*🎤Singing in the tune of the Cops theme song*

🎶Covid Covid
What we gotta do
What we gotta do to get rid of you
Covid Covid
What we gotta do
What we gotta do to be rid of wewe 🎶 ilitumwa masaa 5 yaliyopita

mchele is life. ilitumwa siku moja 1 iliyopita

Some of my many YouTubers who are getting me through quarantine:

sensitive soci3ty
Mojahed Fudailat
MMA On Point
dyfo
Optimus

Yours? ilitumwa siku moja 1 iliyopita

It’s like how my uncle Ben once said.
With great power...... comes great big booty bitches! ilitumwa siku 2 zilizopita

*Notice an old lady struggling to duka for something*
Excuse me ma'am do wewe need help?
*Ignores me and carry a large watermelon*
Lol okay.. ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

I left a bunch of brainteasers I found and put them under maswali ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

I have a dream (He has a dream)
I'm here to tell (He's here to tell)
About a magical, fantastic place called
Loo Loo Land! ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

if the answer is the swali than who answered it? ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

Flat may be Justice, but Stacked, is Vengeance !!!! ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

I don't always eat sushi but when I do I eat them with my hands 😂 ilitumwa siku 3 zilizopita

Heads up.
I'm breaking up with three of my fanpop friends.
Oh no! pardon me!!! I mean EX-freinds fucking shits.
wewe know exactly who the fuck wewe are don't play innocent.
Yeah it's too late wewe fake bastards. Good riddance.
wewe play with my moyo but I tell wewe I have a steal heart, go to hell for all I care.
I am done. ilitumwa siku 4 zilizopita

Am I the one who actually likes ''Secret" kwa Pierces, and not because I've see pretty little liars, I simply just enjoy the song, there's no context behind how I found it.. Just heard it on Youtube once ilitumwa siku 4 zilizopita

Imam..
Chill Bro ilitumwa siku 5 zilizopita

if everybody is leaving guess it'll soon be just me pretty soon.. I'm never leaving, not til the site itself closes ilitumwa siku 6 zilizopita

🎶 When the demon that's inside wewe is ready to begin
And it feels like it's a battle that wewe will never win
When you're aching for the moto and begging for your sin
When there's nothing left inside, there's still a reason to fight
Lost in your world of lies I find it so hard to believe in you
Can it be real this time, au just a part of this game that we're playing through
I won't give up, so don't give in
You've fallen down but wewe will rise again
I won't give up 🎶 ilitumwa siku 6 zilizopita

i'll try to be active zaidi active on here soon. but... i can't 100% promise that ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

hujambo hujambo hujambo ilitumwa siku 7 zilizopita

Kuro and Ranty
If wewe are kusoma this I hope wewe live your lives to the fullest. Be free birds ilitumwa siku 8 zilizopita

I don't live to impress anyone, so drop the confidence my happiness is in my hands not yours. ilitumwa siku 8 zilizopita

How much do wewe care about the environment?

*asks this while burning firewood* ilitumwa siku 9 zilizopita

i ain't dead. i'm still here. just got a lotta shit goin' on in my personal life ilitumwa siku 10 zilizopita

I don't always care... but when I do, I don't care that I care. ilitumwa siku 10 zilizopita

Since I have been noticing zaidi demand on the matter, a reminder that a Discord Server about fanpop has been created and running for 3 years now. For those who wish to join, wewe may contact either Me au BlindBandit92. Every Member is welcome to jiunge provided certain rules are taken into account. There is no need to stress about it au feel any obligation like posting / being active. Simply having your presence included is zaidi than enough. We'll be glad to have wewe nonetheless !!!! ilitumwa siku 11 zilizopita

If anyone wants the discord invite just pm me au lefty. ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

Welp. The snowing mayhem is supposed to end starting Monday. ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

Yo, so I'm gonna need that Discord invite that everyone's sending
Feel free to send in in PMs
This sounds like a big sinking ship situation and I want on the lifeboats ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

Is it kinda odd that I'm eating ice cream while we're all in this real life but bad version of "Frozen"? ilitumwa siku 12 zilizopita

Sasageyo! ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

What is going honestly???
I was banned last night and now I am back?
What did I even do? ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

My Soldiers, Rage! My Soldiers, Scream! My Soldiers, Fight! ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

Rari detailed there's not a speck of dust on it,
I'ma get the bag, wewe can put some trust on it.
Everything is new, so there's never rust on it,
And her booty so big wewe can park a bus on it. ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

Anyway, I'll introduce myself. wewe can all call me 'Fire', because I'm a fiery-spirited unicorn, that can incidentally breath flames sometimes. Occasionally I identify as a bata called "Quack"

XDDDD

So, yo, how it's going? ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

Well, it's snowing where I'm at, the last thing we needed... ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

Hi. I'm applying for the position of Memelord? A friend of mine used to be active here and was good at that kind of stuff. I'm here to carry on their legacy if wewe people have no objections... XD ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines. ilitumwa siku 13 zilizopita

