I'd rather not. I would preferto keep my arteries in fine working order while I am young. Anyway, my fussiness doesn't hurt anyone - there's zaidi bacon to go around for everyone else. :)
*starts crying dramatically* Those poor poor pigs! Do they have to die for us just to eat most of it and throw the rest away? I mean they deserve to live, too! How would wewe feel if someone/something killed wewe and ate a Piece of wewe (a small piece) and threw the rest of wewe away? IT'S NOT FAIR!!! ALL THOSE VEGETARIANS OUT THERE, WHO'S WITH ME?!