Have wewe ever had a near death experience?

I nearly died!!!!!

Lol no, I haven't had one. I have never been that close to death.

When I met my 5th grade teacher.

T_T

I almost put my hand on a buibui once...

I get almost run over kwa cars all the time .. does that count? ^^

OMG YUSH.

It happened today

jnrm and I were crossing the street, and when we were half way across teh street, this fuckin idiot turns into us almost hits us, then gives us a freakin' dirty look like "why are wewe in my way". Oh and there was a walk signal so we had teh right of way.


BSLKHJBSVIKGUHJS


damn bitch, kahaba e_e


wewe almost Lost you're dearest XxKeithHarkinxX, wewe should appreciate her more.

YES! Plenty of them.
The wroe car crash I ever been in out of 3-4 was that the car rolled 5 times at 60 miles an saa into a ditch.
The other experience I had were: almost got hit kwa an 18-wheeler, plane and boat, got hit kwa a car pretty hard/good, almost got shot kwa an arrow, got REALLY sick, went through a small papa attack, stabbed in the hand kwa a stake kisu and yeah...
*I don't care if u don't believe some of these incidents...they all really happened.*
However though, I'm an EXTREMELY, EEEXXXTTTRRREEEMMMEEELLLYYY fast healer. So it's all good.

yes, probably. i was only 1, i had 2 moyo surgeries and 3 stomach surgeries. then i actually died. i was brought back with CPR. that's all i can remember, most of it was told to me kwa my parents but still.

Well, yeah, duuuuh. He's kind of the upendo of my life, y'know...
*shot down for obvious reference to Death the Kid*

I survived clinical death right at the moment of my birth. I think I'm chosen for something and I'll be a living Mary Sue.

i almost got hit kwa a car 2 times...

No but I was a witness when my little sis almost died...

FUCK YA! ITS WAS FREAKIN SCARY, I COULDVE DIED!
Me and my bes friend were walkin to school a mwaka ago, and this fed ex truck passed a red light when we and my friend were crossing the rode ahead and he hit my friend! She had to get stitches in her head because she fell on her face! And then, the fed ex driver starts cussing us out saying like, "Wat the fuck were u guys doin!? Couldnt u see me coming u little fucking retards!?" i called an ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa and my best friend made it, and the fed ex driver had to go to jail for two months. an extra mwezi was added for hitting my friend. Thank God we both made it though! :) when my friend got hit, she was rite in front of me, that couldve been me!

Oh gawd....i have so many i cant even orodha them all but ill give wewe three that my mom fainted at.

1. We were on a huge cruise ship and i was 1 and a half. My mom and i (and other family) were in a room on the ship, and i fell through the bars and it was nearly scientifically impossible that i have even slipped through. I was floating on the atlantic ocean and everyone was screaming, while people started swarming and i eventually (unharmed) was on the ship again.

2. I was 3 now, and my mom and uncle were having a walk. We were near the highway but not that close. As stupid as i was, i got curious and ran directly towards the highway, and i was nearly hit kwa a car. My uncle and mom started running and my uncle eventually tackled me out of the way before i was ran over.

3. Im 6 now and i was in Egypt (i lived there for two years). The streets in egypt are CRAZY! No mitaani, mtaa lights, no kuvuka, msalaba walks, nothing! There were very few in Cairo. I have no idea about now, but then (2006) there were none. I was stupidly running across the mitaani, mtaa (again) and a car JUST missed me.

I have alot zaidi but im too lazy to write them. Its seriously a miracle that i havent gotten hurt once. I always ran and got into serious trouble~ well, my mom fainted shortly after each time because she was so shocked. Well, i guess i was just a miracle child, hehe

yes when i was 5 me and 2 cousins went for a swim in the pool a couple dakika after i came in my older cousin sank my head into the water after bout 3 dakika he let go.it was hard because i have asthma the sekunde 1 is when i bout 6 and my 2 other cousins came over my house 1 of them stuck my head in-between pillows so my head was squished it was mto face pillow