i never thought The Weeknd would collab with Swedish House Mafia, but now it actually happened, and i can die happy ilitumwa siku moja 1 iliyopita

when you're rubbing your belly button in your room, not knowing somebody's peeking in through your window.... ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

At times this site feels pretty dead. ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

Some Marafiki and I saw Halloween KILLS. It was awesome ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

I have balls stashed all over Ponyville. ilitumwa siku 6 zilizopita

crazy shit mate, crazy shit ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

the fact that the new MLP movie has a higher rating on Rotten Tomatoes than all 3 of the Kung Fu Panda movies..... not gonna lie: that's kinda weird ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

Birthday girl here's kinda exhausted. Just sitting here chillin while both my nieces are cooking my birthday chajio, chakula cha jioni ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

damn, Squid Game is BRUTAL! i upendo it! ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

Is there any other Libras here besides myself? ilitumwa siku 15 zilizopita

A unicorn and an earth pony... TOGETHER?! ilitumwa siku 17 zilizopita

It my Birfday. ilitumwa siku 18 zilizopita

happy Michael Myers mwezi ilitumwa siku 24 zilizopita

Only a week til my birfday. Is on the 8th. ilitumwa siku 25 zilizopita

Up high! Down low! Hitch it to a post! Flip it sunny side up and on a piece of toast! ilitumwa siku 25 zilizopita

I hope I get Project Nexus soon. ilitumwa siku 25 zilizopita

Dolphin: *minding its own business, jumping out of the water to impress those hairless apes on their giant metal fish*

Orca: *wakes up and chooses violence*

Moral of the story: Orcas are the Richards of the sea, also known as dickheads. ilitumwa siku 26 zilizopita

COOKIE ilitumwa siku 28 zilizopita

well, we're in a new MLP gen right now. the new G5 movie just dropped yesterday on Netflix, and it's one helluva ride! :3 ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Barely finished The Ending of the End Part II kek. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

so far, all 4 early reviews for MLP: A New Generation on Rotten Tomatoes are positive. if it gets one zaidi thumbs up from critics on that site, we might be seeing a 100% rating soon ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Happy Madness Day! ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Four days until we see Sunny Starscout on the... ehh, sorta kinda big screen I guess, in a few obscure places maybe. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Clear your mind of can’t. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Jesus died for our sins. If we don't sin, then he died for nothing. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

RIP Norm Macdonald
(1959-2021) ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

well, i've been gone for a while. that's what wewe get when life keeps getting in the way.
what's good, folks? ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

TwiSpike... ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

back here after so many years.
Fanpopping since 2012 my profaili says lmao. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Happy Wednesday Addams, um, I mean happy Wednesday everybody. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

The road to success is always under construction. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

WOW IT'S HER! THE ONE! THE ONLY! THE GLIM! THE GLAM!
WOOOOOW~ ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Nah he tweakin ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

just binge watched all helluva boss so far.. I bet wewe two bucks wewe can guess who's my favourite chararacter ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Is it truth au it's fiction, is it truth au it's fiction,
Is Hova atheist, I never fuck with True Religion,
Am I down with the Devil 'cause my roof come up missing,
Is that Lucifer juisi in that two cup he sippin'? ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

"Oh these? My boobies? My massive fucking tiddies? My super stuffed up milkies? My honker donker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? Do wewe mean these super duper ultra god damn motherfucking tits?" ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

beep boop boop bop ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Damn it has been forever.
And yes I'm still alive
I came on here just to say tht once i
Graduate high school (2022) I might come bk :)
Just using a phone for this page is terrible but once I get my
School computer cleared and I can use it for my own use
I can come back :)
Cya all in 2022 ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Arm out the window,
Through the city I maneuver slow,
Cocked back, snap back
See my cut through the holes. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

