1. wewe accidentally enter your nenosiri on the microwave.
2. wewe haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. wewe have a orodha of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. wewe e-mail the person who works at the dawati inayofuata to you.
6. Your reason for not staying in touch with Marafiki and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
7. wewe pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is nyumbani to help wewe carry in the groceries.
8. Every commercial on televisheni has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
9. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which wewe didn't have the first 20 au 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and wewe turn around to go and get it.
10. wewe get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. wewe start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're kusoma this and nodding and laughing.
13. wewe are too busy to notice there was no #5 on this list.
14. wewe actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #5 on this orodha