No one dared to ask his business
No one dared to talk shit
When the stranger road to town one day
With a big red throbbing clit ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

Hello. I'm an agnostic preacher. Shout if wewe have doubt. ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

I was up early in the morning, watching Psych2Go vids. ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

True upendo is being able to look at your significant other
Stare them in the eyes
Get Lost in them
And say, "So did wewe hear about those deer in Japan that invaded downtown Tokyo to eat the plants"
And they just say, "Babe, not now" ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

It appears that my account was indeed suspended. I haven't heard from fanpop about it all, but I assume that they probably just perma-ban the kuro hyou account. Oh well. ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

I kinda wonder sometimes what it would be like if everyone that has ever been on fanpop at any point were to be just thrusted into a VRMMORPG like SAO. What would really happen? On juu of that what if the same situation was present and it was a life au death situation...? ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

Anyone else have a Tapas? ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

fanpop removed my post talking about their incompetence and turning it into hentai site yet they can't remove multiple spam posts from trolls xD ilitumwa siku 14 zilizopita

Happy upendo day, y'all!!! ilitumwa siku 15 zilizopita

Running at 6:00 AM, and in fact, if I see au hear anything suspicious, then I'm gonna start running. ilitumwa siku 15 zilizopita

Well, Valentine's siku is almost here
And I just wanted to tell all wewe lovely people that... well
You're weird looking
And that girl that wewe talk to
That girl who says that she lives in the UK, who is 21, and genuinely loves you
Yeah, that's Roger
He's 37, unemployed, and morbidly obese
But he still loves you
So I hope all of wewe find a Roger of your own this Valentine's Day
au don't
I don't give a shit ilitumwa siku 16 zilizopita

Farewell guys 👋🏼✈️ pray for my safety arrival.
I'm finally going back home. ilitumwa siku 16 zilizopita

Bang Energy is strong! It has 300mg of caffeine. The shit kept me up till early this morning. ilitumwa siku 16 zilizopita

Appearently there's a bunch of turf wars in Canada, mostly for Toronto. And there was this big gunfight over drugs au hookers.. It's cool in GTA, but in real life. That's always a totally different story.. Real scary man.. ilitumwa siku 17 zilizopita

Wind use to tease me about wanting Seras.. But honestly the only one I was ever close to wanting that way was Revy.. Probably why I never talk about her XD ilitumwa siku 17 zilizopita

happy birthday me ilitumwa siku 18 zilizopita

wewe know what's sad, the other I was 21/8/18 as Miss Fortune and we still somehow Lost the game... ilitumwa siku 18 zilizopita

What's your inayopendelewa dinosaur? Mine is Fuckalottawhorus. ilitumwa siku 18 zilizopita

Sup. Just wanted to let people know I'm still alive. I might come and joke around be a twat for a bit, but I've decided not too spend too much time here, otherwise I'll neglect my real life shit.

Anyway, hope wewe Random-goers have been taking care of yourselves! ilitumwa siku 18 zilizopita

Man, I hate it when my tiny little body plays tricks on me. I guess that's the whole reason. Because I'm so small for my age. I hope y'all are healthier than me. If y'all are, y'all are so lucky. I can't stand sickness!! ilitumwa siku 18 zilizopita

bila mpangilio animal noises ilitumwa siku 18 zilizopita

What are you, some kind of pussy who drinks his machungwa, chungwa juisi without any pulp?
Well I'm a man, and I drink only the pulp
I drink a glass of just pulp every morning! ilitumwa siku 18 zilizopita

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Noly! Noly ...*random noise* *dad yelling to mom this phone call on me and wewe give it to a child?*

Me: lol *end call* ilitumwa siku 19 zilizopita

EPIC I JUST KILLED MY Marafiki GRANDMA kwa SHOVING HER DOWN THE STAIRS AND USED HER CASKET AS A SLED DURING THE FUNERAL PRANK! (GONE WRONG!!!) (GONE SEXUAL?!?!?!) (FREE USED CONDOM GIVE AWAY!!!!!!!!) ilitumwa siku 20 zilizopita

wewe know that moment when wewe go out to eat and wewe sit and take your time for about 20 dakika to decide what wewe want from the menu
Then wewe pick fucking same thing evertime for 10 damn years in a row lmao ilitumwa siku 20 zilizopita

To all the newbies here we are sick perverts get out while wewe can XD ilitumwa siku 21 zilizopita

wewe can kill me, but the masturbation nation will live on ilitumwa siku 21 zilizopita

Wtf is an acronym ilitumwa siku 21 zilizopita

I can't say I'm surprised kwa coronavirus lockdowns increasing sucide rates.. ilitumwa siku 22 zilizopita

Stands in line for 10 dakika in a pharmacy

awkward eye contact.... mhmYeah that'll be all! *puts protein chokoleti bar* ilitumwa siku 22 zilizopita

Ohhhh yeah today is amazing I'm happy 😇👏🏼

...
....Headache hello fucker time to suffer slowly ilitumwa siku 22 zilizopita

soon I'll be 27.... And stuck in lockdown ilitumwa siku 23 zilizopita

Dragon Kick your punda into the milky way (Milky way)
Don't act like wewe don't like a Ball Buster (Ball Buster) ilitumwa siku 23 zilizopita

so what y'all been up to while i was gone? ilitumwa siku 24 zilizopita

Moments and I'll go to the mosque.
Go out at 5 am then tell me its crazy Its still dark outside.
Can't complain I like it^^ ilitumwa siku 24 zilizopita

I EXERT STRESS ilitumwa siku 24 zilizopita

*someone else play video games*

hujambo man, what's that song called?