I cannot get into watching the new Space jam, jamu movie. I mean, the original is no masterpiece itself but I like it and can appreciate the nostalgia behind it. This new one though just looks odd to me and basically is just the first Space jam, jamu but with today’s visual effects. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Is anyone here still alive? ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Despite how much DC has really stepped up their game where the cinema is concerned, they will never reach the popularity that Marvel has peaked. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Imagine waking up one siku and finding out that bila mpangilio club is gone. Lmao ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

so, 2 things:

1) The Suicide Squad was awesome! light years better than the first movie
2) we're finally - FINALLY - getting the official trailer to the upcoming MLP G5 movie this Thursday ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

The Suicide Squad is without a doubt the best movie I’ve seen this mwaka so far! I wasn’t a big shabiki at all of DC’s first live-action version but the new one completely blew it out of the water for me. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Yo it's Obama's bday. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

bila mpangilio words put together on the internet ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Tiky is adorable. ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

Influencers makes me want to re-enact the Swamps of Dagobah story at VidCon ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES I upendo THEM I upendo THEIR KIND SPIRITS I upendo THEIR SNOWPITYS I upendo THEIR SCRITCHABLE EARS MARES MARES MARES MARES ilitumwa miezi 2 iliyopita

so, we're at the tail end of July and we still got no trailer for the upcoming G5 movie for MLP, despite it coming out on September 24. something tells me Hasbro really, REALLY doesn't wanna promote it at all ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

so, Old, M. Night Shyamalan's latest movie - about an evil, secluded beach, pwani that kills humans kwa rapidly aging them in one single day. great premise for a graphic novel (that i haven't read). the movie? ......it's not that good :/ ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

I just like how Expurgation from Madness Combat sounds like a dark circus. ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Happy Eid. ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

seeing Ryan Coogler's name attached as one of the main producers of the new Space jam, jamu movie.... not gonna lie: it... made me die a little inside. mainly 'cause Coogler's proven to be one of the best filmmakers in Hollywood so far, and this new Space jam, jamu movie looks like shit ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Welcome to my hood,
Everybody know everybody, and if I got it everybody got it.
Welcome to my hood,
Look at all these old school Chevys, 24"s so wewe know we roll heavy. ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

How can wewe stop WindWaker from stalking wewe and inaonyesha that machete he stole? ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Tiky ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Last activity two days zamani where tf are wewe people. ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Read a story of a guy somewhere
“ 2019- my Marafiki making fun of ne cause i was leaving for work instead of partying

2021- they ask me if i can get them a job in my company”

I’ll let this be on my ukuta for sometime. ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

no joke, My scariest experience was the time I unknowingly took weed and started having hallucinations ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Wow it's been forever since I ilitumwa on this site. How ya'll doing? ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

The average person walks past at least 16 murderers in their lifetime.. The zaidi wewe Knew ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

are wewe ECXITED for the new equestria girls movie that call FRIENDSHIP GAMES?????IM SOOO SUPER ECXITED FOR IT xD super lol its on september 26 super long but waiting ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Sometimes glad we can't respawn in real life. Some fuckers just need to stay dead. ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

the hobbit was on.. sometimes I forget to not listen to the internet and just admit to myself ''I liked it'' ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

"Go try to be funny nowadays... There were makala written about why comedies don't work anymore— I'll tell wewe why, because all the fucking funny guys are like, 'Fuck this shit, because I don't want to offend you.' It's hard to argue with 30 million people on Twitter."

