whats the most EMBARASSING thing that ever happened to you?

Really, I don't know XD I do know that when I was little I was running around our backyard with poop coming out at the same time XD LOl

When I accidentaly cursed at my parent.

running into a moto hydrant, and at the end of the year, so the classes weren't long so my (boy) PE coach brought ALL of his class in the boys lockeroom. and the other class went into ours.
The bathroom sunk and there was a.... i'm not even going to say it use ur imagination. on the floor. and a kid picked it up and licked it!

ok i was in 3rd grade and we had a book ripoti and for the visual aid we had to dress up as one of the characters so i dressed up like a cat. I had thee makeup tail and ears. it was embarassing people yanking on my tail then we had to go to PE which was another building and i didnt have clothes to change into

My Marafiki and I enjoy making our own spoof films of various pop culture shows and movies, so this one time we were at the beach, pwani and decided to do a 'Baywatch' spoof once the actual lifeguards left their posts later in the day.

I played the busty lifeguard, so I stuffed my bathing suit juu with WATER BALLOONS and we started shooting a scene where I was supposed to jump down off the 9ft high lookout chair and run into the water to help a drowning victim (my friend Jackie). But during the scene while I was trying to quickly clime down I got my foot stuck in the juu kuvuka, msalaba step and fell forward, hanging upside down and then FALLING HEADFIRST into the sand. Now the section of the beach, pwani where we shot this was still very populated so everyone (my Marafiki included) rushed over to me to see if I was ok and when they helped me up my huge water-filled balloon "boobs" had survived the fall, but they were now one ontop the other instead of side kwa side.

So here I was totally disoriented and in shock and all the people who gathered around to help me up began laughing hysterically at the gigantic deformed boobs that helped to break my fall.

Well, I dressed up as a cow for Halloween in grade seven. Complete with udders. AT SCHOOL. ugh.

Well i was really hungry, and i was siku dreaming too. I saw this poster on the wall. I was siku dreaming and i was hungry, so the poster to me looked like ice cream. Since i was hungry i licked it! I licked the poster XD!... everyone did stare at me XD

I waz at a horse onyesha and I waz on a rely experenced horse and I waz in my warm up ring and the horse spooked and I fell an ripped me breeches an under where

haha ok, my moment was when my time in mwezi came and i went to the restroom, but forgot to flush... so i go back to my room to talk with my cousins when my aunt comes with the air spray saying "ew..who stinked up the bathroom?" and then my dumb brother comes alogn saying "ohh... YAzmen did the restroom last!" i was like SO red! [red as a freken tomato! =0] and i quickly relied without saying " i'm on my period. that's why" haha, so stupid! and even worse she said," well, u didn't flush either" SOOO embarrasing!

- well i have TONS of moments like that but i believe this one is the most embarrasing one! [that i can remember..LOL] ugh HATE moments like that!

ok, its almost nine years to the siku and im STILL mortified about it, but we were swimming at my cousins house and when it was near dinnertime, we went to take turns changing out of our swimsuits in my cousin's room, and i was completely oblivious to the fact the window was WIDE OPEN until my mom, dad, and grandparents started yelling "TRISH, CLOSE THE CURTAINS!!!!" and, needles to say, i couldn't onyesha my face for the rest of the week. *shudders*

I've had some that are too embarassing, but I'd like to share this one. I was at my relative's bat mitzvah, and my brother was being annoying, so a guy told him to go outside the room where the service was being held. My brother left, and my sister and I followed him. We were in the hallway, when this heavy lady with glasses comes up to us and says "There's not a babysitter out here for you.", talking down to me like a little kid, although I was actually taller than her. I responded, telling her that I wasn't looking for a babysitter. After the service, there was a room where everybody went for food. My brother smashed kuki, vidakuzi in a cup with machungwa, chungwa pop. I asked my cousins and siblings if I should go up to the lady and offer it to her. They alisema yes, so I walked up to her and asked her "Would wewe like some soup?" she alisema no. Then, she walked away, and I immitated her using a low, manly voice to my cousins. She came back and alisema "If wewe have a problem with me, say it to my face". I ran away as fast as I could. It was so scary at the time, but now it's so funny!

I would actually never say this, but fine I will...
A couple months ago, I was at the library, and my friend needed to go to the bathroom really bad and she brought me with her. Then we went inside and saw an old man with a VERY long beard at the urinal and he was ataring at us. Then the guy inayofuata to him was my crush and he was like.. " WHAT THE HELL ARE wewe DOING IN THE MEN'S ROOM!!??!?!"
Then I panicked and when I was pushing the door, I slipped... I didn't see there was a "wet floor" sign and then I blushed. Then when I tried to open the door again I hit myself on the wall. (Yes, that was EXTEMELY clumsy of me.) And finally, I was able to get out of the men's room. I had to drag my friend along too. And yes, she wet herself.
Then when I went to school the inayofuata day, my crush told EVERYONE what happened...... I had to hide for about 2 months!!!!!!! ^_^

my bff jessica and i both like the same person. how i found out was @ pe one siku and jessica was constantly saying 2 my other friend, "nolan is so hot. i want to ask him out really bad." and then she turned to me and asked what i thought!!! i didnt say anything but then l8r jessica found out that i liked him too!!! she doesnt care though... and we still both like him and r bffs!

me and my friend were somewhere,i forget where, and she had to go to the bathroom really bad, so we went to the restrooms and we accidentally walked into the mens room! to make it worse, her crush was there! he didn't tell anyone 'cause he was my friend but he avoided us for the rest of the school year!

hmmmm,so many uhm,i think ill od that 1 ok: well this happened in the 3rd grade and well;at lunch i was sitting inayofuata 2 my crush[we were Marafiki weird huh?] and well everyone started 2 push us into a railing and i was eating red jelo..lets just say i laughed so hard it came out of my nose and went all over him XD funny yet embarrising he wouldnt sit inayofuata 2 me when i had jelo XD id ask y but then hed say 3rd grade,then id walk away blushing and thinking:CRAP!he still remebers that?LET IT GO MAN!

My Marafiki and I were eating lunch during the schoolyear and talking about weird s**t (sorry about the vulgar, but that's pretty much what we were talking about). Well, one of my Marafiki called MK insulted my mom and called her ugly au something. So, for some freaking weird reason (probably because they kept insulting my mom as a joke), I ended up shouting right out loud, "My mom is HOT!!!" while the cafeteria was quiet for once. All of my Marafiki looked at me like I was insane au a perve for a quick second, then burst out laughing and joking about it for almost the whole lunch period.
I actually hated my life at that moment :S

imba in the shower

I can tell wewe what i thought was mortifying then but can laugh out load about it now.
My family and i were at the funfair and for a laugh i dressed up as a clown in a mini skirt. For extras my mother dared me to wear her knickers which were like 3 times the size i usually wore back then, and we were walking along and suddenly my knickers dropped and i'm completely naked under this skirt, upindo LOL. I decided the best way to be inconspicuous was to keep on walking, so i stepped out them and left them where they were. Unfortunately an old man who ran a stall had seen, had picked them up and after calling me over through a microphone went on to say 'i think these are yours love, i saw them drop down from under you' and passed them me. 0.0, while everyone was there!!!