If wewe had to tarehe anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity wewe would want to make out with

Name five people wewe hate and why wewe hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have wewe ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If wewe did, what did wewe do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have wewe ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have wewe had your first kiss, if wewe have, were was it and who was it with?

Have wewe ever seen a parent naked?

Have wewe ever seen wanyama reproducing?

Have wewe stalked anyone,...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with wewe guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person inayofuata to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your maswali to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1)"Why, do wewe find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I upendo the sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and wewe actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces au twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did wewe get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office jikoni one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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posted by XxLalasaysxX
Here are my orodha of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let wewe know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything au eating anything wewe might spit it au something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the ufagio late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while zamani and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask wewe somethingand i want wewe to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how wewe feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want wewe to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi au Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
I never thought I would be doing a orodha like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this orodha with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please maoni but be polite. Also, always maoni because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and wewe want to confuse them. No laughing au anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Marafiki do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do wewe want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is wewe who is calling me. Ok, so what did wewe need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. wewe called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! wewe are the one who called me! Now i ask one zaidi time who are wewe and why did wewe call my at this...
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Haha, Some Funny Things To Do While Class Is Going On.. :D

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1) Bring some vitabu to class and read them instead of paying attention au doing any work.

2) Walk around class begging for spare change.

3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.

4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.

5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

8) Sing your questions...
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 Rose Island before its destruction
Rose Island before its destruction
-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...
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posted by bubbletl
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what wewe think."

7. Claim that wewe must always wear a bicycle kofia, chapeo as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When wewe arrive at the inayofuata stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If wewe are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link

Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings,...
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posted by prussiaducky
1. PAY ATTENTION! Even though paying attention is hard and focus is laying else where, paying attention is a huge part and connects to all fields of school. Homework, chemsha bongo and tests, participation, and notes all depend on how much wewe pay attention. Sleep and eating breakfast usually helps your focus :)

2. BEHAVE AND PARTICIPATE! Keep your eyes glued on the concept au teacher, and don't be influenced to stray else where. Just raise your had if wewe know the answer, au ask an educated question. Other than that, BE QUIET!

3. HOMEWORK! this is the one of the fundamentals of getting an easy...
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posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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