~Todd Phillips (writer/director of Joker), 2019 ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

"If ya happy and ya know it, clap your hands"
Fuck you
"If ya happy and ya know it, clap your hands"
Eat shit
"If ya happy and ya know it, then your face will surely onyesha it, if ya happy and ya know it, clap your hands"
Dumb cunt ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

Today is my birthday 🎊🎂🎁🎉🎈 ilitumwa miezi 3 iliyopita

sup ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

And the music,
Yea THE MUSIC,
Gets us TO THE TOP! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Can someone pls get over here and collect all this heat? I don't want it anymore, thx. ✌️ ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

gkgfsgfk'fk'fg'kgfkfgfkgfllkfgfdlkflkdlkfdlkdlfldkffgd'lkgfdkglgfdflgdflkdf'lkdfkgdlf'lkfgd'lkgfdlkgfdlk'gfdlkgfdk'lfdf'lkglf'kgfd'lgfdlkgfdlkgfdlkgfdlkfdgfd'lgfflgfgfdlgfd;gfdfgd;lgfdlgfdl;lgfd;gfldgfd;ldlfflgdlgkgfklgfd;lkfgd;lkfgd;lkgfd;lkgfdgfdlgfdlglgf ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

bila mpangilio words ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Still waiting on It Chapter Three: 2043 Cyberpunk Edition ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Happy Father's siku to all of the Fathers and their families. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

The eyes Chico, they never lie. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Remember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. When they asked him, they alisema "Why did wewe go up there to die?" He alisema "I didn't, I went up there to live.” ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

finally saw A Quiet Place Part II last night. wooooo! i thought it was every bit as solid as the first one. John Krasinski, please keep on making sinema ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way. Well, they can get a whole lot worse. So we're not going to fight anymore! We're going to pull together and find a way to get out of here! First, we're gonna muhuri off this pool… *gets eaten kwa a shark* ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

to this day, Kung Fu Panda 2 still remains my inayopendelewa movie in the trilogy. tho i'll be honest: the finale of KFP 3 is also pretty fuckin' awesome ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I don't know why, but something about Eminem's voice kinda relaxes me.. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

“I just found out my dad isn’t really my dad.”

“Your dad… the goose. That must’ve been quite a shock.”

“Yeah.” ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Hello everyone, there's the cool game website that I think wewe all should check out. I've been playing for a year, 3 months & 29 days. I'll post the link in bila mpangilio viungo and if wewe do join.. please add me, my jina la mtumiaji is Naytee. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Thursday, I'll be 24. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

"Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did wewe just die?"
"Yeeeees! Moments ago, in fact. Which is what brought me heeeeeeere!"
"Just sayin'. The front door would've gotten wewe here fine-"
SHUT UP, DEAR FURRY! ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Cotton Patch is a good, good place. It's a restaurant for those who haven't heard of it. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

“John is a man of focus. Commitment. Sheer will. Something wewe know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar… with a pencil. With a fuckin' pencil. Suddenly one siku he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that siku laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife died… wewe steal his car, and kill his fuckin' dog.” ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

“You know what Ford stands for, don’t ya? It stands for Fix It Again Tony.”

“You’re talking about a Fiat, Dale.”

“Fix… It… Again… hmm…” ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

I upendo to work at nothing all day. ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

Who would win in a fight
Shrek
Austin Powers
au Mike Meyers, specifically in that news story where he talked about Hurricane Katrina with Kanye West.
Place your bets now ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

when wewe sneeze, and hear someone say "Bless you", but then wewe realize you're nyumbani alone......... ilitumwa miezi 4 iliyopita

So those who migrated au were driven out from their homes au were harmed in my causse au fought au were killed - I will surely remove from them their evil deeds and will surely admit them into gardens under which rivers flow. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

juu of the morning bitches

...except to the subs, wewe guys are never on juu ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

We will ring the sound of victory for one and all to see. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

the fact that we live in the same planet with people like EDP445 really turns my stomach ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

🎵
Close your eyes and reach beyond the heavens.
🎵 ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

much as people like to joke about Adam Standler movies. I actually don't mind most of them, Adam himself has this really watchable presence about him.. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

the new three days grace singer, Matt Walst, is actually really good.. Though there's always the fact I grew up with Adam, so will never be the same to me.. ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita

"I'm not just his hellhound"
"Yeah, she's my daughter"
"Only on paper. Y'all don't deserve to know my name!" ilitumwa miezi 5 iliyopita