what's the most bila mpangilio thing someone's ever alisema to/asked you?

for me, a couple months zamani in my culinary class one of my Marafiki alisema to me "Ask me if I'm a tree." and I decided to play along and asked "Are wewe a tree?" and she scoffed and alisema to me like I was an idiot "No!" it was really bila mpangilio and really funny I actually tried doing that here a couple dakika zamani but I guess nobody really got that I was joking au something

what about wewe guys? Something like that ever happened to you?