Hello, I'm the private dick
Ready for another private dicking ilitumwa masaa 6 yaliyopita

I play a lot of grand theft auto, so put all the words I know the translatons for to those who don't know..

Homie/Homes - Bro/Pal

Clip - Assasinate/Kill

Amigo - Spanish word for ''friend'', Michael likes to use it..

Heist - Robbery

Job - Heist

Nark - Undercover Cop

Pigs - Police ilitumwa masaa 10 yaliyopita

The Lion Guard was shit. and not just because it wanted to make us believe Lion King 2 never happened. no, as a onyesha based on one of Disney's most beloved properties, it's really appalling at how much it butchers the Lion King canon just to make a cheap, quick buck ilitumwa masaa 13 yaliyopita

If wewe thought wewe had me fooled
I'm tellin' wewe now objection overruled
🎶 ilitumwa masaa 17 yaliyopita

can somebody explain to me how and why the hell did a song like WAP blew up?
i mean, i get why Blinding Lights and Say So became famous, but why WAP? it's a filthy song about pussy and whores. normally, i wouldn't mind that, but WAP is just filth ilitumwa masaa 18 yaliyopita

I'm now taking sociology in addition to my computer classes. ilitumwa masaa 18 yaliyopita

Okay, muziki lyrics...
Um.....
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH! ilitumwa siku moja 1 iliyopita

Lovecustard
Nutter Buster
Punk of Spunk
I can keep going all night, people ilitumwa siku moja 1 iliyopita

I am the game, wewe don't wanna play me.
I am control, no way wewe can change me.
I am heavy debt, no way wewe can pay me.
I am the pain, and I know wewe can't take me.
🎶 ilitumwa siku moja 1 iliyopita

I've become so numb
I can't feel wewe there
Become so tired
So much zaidi aware
I'm becoming this
All i want to do
Is be zaidi like me
And be less like you

~R.I.P Chester Bennington of Linkin Park ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

So long, Khabib Nurmagomedov. The UFC won't be the same without you. ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

wewe know
When wewe pour that maziwa and creamer into your coffee
wewe can see the darkness of the black just go away
With that nice creamy white texture taking over
Blending into a nice comfy color
As the white takes over the black
What I'm trying to say is
If wewe don't drink your coffee black
You're a fucking filthy racist ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

in about 2 years from now, it'll be my 10th mwaka anniversary of being on Fanpop
if i remember right, i launched this account all the way back around New Year's Eve 2012 ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

so.... Twitter decided to "cancel" Chris Pratt AGAIN... for supporting Donald Trump?? ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

Stand User: Donald Trump

Stand: machungwa, chungwa Trumpet ChInA-MeXiCo ukuta With Disinfectant Spray And Twitter Civil War.
Stand ability: Allows for any variety of stupid shit alisema kwa the Stand owner to somehow sound reasonable to his followers. Spewing nonsense to the public allows for the sekunde half of the ability 'Twitter Civil War' to activate, boosting the effectiveness of burning the brain cells of his followers for easier persuasion while using Twitter as a distraction. ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

we did a whole lotta grocery shoppin' earlier today. so just in case Albania goes into a sekunde lockdown because of COVID, i'm pretty sure we'll have enough chakula for the inayofuata 2 weeks ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

Fanpop, wewe should know kwa now that the site's new layout is dogshit and wewe need to cancel it! ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

Oh god, new fanpop is weird. Glad there's a "use classic fanpop option".
Anyways, randomly mentioning this site exists to a person on Twitter as a polling site is weird. ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

It's such a shame we're worlds apart

🎶 ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

Guys, let's be real
Sex
Kinda overrated
In fact
Let's just cancel sex
Sex is cancelled
If wewe have it
You're going to jail ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