........

.............

???

............

*still playing aggressively and focusing hard*

wow ok.. ilitumwa siku 24 zilizopita

There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
Feel as though nobody cares if I live au die
So I might as well begin to put some action in my life

Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law ilitumwa siku 24 zilizopita

In space, nobody can hear wewe cream ilitumwa siku 24 zilizopita

hujambo y'all! it's been a while since the last time i was on here ilitumwa siku 25 zilizopita

Somebody help me, I've escaped from Win'ds basement. He's been expirimenting with Cats and board games.. Not sure what they have in common, but somehow it always ended in him stabbing me. And it never had anything to do with his expriments, he just likes stabbing me.. ilitumwa siku 25 zilizopita

I have a shotgun. When wewe pampu it, it shoots out ranch. ilitumwa siku 26 zilizopita

hujambo babe
Not gonna lie
But your pussy kinda smells like a samaki market
Can wewe clean it out? ilitumwa siku 26 zilizopita

Bruh some people are so stupid it hurts me physically ilitumwa siku 26 zilizopita

January lasted only 5 minutes...bruh ilitumwa siku 26 zilizopita

"I dunno, I'm anxious because I didn't think I would actually get this far."

Man, if that isn't the most relatable thing lmao ilitumwa siku 26 zilizopita

I'm gonna fight wewe like Fight Fighters,
So come on let's Rumble.
You'll fumble, you're in trouble,
And we'll do it as a double.
I bet you're verse is gonna be a waste of time,
And it'll be dull.
I mean I don't want to be rude, but wewe have the brain of Waddles. ilitumwa siku 27 zilizopita

Three hundred?!
Are wewe crazy?
I got stimulus!
I wouldn't wipe my dick on three hundred!
Get the fuck outta here ilitumwa siku 27 zilizopita

Another birthday check: Albeit quite late but today is my bday. Just informing people on here as well. ^^ ilitumwa siku 27 zilizopita

I watched some video about torture methods.. White room torture sounds like one I hope I never go though.. I had a bad trip on some weed once, and it felt like everything was fake. Like nothing was real, being unsure if I'm even the real me, au somebody else controlling. The Matrix movie was the theory I could come with.. Point being, white torture sounds like it would totally fuck me up for life. Hope I never go though that.. ilitumwa siku 27 zilizopita

Thank God my stomach flu/bug/virus (whichever one I had) is over with. Feeling like myself again and I feel great now. No zaidi blowing chunks, and no zaidi being on kitanda rest for 4-5 days. So what's been happenin here with y'all while I've been sick for a whole week? ilitumwa siku 28 zilizopita

well I wanted a zaidi loona/blitzo focused episode.. guess they somehow heard me ilitumwa siku 28 zilizopita

Failing means wewe are trying, just hang in there. ilitumwa siku 29 zilizopita

Me: standing randomly inside an elevator..
Someone enters :Excuse me sir wewe going up?
Me: Nah I'm just here for the mirrors..*gets out* ilitumwa siku 29 zilizopita

Officer, wewe don't understand
I did not kill that man
I am a human, I cannot produce bullets
Only a gun can do that
The gun killed that man, not me ilitumwa siku 29 zilizopita

Today is Moving Out Day✌️😎 ilitumwa siku 29 zilizopita

I Accidentally dropped one piece of sushi in chicken masala.......

My stomach: The fuck is wrong with you. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Sometimes it's not always about the money, Spider-Man
-Gamestop stocks owner, probably

Power to the Player! ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

I came
i saw
I make it awkward ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Think like a proton. Always positive. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Eren(before): Heroically killed 2 adults who kidnapped a young girl
Eren(after): committed mass destruction, genocide, terrorism, treason, crimes against peace, breach of authority, libel, blackmail, usurpation, kidnapping, desertion, sowing discord, undermining eldias national security, insurrection.

Yes, "character development". ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

Look, I went onto Ancestry.com and it says I at least got 0.0003% Cherokee blood in me, and that's black enough
So yes
I have access to the N-Word pass and I'm gonna use it ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

I've been thinking of getting the highly talked resident evil 7.. Saw some youtube's on it, looks interesting.. kinda like far cry 3.. though horror ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita

- Hi. How are you?
- I'm fine.
Doctor : Get the fuck outta my office, then. ilitumwa mwezi moja 1 uliopita