u never die a virgin cuz life alwayz fucks u in the end

life sucks and then wewe die. Yeah, I should feel so lucky...

“Most people think life sucks, and then wewe die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then wewe get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, wewe get a new dog, wewe get remarried, wewe owe ten million dollars in medical bills but wewe work hard for thirty five years and wewe pay it back and then one siku wewe have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, wewe have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but wewe go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one siku wewe step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG wewe get hit kwa a city bus and then wewe die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary

Life's a bitch.

"God is cruel. Sometimes he makes wewe live." - Stephen King


"Life can be a bitch. I just onyesha it that I'm a bigger one." - Me :)

People don't die virgins. They are just returned without use.

I actually got something similair to Sapherequeen. Mine is: "Life's a bitch, so am I."

And then I also have one that I really like(and is kinda cheesy): "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."