*Dish looks perfect*

*Sauce looks good*

*Properly seasoned*

*Tastes amazing*

Gordon Ramsey be like: Why is there no taste on this extremely thin section of fat that no one eats?! wewe fucking bag of unseasoned collard green juice, you're a disgrace of a chef! Get the hell outta my jikoni and quit your life wewe goddamn sewage waste sandwich! Set your house on fire! Fry your soul in three week old bacon grease and fuck off! kondoo, mwana-kondoo SAUCE! WHERE'S THE kondoo, mwana-kondoo SAUCE! ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

would wewe explore a supposedly haunted ghost town in the middle of the night, for $4 million? ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

Story time ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

so The Weeknd just dropped the brand-new, official muziki video for "Too Late" last night. i just saw it, and..... dear sweet holy baby Jesus! just when we thought After Hours couldn't get any zaidi fucked up... Abel steps in and changes everything.
god knows what the muziki video for "Faith" is gonna be like. ilitumwa siku 4 zilizopita

watchng those really old smash videos, back when it was just Ian and Anthony.. they were so great back then, and even now, Ian seems to be the only highlight to any new ones.. not that I seen to many new ones ilitumwa siku 4 zilizopita

Protip: don't watch Final Destination the night before your surgery. au do, if wewe want to make the trip zaidi exciting. ilitumwa siku 4 zilizopita

YouTube shadow bans Pewdiepie... for literally no reason at all!
when even the site's biggest and most famous content creator isn't salama from Susan's bila mpangilio hate-boner (that she apparently adores so much), it just makes it even zaidi obvious that the end of YouTube is coming ilitumwa siku 4 zilizopita

well, looks like i'm the only one here right now.
damn you, time zones! ilitumwa siku 5 zilizopita

Maine Coon kitties :3 ilitumwa siku 5 zilizopita

Are wewe familiar with the classic stop motion monkey head?
Yeah, you're in the know, buddy
wewe get it ilitumwa siku 5 zilizopita

What should my inayofuata ukuta post be about? Oh...wait.... ilitumwa siku 5 zilizopita

so we just got a teaser trailer for Disney's Raya and the Lost Dragon, AND the official trailer of the new Animaniacs reboot. this is a pretty interesting siku so far ilitumwa siku 5 zilizopita

The inayofuata person that asks me if I’m going to cut my long hair is getting slapped. I’m getting extremely fed up with this shit, why can’t people just leave me alone? For fuck’s sake, it’s my hair. If I want it long, then I’m letting it grow tf out as long as I fucking want it to. ilitumwa siku 6 zilizopita

Thick Thighs Save Lives!

But they can also crush au choke them out of people.

Your call !!!! ilitumwa siku 6 zilizopita

bila mpangilio words ilitumwa siku 6 zilizopita

Life is not short wewe are. ilitumwa siku 6 zilizopita

If Wind still ships me to Seras. I'm not even mad anymore.. If Seras is my girlfriend, that means a blonde chick for England is all mine.. And that’s awesome XD ilitumwa siku 6 zilizopita

wewe know when wewe find porn and wewe tell people, like your girlfriend au your grandma that it's just for a friend?
Well that friend is me
And you're gonna hand that porn over right now
This is non-negotiable ilitumwa siku 6 zilizopita

Any adult whos like a teacher au a parent au something that genuinely enjoys fucking with the minds of kids kwa being a petty punda adult who can't stand a kid seeing through their web of dumb bullshit:
Kind of a faggot, not gonna lie ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

wewe are my fire
The one desire
Believe when i say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When wewe say
That i want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear wewe say
I want it that way ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

That one guy that everyone likes

Til the party's over

And he realizes that no one actually gave a genuine fuck to begin with. ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

Timber alisema he's half canadian.. well I'm half irish, well french actually, but my mom's sde irish, so sounds baridi ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

Me: *has an important errand to run* Okay, so I have enough time to fuck around with so I can do it later

*Sets reminders for important errand*

Also me: *Forgets about errand along with the fact that my phone is on silent/do not disturb and rushes to do errand at the last sekunde amd barely makes it to errand location on time to take care of alisema errand* ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

Anyone remember asking for the website to be changed? Neither do I. ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

i might be half-Canadian, but i've never been in Ottawa before. i've only been in Toronto ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

To all wewe people who wanna fuck monsters
Stop calling yourself monster fuckers
We prefer wewe call the deed The Monster Mash
The Graveyard Smash is acceptable too ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

I'm not tryna talk at all
'Cause i'm tryna upendo wewe crazy
Put some zaidi inside your cup
And drink 'til wewe numb the pain
I got 'em touchin' on their bodies
These girls keep touchin' on their bodies
They got accustomed to the life we live
These girls born in the '90s are dangerous
I got 'em thinking that they want me
Although they know they're not the only
I got 'em wantin' to embrace their sins
These girls born in the '90s are dangerous ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

Sonic, after getting tired of ruining his own series of games, has decided to stick his slimy dick into the Fall Guys scene. Now wewe can hate both five mwaka olds and Sonic a little bit zaidi when they steal your egg ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

it's been scientifically proven that a cat's purr can annihilate anxiety and depression ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

first facebook, now fanpop.. eveything keeps changing to ways I find harder to understand ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

what's the worst movie you've ever seen? ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

When fanpop forces wewe to switch to their ''Modern'' version: link ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

awwww! fanpop wants its users to switch to their new "updated" version of the site. real cute, Fanpop. real cute ilitumwa siku 8 zilizopita

My fanpop put itself in the literally-unusable "new" format and I can't find the button to put it back into classic mode?? Isn't it at the bottom of the page somewhere? Save me from this torment pls ilitumwa siku 8 zilizopita

I've been using my macbook nenosiri as my fanpop for 8 years.. But now it feels special on here ilitumwa siku 8 zilizopita

This bible thing is pretty good
They should make a movie out of it ilitumwa siku 8 zilizopita

Talking about Hellsing with Canada24 got me feeling all nostalgic. I need to rewatch it. ilitumwa siku 8 zilizopita

yep. i'm a 23-year-old guy, and i'm a shabiki of The Weeknd
there, i alisema it ilitumwa siku 8 zilizopita

Computers never go on strike ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

Alpha and Omega 2: originally planned as a theatrical sequel, having nothing to do with Christmas, and instead would've focused on Kate, Humphrey, Garth and Lilly "going on a quest to find a way to their nyumbani from impending destruction" (according to the A&O wiki)

the A&O 2 we actually got: a bland Christmas-themed special that's only 45 dakika long, and has weak animation, a rushed story, new characters that suck (aside from Princess) and a genuine WTF ending ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

Guys, wewe gotta help me
I've been degloved
I Lost my gloves to a raving lunatic and can't find them
He just pulled them off my hands and ran off
How can someone just deglove another man
I need your help
But only to those familiar with degloving
If wewe can prove wewe have mild understanding of degloving cases, I may hear wewe out
Please, please, please
I just want my gloves back
They had Elmo on it ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

Just a word from wewe to hold on to
Before the night is gone
Can't wewe see we're living on the run
Baby close your eyes to realize
Before it comes undone
Can't wewe see we're living on the run
🎶 ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

wewe KNOW there's something wrong with me when I find gppony, pony Mov Spike zaidi like me, than the real Spike is.. Not the stoner part.. The smart punda part.. ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

i don't know if wewe guys care au not, but i just made a new fanclub for the upcoming animated movie called Wolfwalkers, kwa Ireland's Cartoon Saloon. y'all can check it out if wewe want

link ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

But i've been the hardest to love
wewe tryna let me go
Yeah
And i can see it, i can see it
I've been the hardest to love
It's hard to let me go
Yeah
And i can feel it, i can feel it ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

I don't even watch MLP anymore, but I still upendo anything based on it, shabiki videos, the comics, all that stuff.. And I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for MLP and Alpha and Omega, a movie I barely even think about now, and doesn't have the same impact anymore.. But got pleasent memories of anyway.. ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

still upendo that I can see myself as juu CURRENT CONTRIBUTORS in the MLP club.. it's a little thing, but makes me feel important ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

Close your eyes and turn your face into the wind. Feel it sweep along your skin in an invisible ocean of exultation. Suddenly, wewe know wewe are alive. ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

well, with Leafy being permanently banned from YouTube, i thought the drama and toxicity in the site would die down a little, but no! it's even worse now ilitumwa siku 10 zilizopita

Let's be honest here, the original Among Us was John Carpenter's "The Thing".

Among Us is just the 4kids version XD ilitumwa siku 10 zilizopita

Just because wewe like something that isn't liked kwa the populace doesn't make your opinion less worthwhile
wewe are allowed to enjoy something, no matter how trashy it is
I would know. I watch anime ilitumwa siku 10 zilizopita

i like MLP....

but i'm pretty sure i'm alone on this in here ilitumwa siku 10 zilizopita

Sorry, I don't know why I'm on here, but I'm strange right about now, so I should probably stop now. ilitumwa siku 11 zilizopita

I wish I wasn't a cunt. Then I would be slightly zaidi pleasant. ilitumwa siku 11 zilizopita

And now, let us take a moment to acknowledge my levels of 'get fucked' right now. Like, humanity can get fucked, essentially. ilitumwa siku 11 zilizopita

g2 iS tHE BeSt TEam In THe WoRlD

-said no-one ever ilitumwa siku 11 zilizopita

Shut the fuck up, Karen, really??!! ilitumwa siku 11 zilizopita

hujambo guys, it's been a long time since I last visited this site. I got a part-time job a mwezi zamani as well as taking online classes, so I didn't have time to hang around. ilitumwa siku 11 zilizopita

Wait.. why and how is it already midnight!!! ilitumwa siku 11 zilizopita

does anybody else remember ray William Johnson of Equals Three?
that onyesha used to be my inayopendelewa growing up ilitumwa siku 11 zilizopita

Back to the darkness. ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

Hail Satan ya'll forget about god. ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

I keep dreaming about the world ending and I don't know why. Am I crazy, au am I some kind of prophet? Sometimes I think about it and think it'd kind of be interesting to watch a meteorite hit us and destroy civilisation. I dunno. I think too much sometimes.

(I've been away for a while. Dunno if I'll come back yet, I was just checking stuff and yeah, thought about this again while I was outside)

Hope everyone is doing okay. See wewe all again someday. ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

RIP Conchata Ferrell~Berta of two and a half man
my moyo is broken!!! ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

'Cause i'm heartless
And i'm back to my ways,
'cause i'm heartless
All this money and this fame
got me heartless
Low life for life
'cause i'm heartless
alisema i'm heartless
Tryna be a better man,
but i'm heartless
Never be a wedding plan
for the heartless
Low life for life
'cause i'm heartless ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

“Not all those who wander are lost” -J.R.R. Tolken
(I just randomly spotted that on a journal cover while wandering at a store once) ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

We make no mistakes we have happy accidents ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

I like Bob Ross because he let's me know that happy accidents are okay
So when my parents call me an accident, I feel better
Don't forget
wewe are all accidents, and that's okay ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

I been here sense 2012, but I feel like for most of that only Sean and Wind would of remembered me, but now I'm zaidi active ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

when wewe swear to yourself you're all alone in the house, but wewe keep hearing voices and laughter coming from your room.... ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

that moment when wewe realize one of your inayopendelewa cartoons is 10 years old now....
i still remember when MLP: FiM first debuted on TV back in 2010... damn, i feel old right now! ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

This is a black thing, isn't it? ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

A mwaka from now wewe will wish wewe had started today. ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

I have never experienced live muziki tamasha in my life. ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

i just realized i'm one of the newest people in this club. like, i literally started posting on this ukuta yesterday lol ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded kwa the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

I wonder where jay is it’s been forever.
Hope all the best for wewe buddy if wewe see this post. ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

Not quite ready to be back in this club yet. Just came here to say Birthday today alert. Turned 27 today. I'm gettin so old now. I'm not even ready to be 30 yet ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

what does eating Pop Rocks feel like? (never had 'em before) ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

You're doing a real fister on my pisster, mister ilitumwa siku 15 zilizopita